So I found a plant...

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chrishydro

chrishydro

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In Texas you can kill a man for two reasons, first if your life is in danger and second if he steals your weed. Just saying.
 
chrishydro

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If a man steals your weed you are obligated to have sex with his wife with others watching and waiting for their turn. Just saying
 
hitthisshit

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just sounds fishy to me..... if it was in a yard that was previously kept up like mowed and such what are the odds of the plant actually being wild? it wouldve sprouted and been mowed over numerous times. besides if there were growers living there previously what are the odds they grew right in their front yard next to the driveway none the less? not likely. now take that plant on an abandoned farm place, grown over lawn that's 3-4 ft tall. what do you see? the perfect spot thats what. i would be willing to bet that its in fact not wild and it was being tended too. if not any physical sign so what. its more than likely only a few weeks into veg. realistically it wouldnt need to be tended therefore there wouldnt be any sign of tending. maybe the only way to really know for sure is if you were there and pulled back the soil around the stalk and see if its real soft soil which would indicate the ground had been worked prior to planting. but im on leaning towards it being somebodies elses plant. not calling ya a ripper or anything just saying i dont think it was wild cant accuse ya if i dont know which i wont because i wasnt there.
 
Mojosodope

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Wouldn't one have to physically plant the seed IN the ground for it too sprout?? Which would imply they meant to put it there. Or they just threw it there after breaking up some bud there about to smoke. But whether they intentionally planted it or not, I'm sure SOMEONE knew it was growing there, and you taking it from the spot is a dick move IMO. I would have just left it there, and took care of it right where it was, cause you don't know for sure if that was someone's plant.
 
RawBudzski

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Kaendar said:
I think ur bein an ass.. the plant wud have died. But its watever. Im on the OPs side.
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Hah I think the plant had a better chance without the OP finding it. Cause I am SURE the OP has general knowledge and supplies around to keep it alive.. He is a Kid get over it. a Loser & thief. I once thought things such as this were cool too.. then I got a job & realized shit.
 
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I'm a complete novice grower, this would be my second harvest if it survives which it should. This wasnobodies crop, it was a random find. I don't grow indoors and don't smoke often enough to ever justify doing so. I enjoy growing the plant as much as smoking it if not more.
 
RawBudzski

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Who cares, You're a RIPPER even if it was WILD, you stole Mother Natures plant asshole.


Should be like habbit, Dont pick your nose.. don't eat bugars, Don't eat while on the toilet, brush your teeth, Don't remove MJ plants from the ground unless you planted them.
 
chrishydro

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If you have three sheep you may offer them up as well, we will be hungry when we get done with your woman. Some beer might work as well. We dont need weed we have our own that we did not steal!
 
southsacboy916

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if u love growing it so much and u have a job, u did say u have a job didnt u...? well if both those r true y wouldnt spend a little bit of money in order to do something u enjoy so much.
 
chrishydro

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And if you do you must give your woman to us for a night. And some beer and sheep.

RawBudzski said:
Who cares, You're a RIPPER even if it was WILD, you stole Mother Natures plant asshole.


Should be like habbit, Dont pick your nose.. don't eat bugars, Don't eat while on the toilet, brush your teeth, Don't remove MJ plants from the ground unless you planted them.
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RawBudzski

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You don't enjoy growing shit. You are not growing anything, you are attempting to keep a ripped plant alive, that is what you are doing. Very little you are doing has to do with cultivating mmj.
 
Cut.Throat.

Cut.Throat.

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chrishydro said:
If you have three sheep you may offer them up as well, we will be hungry when we get done with your woman. Some beer might work as well. We dont need weed we have our own that we did not steal!
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Dude you're so scary. Please don't ever come to my house. I fear for my life just knowing your out in the world.

Me so scared.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Something about this story has been subliminally bothering me.
Not sitting right.
I was just tending to a task away from the 'puter, and it snapped into focus for me..

It is the wrong time of year for an outdoor plant to be showing sex.
In either hemisphere.

So I have three hypotheses here:
1) the story is a complete fabrication.
2) it's an autoflower.
3) it's an indoor clone that was set into the ground.

Now, if 2) or 3) apply, that strongly suggests this was not a volunteer plant, in which case i have to rescind my adjudication of "rescue".
However i think the 90+% probability here is option 1. So I'm recusing myself and am sitting on the fence at this time.

Bottom line ... pix or GTO. cn

 
chrishydro

chrishydro

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The car is bad ass, like fucking fab. With that said bottom line, volunteer or not, dont pick a damm plant or give up your woman, beer and a couple of sheep... PERIOD

cannabineer said:
Something about this story has been subliminally bothering me.
Not sitting right.
I was just tending to a task away from the 'puter, and it snapped into focus for me..

It is the wrong time of year for an outdoor plant to be showing sex.
In either hemisphere.

So I have three hypotheses here:
1) the story is a complete fabrication.
2) it's an autoflower.
3) it's an indoor clone that was set into the ground.

Now, if 2) or 3) apply, that strongly suggests this was not a volunteer plant, in which case i have to rescind my adjudication of "rescue".
However i think the 90+% probability here is option 1. So I'm recusing myself and am sitting on the fence at this time.

Bottom line ... pix or GTO. cn

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hitthisshit said:
just sounds fishy to me..... if it was in a yard that was previously kept up like mowed and such what are the odds of the plant actually being wild? it wouldve sprouted and been mowed over numerous times. besides if there were growers living there previously what are the odds they grew right in their front yard next to the driveway none the less? not likely. now take that plant on an abandoned farm place, grown over lawn that's 3-4 ft tall. what do you see? the perfect spot thats what. i would be willing to bet that its in fact not wild and it was being tended too. if not any physical sign so what. its more than likely only a few weeks into veg. realistically it wouldnt need to be tended therefore there wouldnt be any sign of tending. maybe the only way to really know for sure is if you were there and pulled back the soil around the stalk and see if its real soft soil which would indicate the ground had been worked prior to planting. but im on leaning towards it being somebodies elses plant. not calling ya a ripper or anything just saying i dont think it was wild cant accuse ya if i dont know which i wont because i wasnt there.
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This was 40 acres of land. Nobody would have planted a seed in that spot. There are a million more secluded areas with better access to light and water. This plant is obviously a strong seed that was tossed in the dirt and let mother nature do the rest.
 
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