Sex With Food

treemansbuds

treemansbuds

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Years ago in high school I was with this girl that was a bit freaky. (Damn I miss that girl...LOL) Her favorite was ice cubes in her hoochie when we had sex, good by me!!! All my Pepsi's were ordered with "extra ice" when she was with me. ;-)
Once we drank a bottle of her parents Champagne while getting our grove on. After the Champagne was gone I used the bottle as a sex toy on her. She seemed to enjoy it (well she enjoyed all of it, like I said she was a bit freaky), but after a few moments with the bottle, I couldn't get it out of her, it created a vacuum/suction and the damn thing was stuck. We eventually got it unstuck, but it did some damage to her and she needed to see a doctor.
I like the Star-burst thing, guess I need to try that one with the wife.:-P
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cannabitch81

cannabitch81

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april said:
My ex did enjoy putting lollipops inside my....... Not gonna lie I liked watching him suck on it....

But i'm with the others, veggies and any other weird object can cause infections, I personaly disinfect all my toys after eah use and safely put them away in their storage case. LOL most toys are dishwasher safe ;)
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lmfao, just had the vision of opening a dishwasher full of dildos...
too funny!!!
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Was in a vegas hotel room, opened the drawer in the table between the two beds, and behind the bible was a big purple dildo...
 
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[h=4]Title[/h]Cimon and Pero
[h=4]Year[/h]c. 1630
[h=4]Artist[/h]Petrus Paulus Rubens
[h=4]Technique[/h]Oil on canvas
[h=4]Dimensions[/h]155 x 190 cm
[h=4]Object number[/h]SK-A-345

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At first this seems a strange subject for a painting: a young woman giving her breast to an old man tied up in chains in a bare prison cell. In fact it is a story from Roman history: the tale of Cimon and Pero. Cimon is Pero's father. He is in prison awaiting execution and has been given nothing to eat. Pero has recently had a child and saves her father from starvation by secretly giving him her breast. This relatively large picture was painted by the famous Antwerp artist, Peter Paul Rubens. To enliven the scene, Rubens has added two prying prison guards on the right.

 
cannabutt

cannabutt

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beardo said:
Do any of you ever involve food in your sex life?
Have you ever had sex with a banana peel or used a ear of corn as a dildo
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No no no, and no. You? lol :leaf:

[video=youtube_share;Mgnh1zg7ULI]http://youtu.be/Mgnh1zg7ULI[/video]
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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treemansbuds said:
Years ago in high school I was with this girl that was a bit freaky. (Damn I miss that girl...LOL) Her favorite was ice cubes in her hoochie when we had sex, good by me!!! All my Pepsi's were ordered with "extra ice" when she was with me. ;-)
Once we drank a bottle of her parents Champagne while getting our grove on. After the Champagne was gone I used the bottle as a sex toy on her. She seemed to enjoy it (well she enjoyed all of it, like I said she was a bit freaky), but after a few moments with the bottle, I couldn't get it out of her, it created a vacuum/suction and the damn thing was stuck. We eventually got it unstuck, but it did some damage to her and she needed to see a doctor.
I like the Star-burst thing, guess I need to try that one with the wife.:-P
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Next time try the other end of the bottle.
 
beardo

beardo

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If your so worried about bacteria practice safe sex and boil your corn before you stick it in yourself
 
charface

charface

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I have heard that by mixing sugar and vagina you can make your own yeast infection.
Clearly this is a risk reward scenario.
 
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