So I made a...drying tube? Lol

VTMi'kmaq

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The only thing you can do for test besides already having a fast metabolism is dilute your urine. Drink a ton of water and when you pee for the test release some urine first (it packs substances up until released like a faucet and iron in the well water) and fill the sample jar from the clear steam in the middle of your pee.

You can only hope for inconclusive test results or to be under the minimum test level. Other than that the thc can store in your fat cells for months so it will always be a gamble.

My girlfriend always gets clean pee and sneaks it in for her job.
Pissing midstream into the sample cup is PROVEN to work in my circles.OBVIOUSLY everything else you said helps but thats KEY inFO right there
 

kermit2692

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Ya I'm going to impart all the techniques that help for sure.. Really hoping to get fully clean though I do have a fast metabolism and low body fat so hopefully exercising and eating better does the trick! I've passed one before at thirty days without exercise and barely failed the one I took in 21 days so seems that's my window but to hear the op failed after two months :o

Sort to sidetrack your thread man :)
 

Tyleethetiger

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WOW!! did you change your diet at all or work out? Mind if I ask if you're heavier or have a slow metabolism?
I CANNOT fail this test lol!! I am a heavy user and last time I took one I asked the lab my levels after twenty one days I was at 48ng with an altered diet, high water intake, and daily workout or cardio... So I was going to give myself thirty days to get hopefully below 15ng just in case they send me through the mass spec. Appreciate the insight man
I am 5'10" tall and at the time I was around 230 pounds. Not calling myself a body builder but I do lift weights and you can tell by looking at me so it wasn't all fat but I had some flab then. My metabolism is on the slow side and my diet was nowhere near perfect back then. I think if you smash out the cardio and keep up the water intake you will pass for sure. I keep a big stack of drug tests my friend gets me from the hospital but you should consider ordering a pack off amazon, they have some nicely reviewed ones for cheap that just test for THC.
 

Tyleethetiger

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Ya I'm going to impart all the techniques that help for sure.. Really hoping to get fully clean though I do have a fast metabolism and low body fat so hopefully exercising and eating better does the trick! I've passed one before at thirty days without exercise and barely failed the one I took in 21 days so seems that's my window but to hear the op failed after two months :o

Sort to sidetrack your thread man :)
No prob bob. I love conversations with people on here. At least the ones that don't try to cut ya down. Also I was gonna say. I tried multiple cleansers. Not a goddamn one of them work. I will never waste another penny on anything like that.
 

kermit2692

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Ya I tried one of those once didn't work at all..i am considering testing myself once or twice before hand just to make sure as well...ugh stressful why can't it just be legal lol
 

Mr_Moodee

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kermit2692 said: ↑
WOW!! did you change your diet at all or work out? Mind if I ask if you're heavier or have a slow metabolism?
I CANNOT fail this test lol!! I am a heavy user and last time I took one I asked the lab my levels after twenty one days I was at 48ng with an altered diet, high water intake, and daily workout or cardio... So I was going to give myself thirty days to get hopefully below 15ng just in case they send me through the mass spec. Appreciate the insight man


The only thing you can do for test besides already having a fast metabolism is dilute your urine. Drink a ton of water and when you pee for the test release some urine first (it packs substances up until released like a faucet and iron in the well water) and fill the sample jar from the clear steam in the middle of your pee.

You can only hope for inconclusive test results or to be under the minimum test level. Other than that the thc can store in your fat cells for months so it will always be a gamble.

My girlfriend always gets clean pee and sneaks it in for her job.

I substitute with the fake stuff (make sure the temps are correct) and it has worked at least 3 times for me. Still workout because it's just good for you.
 

BreenGuds

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Never failed a test, ever. Basically high all day long, everyday. The secret is, synthetic urine. Cleansers do not work (cleansers as in the drinks or teas that make you blow the back of the toilet out), the only cleanser that worked, I used one time was a $120 pill pack with a magnessium liquid to drink. Did not know till after, but fake urine would have worked for this test. I wanted to piss for real just in case it was an observed pee, because it was for a probation type of drug test. This pill/magnessium drink combe cleaned me up in less than 3 days, the kit also came with two thc drug tests, the first used after 3 days was a pass (any visible line on a dipstick type test is a pass, even if it is barely visible, it is a pass) and passed the second one on day 5 just before I went. I have passed about 10 tests using synthetic urine, I will say the first time was scary as hell, was shaking so bad I couldn't sign my name correctly.
 

BreenGuds

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To the OP, sick first cfl grow. I started with cfls myself, now running a 600w hps two years later, and also my first photo plant which tuned out insanely huge, about the size of my last 4 autos combined, although it was vegged for roughly 2.5 months, and topped. Coming up on harvest in about a week.
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Hope you don't mind me sharing a few pics. This is Grizzly Purple Kush. Been a rough grow, this summer has been very hot and humid, grow room temps reached as high as 105. I replaced my hood with a mogul socket and temps are a lot lower now. Had a test smoke, one of the reasons I fou d this post, quick drying method, haha, for a quick dry it gets me ripped, can't wait for the cure smoke. I cut the fan leaves before I hang dry, then jar after, as suggested, using the boveda 62 as someone suggested (sorry can't remember who) thise made curing a lot easier, I would highly recommend using those.

I always think when learning to grow play it safe and try one or two things at a time during a grow. If you felt it worked then use that and next time try something different. So far I grew only autos as they were fast to grow did not have to worry about light schedules. But I was able to learn a lot in the process, mostly about training styles and such. Tried all the methods to see what I liked, and still changing everything for next grow. Keep a journal of what you did and what worked, failures and successes (which are going to happen) and have fun. It's a hobby for me I can not wait for the next grow!
 

BreenGuds

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Looks good man! I got 6 in pots right now I'm growing under led. Will be posting pics in a few days. Never heard of synthetic piss honestly, is there a good "brand"? Lol
How far along? How are you liking the LED? After getting the 600watt I also found a 300watt full spectrum LED (cheap) I vegged the Kush under that. Wasn't bad, need to use it more to see how I really feel.
 

BreenGuds

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My buddy uses this alot always works as long as you can get to a microwave... Personally I won't chance it I'm too honest I fumble about and take too long it feels like stealing and I botch it up :(
No microwave required just set it on the dash board to get it up to temp on the way with defrost, then after put on the heating pad that it comes with and place it in your crotch. Hahah works like a charm. Although, if you can't get over the fear it will never work.
 

Tyleethetiger

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How far along? How are you liking the LED? After getting the 600watt I also found a 300watt full spectrum LED (cheap) I vegged the Kush under that. Wasn't bad, need to use it more to see how I really feel.
I'm about 2.5 weeks in veg right now. My led is nothing crazy. I'm using a mars 2 1600, I got it for around 125 bucks. I have 2 fruit punch autos, a delicious candy seed, an afghani kush seed and a few other bag seeds I've kept through the past year or so from stuff I've liked smoking. Just started lst about 3 days ago. I'll post some pics. This is my first grow from seed and my first attempt at lst.
 

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