Where do your opinions fall when it comes to neopolitan ice cream, racist?I'm getting to old for this kind of shit. More worried about regular icecream than sex.
WTF do you need the condom for? She can't get pregnant when she's on the rag and she doesn't suddenly have a new disease you could catch. I got my Red Wings at age 14.Condom + in the Shower
Meth.At first read I was thinking I was in a different level of Hell as I didn't recognize a fucking one of you...
Then the date explained it all..... Fucking 2008 post lol...
We were a lot more sensitive then...
2 of 3 of these are correctMost of the women I've been in long term relationships with want sex during the curse for three reasons.
1) They're hornier than a two-peckered toad.
2) The suction on the outstroke pulls the mess out and the period gets done quicker. A good orgasm is the best non-toxic medicine for menstral cramps.
3) If you do her then it shows you love her. If you eat her, she knows for sure!
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I wouldn’t have called you either lol.LoL. I remember the first girl . I hit on her period. I talked her into it. She was spotting. It wasn't bloody at all. I told her let's do it doggystyle. When I put it in she had a red stain on her but cheeks that looked like a lipstick kiss. I would close them cheeks it would look like lips and I would spread them it looked like red dots on her ass. Well after playing around with her cheeks. she said don't cum in me. So I pulled out and hit her in the eye on accident. She never called me again.TRUE STORy
I wouldn't call me either. I left the worst part out. After,she says can you give me something to wipe this out. I grabbed the first thing I seen. It was her shirt. She was mad .lol2 of 3 of these are correct
I wouldn’t have called you either lol.
Which two? lol2 of 3 of these are correct
I wouldn't call me either. I left the worst part out. After,she says can you give me something to wipe this out. I grabbed the first thing I seen. It was her shirt. She was mad .lol
1 & 3. 2 is only half true.Which two? lol
Which half? lol
1 & 3. 2 is only half true.
Different strokes for different folks tho
2nd halfWhich half? lol
That one does not like women old enough to menstruste