So fucking mad

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april said:
So i went to the grocery store to buy corn, the sign says "33cents each or 1.28$ husk removed" seeing the pile of fresh corn next to the pre packaged "husk removed" corn i assume what u all do, ya wait lol my aunt starts peeling back some corn husks to pick the ones she wants when some emo kid walks up and points to the sign saying only these words" 1.28$ husks removed" all while sporting the most confusing look lol he repeats himself 30 more times until my aunt looks at him and points to the cob with half the husk peeled back rflmao asks "so it's 33 cents but if i pull back the husk u charge me 1.28$??" he says yes, we look at each other like dudes on crack lol. We continue to remove the husks...... and find out upon check out that yes the emo teen was correct, i'm still trying to figure this one out, hmm husk disposal fee???
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nah they want to charge more for people trying to get away with the cents in profit from taking the husk off. pretty pathetic in my opinion. whenever i go to the store i always snap the end off the broccoli, peel the leaves off tomatillos, etc etc.
 
april said:
So i went to the grocery store to buy corn, the sign says "33cents each or 1.28$ husk removed" seeing the pile of fresh corn next to the pre packaged "husk removed" corn i assume what u all do, ya wait lol my aunt starts peeling back some corn husks to pick the ones she wants when some emo kid walks up and points to the sign saying only these words" 1.28$ husks removed" all while sporting the most confusing look lol he repeats himself 30 more times until my aunt looks at him and points to the cob with half the husk peeled back rflmao asks "so it's 33 cents but if i pull back the husk u charge me 1.28$??" he says yes, we look at each other like dudes on crack lol. We continue to remove the husks...... and find out upon check out that yes the emo teen was correct, i'm still trying to figure this one out, hmm husk disposal fee???
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Be sure to file the proper tax forms. I believe you were actually working FOR the store for those brief moments.

Did you pay husked price at the register? after husking them your self?

I recon there would be a proper cussin involved if ever i am in that situation.:cuss:
 
lokie said:
Be sure to file the proper tax forms. I believe you were actually working FOR the store for those brief moments.

Did you pay husked price at the register? after husking them your self?

I recon there would be a proper cussin involved if ever i am in that situation.:cuss:
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We left it at the cash forcing them to package it at their cost for resale ;) fuck u asshats muhahaha
Walmart had a special 5 for 1$, yummy sweet corn :)
But in my true fashion i grilled the cashier as to why until she almost cried lol I should have made her page her manager, but i wanted a bong load and felt i had won but not buying it lol
 
Ok.. what I'm about to show you guys isn't thread worthy but I found it hilarious and would like to share it with y'all.
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I've never heard of these until I started doing a little bit of research on trying to grow chillies.
Here's a description (not mine).

Peter Pepper:
Seeing is believing. This plant produces chili pods that look just like a man's 'private parts'. Also commonly known as the Penis Chili or Penis Pepper. This chili grows in 3 varieties: Red, Yellow, and Orange. Makes a great gift.
 
Hepheastus420 said:
Ok.. what I'm about to show you guys isn't thread worthy but I found it hilarious and would like to share it with y'all.
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I've never heard of these until I started doing a little bit of research on trying to grow chillies.
Here's a description (not mine).

Peter Pepper:
Seeing is believing. This plant produces chili pods that look just like a man's 'private parts'. Also commonly known as the Penis Chili or Penis Pepper. This chili grows in 3 varieties: Red, Yellow, and Orange. Makes a great gift.
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That gives the phrase "Eat a bag of dicks" a whole new meaning. :lol:

*Urca
 
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