Smokebomb420
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Mind boggling lol.
Worse thing to do is look at her pussy for the first time directly because if it's hairy or unique the look on your face will be
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Worse thing to do is look at her pussy for the first time directly because if it's hairy or unique the look on your face will be
skunkd0c
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is there a difference between having a cunt and being a cunt ?
Hookabelly
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ayr0n
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What qualities make a vagina unique? lmao...I mean I know they somewhat vary but what makes one truly 'unique'? Like the holy grail of vaginal oddities - landing strip starting from the ass with a left to right opening rather than up and down n maybe an extra clit or summ??
Hookabelly
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See? this is what I'm talking about. On one hand you men all say how it's the holy grail, then proceed to make fun of it and comment about how disgusting it looks… I don't get it.
ayr0n
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...not like you ladies think dicks are beautiful either...right
? This is one of those times when "it's what's on the inside that counts" applies...I guessI'm too immature to not find vagina jokes funny. Sorry XD
Hookabelly
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Vagina jokes ARE funny. I meant when posters on this thread are calling lady bits "wagon ruts" and stuff like that. I didn't want to go all double standard on your asses, but I just had this convo w/ husband and his reposnse was, "cry me a river honey. Dicks aren't ever going to win beauty pageants. At least yours isn't used to describe someone who's a douchebag or an ass hole."...not like you ladies think dicks are beautiful either...right
I'm too immature to not find vagina jokes funny. Sorry XD
as in , "what a dick"
* I had no retort to that….. LOL
skunkd0c
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ayr0n
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According to urban dictionary lmao:
"
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
"
I'm going to go ahead n assume this is some oldschool slang...like "old enough to go to the store and get bread" - some dude I work with said that to me n I almost spit my coffee out. Learn something new everyday
skunkd0c
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Hmm interesting camel toe with visible flappage
Hookabelly
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Wagon ruts….
S3love
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Hahahahahahaha I never new that ur not kidding when u said u learn something new everydayAccording to urban dictionary lmao:
"
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
"
I'm going to go ahead n assume this is some oldschool slang...like "old enough to go to the store and get bread" - some dude I work with said that to me n I almost spit my coffee out. Learn something new everyday
skunkd0c
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thanks for the visual ..wow thats big .. do they really get that big ? kinda reminds me of a dinosaur foot print with a toe missing ..
small child sitting in dinosaur foot print ^^
ayr0n
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Now I know how babies are made
thanks for the visual ..wow thats big .. do they really get that big ? kinda reminds me of a dinosaur foot print with a toe missing ..
small child sitting in dinosaur foot print ^^
mr sunshine
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Lol that's a funny assumption. . That's kinda like assuming all BMW'S ARE equal!!!
This!!
Is not this!!
skunkd0c
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i think this might be the internal battle between cognitive logic thought reason and instinct (lizard brain)
can i fuck it
can i eat it
will it harm me
i would suggest it is mainly the lizard or primitive brain that is attracted to vagina
if it wasn't for this ladies would most likely find themselves being used as fire-wood or something
when the cognitive brain (logical) sees the vagina it notices that in some cases it resembles an axe wound etc
and it other cases it looks neat and tidy
see the bmw example above for more clarification
ayr0n
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Da Mann
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Ya. One is something you stick your dick in. The other is a life support system for it.
Da Mann
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I seen one once. Looked like a mud puddle that a bunch of kids rode their bikes through. Then there was the one that looked like a piece of liver.
Smokebomb420
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Unique ahaha, try all of em except for the gross looking ones, girls with unfuckable pussies often have similar pussies to those of the same quality of vagina.What qualities make a vagina unique? lmao...I mean I know they somewhat vary but what makes one truly 'unique'? Like the holy grail of vaginal oddities - landing strip starting from the ass with a left to right opening rather than up and down n maybe an extra clit or summ??