Stoners Have Bad Memory

Unclebaldrick

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Guy's I just had an apiffany, yes I am high. Stoners are always stereotyped for not having the best memory. I have experianced this myself first hand. It is true we have bad memory. But it isn't because of the smoking. It is because when you are high, you tend to be forgetful. You know EXACTLY what I am talking about. So if I tell you my birthday is tommorow and you are sober. You will remember. But if I told you a week ago while you were high, that today is my birthday. You would say ooooooohh yeaaaaaahhhhhh. See?
Nah, that's bullshit.
 

Slydexic Native

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Just short term,I have a photographic memory when I am not high and everything important sticks even if I am completely Blind!My GF is bad though, I could play the same movie every night and She would think it was new.We smoke some pretty potent extracts so its understandable...
How is that bullshit? That is how it works.
 

tyler.durden

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I smoke meth, so memory is the least of my problems. I just want my teeth back, and to stop shitting my pants. And give it up, regardless of what we smoke we're not going to remember your birthday...
 

vro

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good i hope weed fucks up your memory so i can forget about stupid shit like when i was only 5 years old and my mom shoved a frozen cheese stick up my ass
 

vro

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I smoke meth, so memory is the least of my problems. I just want my teeth back, and to stop shitting my pants. And give it up, regardless of what we smoke we're not going to remember your birthday...
shit i have to get on the meth game, does it alter time perception at all? do you feel like you are more motivated to get things done in a day and end up doing more things in a shorter amount of time? does it just make you overall more euphoric throughout the day?
 

qwizoking

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Take meth-become a hoarder with a bunch of worthless half fixed junk

Its like adderall but suckier

Coke is where its at
 

tyler.durden

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shit i have to get on the meth game, does it alter time perception at all?
Time slows down, then you piss your pants...

do you feel like you are more motivated to get things done in a day and end up doing more things in a shorter amount of time?
I'm motivated to get more meth...

does it just make you overall more euphoric throughout the day?
Very, until I have to rob another old person...
 

jugz420

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Indeed. I took a dump while high... Cellphone rang... On the phone for like 15 mins. Got up and walked away. Hour later I went back to finish... Lol


-Jugz
 
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