Here’s Mr. Burns’ description of Shoreline, pics included. Shoreline is kept very close to Houston, and it’s been that way since the ‘80s. Anyone familiar with Shoreline will tell you the same thing. And even other people say that it has a true Roadkill and Diesel smell, whereas Sour Diesel has a “lemon fuel” taste.
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“Hello all!!!
Finally someone has the balls to speak of the INFAMOUS TEXAS SHORELINE STRAIN!!! I recently moved to the Lone Star State from Northern Cali (Bay Area) and had the worst of luck trying to score some greens, plenty of TRIPLES (commercial green bud) but nothing on the EXOTIC side like strains i used to have in Cali: Trainwreck, Mendocino Madness, OG Kush, Diesel etc etc etc...
Then, I was enlightened by a friend of a friend who had the plug on some SUPER-PIE-YAO, it was called TEXAS SHORELINE, $5,300.00/lb. Being from
Cali, I've never heard of this strain before. But when got my hands on the 1st lb of this stuff, my life has literally changed!!! Through a double vacuumed sealed bag, there was a lingering STANK SMELL... seconds after i rip into the bag, the whole house where i was staying (UNCLE) reiked of a PUTRID MOST SKUNKY ODOR EVER... I literally mean the MOST AROMATIC STRAIN i have been in the presence of!!! Every corner of the house was seeped with this smell. I went through the sack, sold all the popcorn nugglets, and kept all the donkey dick nugs to myself, praying that somehow i would find a bean..... with no luck!!!!
Over the next 3 years i have been on a treasure hunt for the elite strain!!! everytime my guy would come around having this strain, twice a year, i would pick up at least a lb and rummage thru it and reserve all the main colas for the likes of myself and special buddies. The grower, I'll speak on them later, has perfected they craft, i mean everytime i've picked up shoreline from my guy, every bud is PERFECT, never been in bags (tupperware and jars only) every bud glistening wit ickey stickey tricomes, the buds all look full and about to bursts, the strain looks hideously beautiful!!!
So.... as time flies, I end up finding 2 beans off a main cola i've had stored. these beans look very FAT!!! I have BOG's SBv2 beans and these shoreline beans are 4-5 imes larger than that of the GURU BOG's coveted strain. Very impressive!!! So my search has come to an end with 2 beans (prolly from stress) because the grower of the TEXAS SHORELINE knows wat they are doing... NO MISTAKES, truly top-notch quality. On the other hand, a buddy of mine, who also has never grown was given clones of a strain he called TEXAS SHORELINE, but he didnt even know about the treasure he now possesed!!! Well, to make a long story short, I didnt believe he had the real deal TEXAS SHORELINE. So i came back on the day he harvested to help trim. When i pull up to his drive-way and get out of my car, i can smell the VERY DISTINCT ROADKILL SKUNKYNESS THAT ALL YOU TEXAS SHORELINE USERS ALL LOVE!!! I get 5 clones and burn out to my "BAT-CAVE"
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TEXAS SHORELINE:
genetics - i believe this strain is 100% sativa (rumors have it that TEXAS SHORELINE is NL#5 x Super Skunk) i dont know for a fact but it is pure kick ass
odor - UNFORGETTABLE, nothing smells more, hands down... not even the Super Skunks or NL/Skunk crosses (one gram can stink up a 2 story 3 bedroom 3 bathroom house in a matter of minutes... MmMmMm GOOOD
size - can be giants, worth the extra month if you are cash cropping, if you have no worries about odor. 4-5ft, approximately 120-200 grams/ plant. and thats in flood and drain set-up
appearance - people always say they got some fire, lemme tell you this, the crystals on the TEXAS SHORELINE are BIG.... very big... magnify it and you shall be drooling. very tite buds that are full, looking to burst
smoke - one hitter quitter, smokes jus like it smells!!! i used to take hits of this stuff while at work and would come back smelling jus like the strain jus breathing also my fingers stank like i been fingering a skunk's butthole, the smell lingers on ur palate for hours and doesnt lose its flavor like all buds do when smoked, this stuff tastes good all the way to the last hit
I truly believe that this strain will be one of the ELITES on the all time list, ive had the best of the best before, but the TEXAS SHORELINE is unarguably the best ever, sorry to all the breeders making money, once TEXAS SHORELINE makes a name for itself and finally gets leaked to the public.... ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE *someone please quote me* the lucky few who have run across it have been blessed with my same knowledge 1st hand/ smoke.
get@urboy
Mr. Burns”
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These nugs look a lot line the Shoreline that I, myself, grew.
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