So Those People That Knock On Your Door

BrotherBuz said:
^^^ How does your conscious allow you to smoke dope while being a Mormon?
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Her conscience is hers not her religions. Also, the Mormon religion doesn't take a stance on personal decisions like smoking medical marijuana. The Mormon church has very different approaches to church/personal relationships. Infact the guy who wrote pigtails script for MMJ is a big wig (which doesn't really mean anything) in our church.
 
Heisenberg said:
On the contrary. When someone is unconcerned with reality, they are able to draw from an unlimited supply of false facts, made-up history and manipulative logic. It is those on the side of truth who are limited by being genuine.
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Sir, you remind me of a person who has lived in a cave since birth, chained to the wall. Someone comes along and leads you out of the cave, but the sun is too bright, so back into the cave you go, watching shadows on the wall, thinking its reality. Please tell me you don’t have any children. :roll:
 
Im thinking a great way to get rid of the religious nuts at your door is "if you have a medicinal license for cannabis" to tear out a page from whatever literature they hand you and use it to roll a fresh one right in front of them.
That ensures you don't even receive any junk mail after this encounter.
 
BrotherBuz said:
I thought Mormons couldn't drink alcohol, caffeine, etc. Did the rules change?
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Mormons drink Caffeine. There are very few choose not to and they are the outliers and them not drinking caffiene has really nothing to do with the religion. Mormon are advised to reframe from drinking alcohol but if you drink it doesn't get you kicked out or anything.
 
Just teabag them instead. Everyone wins, that way.
BlazedMonkey said:
Mormons, jehovas witness, christians they all go around asking if you would like to hear about the will of god or Mr. Jesus.:sleep:

How do you feel about... oh lets say dosing someone without thier knowledge??

Because wouldnt it be possible to put on gloves dip/rub lsd on your gloves then shake their hand ? Yes no?

Just curious what you thought :P
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BrotherBuz said:
Wow! So, you were decent this time. :roll:
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Yeah buz, i usually am and i was. Because she was too.

See, i just had a LONG talk with my 11 year old son and explained to him that all the drama that goes on, me yelling or grounding or punishing him is brought on by his own behavior. So if he didn't want the drama he needed to modify his behavior. It's called personal responsibility. When i ask him a question or tell him to do something, he doesn't always listen. Actually today i had to repeat myself 4 x twice and 3 times once. Even when he DOES listen, he quite often doesn't HEAR what is being said. So, when i get upset for repeating myself and ground his butt from whatever happens to be his favorite thing at the time it is HIS fault. Not MY responsibility.

The lady to whom i dropped my bath towel was pushy, rude since she wouldn't accept that i had to get ready for work, and quite honestly is lucky i didn't kick her ass when i pulled the door to and she tried to stop me.

So, in review of the incident had she just left when i politely asked her to do so the 1st time or even 2nd time then i would not have dropped my towel. Had it been a man, i would've dropped HIM. That means SHE can deal with it, it's not mine to own. That ALSO means that my son will be working on his listening and comprehention skills even though he just yesterday recieved a scholastic award from Mr Nobama himself for academic excellence. He's not dumb, just ill prepared to deal with the serious things in life yet. He ACTUALLY is more intelligent than MANY adults i know. He would be right at home in this conversation right now as this is how he speaks too. Now he just needs to work on the listening and comprehention and i will have raised a good man.

i believe some of us adults could work on those reading and comprehention skills too.
 
Here is a tip for people that dislike Jehovah's Witnesses.

If you never want to talk to them, say "Please do not come to this residence further". Hiding does nothing, coming to the door naked does nothing (except get you laughed at), cleaning guns does nothing (besides getting you labeled as a weirdo), being a prick doesn't do much either.

If you accept literature, it means they will come back most likely. If you read the magazines and don't want them further thank them and tell them you don't think you will be reading them anymore.

If you are polite but firm they will stop coming.
 
Naminator said:
Here is a tip for people that dislike Jehovah's Witnesses.

If you never want to talk to them, say "Please do not come to this residence further". Hiding does nothing, coming to the door naked does nothing (except get you laughed at), cleaning guns does nothing (besides getting you labeled as a weirdo), being a prick doesn't do much either.

If you accept literature, it means they will come back most likely. If you read the magazines and don't want them further thank them and tell them you don't think you will be reading them anymore.

If you are polite but firm they will stop coming.
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Wish that worked around here. The only way to stop it quite often, not always, is to make it so uncomfortable for them to be there that they refuse to return.
 
I am a Jehovahs Witness. I would know broski.

They have something called a "Do not call list" they put your name on a card and will rarely if ever call on you. If they do just tell them you want to stay on that list.This only works on JW's. Mormons / other rando's it doesn't work.
 
Naminator said:
I am a Jehovahs Witness. I would know broski.

They have something called a "Do not call list" they put your name on a card and will rarely if ever call on you. If they do just tell them you want to stay on that list.This only works on JW's. Mormons / other rando's it doesn't work.
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I'm friends with several and have asked repeatedly. You said firm. i never cursed or yelled until they tried holding my door open when i was shutting it. Rogue overzealous Witness? Probably. Do i still get occassional visits? Not any more broski.
 
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