ruby fruit
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I fingered a girl once on her rags...it was dark didn' know till I turned the light on I thought she was just really wet 
Sex during that time of the month..
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OldMedUser
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Not my fault. Wife went through menopause about 4 years ago and cut me off without so much as a b-day BJ every year. I'm only 63 and wake up every morning with a dick so hard a cat couldn't scratch it!
I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better beware!
The next woman I tangle with is going to light up like a Xmas tree and pay off in silver dollars! (Jack Nicholson, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1975)
v.s one
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So you went down on this women while she was on the rag?Now she won't return the favor even on your birthday . You need to ask some questions.
OldMedUser
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I met her about 6 months after she had those parts out so never seen her bleed.
Downtowntillman
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You need to find some way to give her an incentive! So she is excited to give that BJ!
Indagrow
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I've had varying degrees of success with a gun.
How about those sex scandals? Pervs
dannyboy602
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Lol...ur a nut...u really should do stand up
OldMedUser
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It's dead for her down there and I can't afford diamond necklaces like Trump can to get an enthusiastic BJ.
Downtowntillman
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Nothing ruins a potential blow job in the future worse than taking too long!! But Hell man, when you don't get them that much you want to enjoy them.
My birthday is tomorrow, the missus asked what I wanted? Ha, that's the first thing that I hear! "I would do it if you don't take so damn long"... LOL
My birthday is tomorrow, the missus asked what I wanted? Ha, that's the first thing that I hear! "I would do it if you don't take so damn long"... LOL
Indagrow
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there will always be a semi soft to semi hard dick out there for you hun and Death is the best release of them all..plenty to look forward to!This thread depresses me. And seems I have a lot to look forward to lol
lokie
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Move. Never fear entertainment is always near.This thread depresses me. And seems I have a lot to look forward to lol
https://www.buzzfeed.com/likethebreadorthedressing/seven-days-and-nights-in-the-worlds-largest-rowdiest-retirem?utm_term=.aadaEg9o2#.wuzJ9dmGg
Boasting 100,000 residents over the age of 55, The Villages may be the fastest growing city in America. It's a notorious boomtown for boomers who want to spend their golden years with access to 11 a.m. happy hours, thousands of activities, and no-strings-attached sex
I have my eye on a bungalow at the corner of Easy Street and Happy Hour Lane.
At 10 to 1 odds I have a good chance at getting lucky.
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Blue Wizard
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greg nr
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Don't forget your raincoat. There be a lot of critters in the villages......Move. Never fear entertainment is always near.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/likethebreadorthedressing/seven-days-and-nights-in-the-worlds-largest-rowdiest-retirem?utm_term=.aadaEg9o2#.wuzJ9dmGg
Boasting 100,000 residents over the age of 55, The Villages may be the fastest growing city in America. It's a notorious boomtown for boomers who want to spend their golden years with access to 11 a.m. happy hours, thousands of activities, and no-strings-attached sex
I have my eye on a bungalow at the corner of Easy Street and Happy Hour Lane.
At 10 to 1 odds I have a good chance at getting lucky.
RetiredGuerilla
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Sex on the rag. You need a dark colored towel. Fold it nicely and place under her bottom. Now you're ready. OR hehehehe ...You could get creative and have her wear a schoolgirl uniform and take her virginity.
bigboyfly713
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I use to think it was disgusting. Get a condom, dark towel, turn the lights off and got to work. Hop in the shower afterwards if you don't like blood.
Huckster79
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When the river flows red take the dirt road
Huckster79
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Above is what happens when u don’t read the thread before posting but in my defense I just didn’t want to loose the thought it is Saturday night after all! Lol. Kiddos to the original poster of this saying earlier in thread...I know I shud look ur name up but I gotta crash this new variety someone gifted me a clone they called dog shit has me effed up
whitebb2727
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I can't help it. I could have sex a few times a day and still need to beat it a couple times. Hell, thats even with the slight decline in my libido over the years. Not saying I'm looking toward getting older but I don't think ill be one of those guys buying boner pills. I think it would be nice for change if my pecker wasn't doing the thinking.