Sex life

Yeah I just revealed my grow to some chick I knew from way back, yeah it got me laid.. now I am kinda in a tough spot, she has a man long-distance. So my only two options are, one..Make her my woman, or Two.. destroy her.

Dear Budzski, I am very disappointed in you...
 
I'm used to people dropping me now..

Disappointed at getting himself in a position where he thinks he could be busted, using weed to get some shallow girl into bed with him, sleeping with a girl who is in a relationship and finally contemplating homicide. Wow.
 
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Hahahhaaa.. Get out from behind your computers and actually meet humans face to face once in a while..!!!
This shit is too funny.. Does everyone now meet chicks over internet..???
You are all probably Studs that chicks should be crawling over a mile of broken glass to get to..!! hehehe..
Yeah.....
 
Whee, doggies

I still think they must be cursed anti sex life sheets. Haven't had any fun for over a year and even before that sporadically or one-sided. I blame the cursed stripes.


thats crazy.. dont take this the wrong way but i would sleep in you for days!
 
A little while ago I found myself chortle gently. She looked over and asked, "what is it?"
to which I responded, "it isn't every night that you find yourself in bed with a beautiful girl-"
to which she finished my sentence, "-taking bong loads" as she exhaled out a massive hit.
We both laughed a little and the night gently went on. I'm in a very comfortable space in life right now.
I'm still young and things are moving very nicely.

reminds me of Cat Steven's though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q29YR5-t3gg
 
A little while ago I found myself chortle gently. She looked over and asked, "what is it?"
to which I responded, "it isn't every night that you find yourself in bed with a beautiful girl-"
to which she finished my sentence, "-taking bong loads" as she exhaled out a massive hit.
We both laughed a little and the night gently went on. I'm in a very comfortable space in life right now.
I'm still young and things are moving very nicely.

reminds me of Cat Steven's though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q29YR5-t3gg

Like this very much. Cute little mental movie formulated to your words...

Theexpress, it's not just crazy, I'M going crazy because I have no sex life... Err, thankyou though x
 
Like this very much. Cute little mental movie formulated to your words...

Theexpress, it's not just crazy, I'M going crazy because I have no sex life... Err, thankyou though x

I bet your one of those really hot stoner chicks. Ugh why must the world be so cruel and only put stoner whales in my state.
 
True, Ohmy. A girl who is sweet and nice to be around and won't take your money.... But has a naughty side. I miss her... WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GET A BOYFRIEND!
 
You charmer xx

Good god, that is some barefaced deception right there... Right, lynch her and I wish you luck finding another 105 lb 33-22-35 Trini girl. I guess the same way I only have asshole men around me you have crazy women... That's sad... But try to be open guys... I am, just saying yes and seeing where it goes. Still haven't been on a date yet :wink:
Looks like you are flirting again...
 
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