stories of when you got caught up (arrested, parents, exc) with weed/being high

one time at school me and my friend were going to smoke a bowl before class as usual behind the school.
The teachers caught on our smoking spot and decded to look through the spot with the stupid golfcarts they had.
So a campus rent a cop yelled at us and said HEY! GET OVER HERE. I SEE YOU!
we ran away and ditched the cheap bong we made with a gatorade bottle and foil.

We ran away from the cop, and lost him.
We were going back to class when the schools asshole PE teacher that thinks hes a cop, rolled up to us and asked us why we werent in class.
I put everything away 5 minutes ago thinking it was ok for him to search me, i let him when he asked.
I emptied my pockets, and felt something that made me heart pause.
'oh shit! I still have the baggie in my pocket (from a previous night) they were still in my jeans).
I tried to be slick and take nothing out of my pocket but the baggie stuck to my hand and the baggie fell to the ground and i got possession.
I went to the police office and they called my mom to pick me up for my 5 day suspension. (funny part of the story is i had a dub in my pocket and the teacher didnt search me after he got the baggie)
got cited by the city police and got community service and a substance abuse class that was chill as fuck. The teacher there was a stoner and did not give a fuck.

so yeah back in highschool i got caught with a few crumbs of weed.

Anyone else want to share some stories?

yo i got caught in hs. i was on the football team and we went to a camp in another state. Me and my homie decided to blaze it up in the bathroom about 9oclock. Another homie had just txt me to join us so i opened the door to the hallway and our headcoach was staring rite at me lol. The entire room smelled like the dank we were jus smokin so he kept questioning me about it. Lcukily, while our coach was talkin to me, the guy i was with hid our pipe, weed, and lighter in a big ass piece of foil and left it floating in the top part of the toilet.

So we got sent home the next day, but no one ever found our shit and we had another dude on the team pick it up for us. We did end up gettin the book thrown at us by the school, even though no one ever found any evidence. Oh well tho. Id like to read a few more stories. I bet there are some funny ones.

don't have any myself. started at 16, haven't had any troubles with the law. now I'm 18 with my script and no chance of any of that shit happening.

when i was a sophmore i used to sneak in my parents grow room and sling my dads ganj tillone day my cousin caught me counting cash in my room, told my parents i had 500 bucks in cash. my dad asked me about the money i told him the truth and he kicked me out. anyways im glad he did i moved with my aunt and graduated w/ 3.7 (before i was failing out of hs) and joined the marines did 2 tours. I still smoke everyday i just dont got to steal my high

Just today man! The chair in my room has a compartment in the bottom. My mom was showing the chair to my grandma and saw my bong sitting in the bottom.

Here is the awesome part, she made sure grandma didn't see it! Today when I got home she explained how she accidentally found it. I explained why I was smoking for insomnia and depression and she seemed pretty chill with it. Even went out for mexican food afterward, had a nice time.

i fell asleep under a payphone, after calling my girl 2 come get me, cause i ran outta gas, and was so faded i thought my truck broke down, and seein double, i couldnt even try 2 fix it, caught a ride 2 a 7/11, called her, crashed out and woke up to bright lights in my face, a cop yelling at me to get up, and getting pissed at me cause im not gettin up fast enough, he pushed me against the wall and searched me, when he found a bag, which had one bowl short of an 8th, he cuffed me and pushed me into the back of his car, in the end, it cost me 3700(most expensive sack i ever bought) bucks, bail, lawyer, time off work, yadda, yadda,. in las vegas, at that time, it was a felony, they tried to give me a year, but my att. got me off w/ a misdim.,and a 1000 dollar fine., there is more to the story, but thats the jist.

akgrown said:

when i was a sophmore i used to sneak in my parents grow room and sling my dads ganj tillone day my cousin caught me counting cash in my room, told my parents i had 500 bucks in cash. my dad asked me about the money i told him the truth and he kicked me out. anyways im glad he did i moved with my aunt and graduated w/ 3.7 (before i was failing out of hs) and joined the marines did 2 tours. I still smoke everyday i just dont got to steal my high

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haha did he really kick u out 4 just that?

briwaller
that sucks.
I thought my story was bad.
i got a slap on the wrist. Only time iv gotten caught.

I had a pipe come up missing. Two days later, I'm working with my dad and he comes up and starts talking in his serious voice, "Son, I'm disappointed in you, I thought you knew better." After a long conversation, the whole thing ends with my dad saying, "Well, I'd rather you smoke than drink any day." Next day I got my pipe back.

i knew my dad smoked when i was 16 and i started but i didnt tell him, one day i came home and he said, did you leave anything, i said what and he said well i found some weed, and showed me a small bit, which wasnt even mine, he then said lets see what you have i showed him and he said cool can i have a joint out of this? i said sure, ive been smoking with him for 3 years now

ya, i was stressing pretty bad.

The very first time I got stoned I was about 12 - 13 years old.

My best friend showed me a joint he had taken from his older brothers dresser drawer.

We were in the bushes on the edge of a city park about 2 blocks from my house. We were rolling around laughing hysterically after blazing it up, having a great time, high as a kite, when a neighbor kid rides up on his bike & says hey man the Cops are at your house & your Dad is looking for you!

"What!, Oh No!"...............

I ran home & sure enough there sits a San Diego PD car in my driveway!

You talk about a 'Buzz Killer'!

Well, I get up enough nerve to open the front door & there sits my little brother 'crying'!

Little SOB had got caught stealing a candy bar at 7-11!

Talk about a roller-coaster ride for a 'first high'! I took years for me to get up enough nerve to try it again. The rest is history!

illmat1c said:

one time at school me and my friend were going to smoke a bowl before class as usual behind the school.
The teachers caught on our smoking spot and decded to look through the spot with the stupid golfcarts they had.
So a campus rent a cop yelled at us and said HEY! GET OVER HERE. I SEE YOU!
we ran away and ditched the cheap bong we made with a gatorade bottle and foil.

We ran away from the cop, and lost him.
We were going back to class when the schools asshole PE teacher that thinks hes a cop, rolled up to us and asked us why we werent in class.
I put everything away 5 minutes ago thinking it was ok for him to search me, i let him when he asked.
I emptied my pockets, and felt something that made me heart pause.
'oh shit! I still have the baggie in my pocket (from a previous night) they were still in my jeans).
I tried to be slick and take nothing out of my pocket but the baggie stuck to my hand and the baggie fell to the ground and i got possession.
I went to the police office and they called my mom to pick me up for my 5 day suspension. (funny part of the story is i had a dub in my pocket and the teacher didnt search me after he got the baggie)
got cited by the city police and got community service and a substance abuse class that was chill as fuck. The teacher there was a stoner and did not give a fuck.

so yeah back in highschool i got caught with a few crumbs of weed.

Anyone else want to share some stories?

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oh dude.... you do NOT have to empty your pockets ever.... that sucks..

LOL I gotta post this before I read anything.

So, its one of the first times I am blazing alone, and then I have these xanies that I bought also.. So I snorted 3 of the blue one line ones ( I dont really know what that means, but I snorted 3.) So then I go upstairs and have to eat dinner with my parents, I then break a plate, spill my glass of milk everywhere, laugh histarically at everything my mom says and SNARF my food, whatever the fuck we had that night.. But then my mom keeps getting in my face saying, "Are you high? What happened? I know your more than high, theres no fucking way thats just weed.. Did you get some bad weed or something Ian??" I just stared at her laughing and nodding my head.. If I was just stoned I would have felt terrible and been like hiding in a ball, but the xanies took all the paranoia and every bad feeling out.. But finally, I go downstairs, they go to bed, and I CHIEF. I smoked soo much that night and I wasn't used to it yet. I smoked an entire dub of whatever the hell I had, I think Iremember it being called like monkey fuck or something.. Monkey somethin.. I think it was monkey fuck. Anyways, so I go upstairs to get food, fall up the stairs making REALLY loud noises, then I get a box of honey buns, a gallon of milk, a thing of blueberries, a 6 pack of my dads beer(stupid. lol), a cup, and a plate of pizza rolls. While I am walking back downstairs, my mom comes out, I woke her up! And she looks at me, and all the food, with a honey bun sticking halfway out of my mouth and she just BUSTS out laughing! She was laughing and like leaned over the couch and said "GOD DAMN! You are so in trouble tomorrow! This is the most funny mother fucking day ever. jsut go to bed we will talk about it tomorrow, enjoy your food LOL" and then she walks away and I spend the rest o fthe night paranoid as hell.. then I wake up to her shuving my water bong in my face that she found that I just spent like 100 bucks on. Fuck.

Got it back 3 years later when I moved out. there was a lot of other shit that went down that night, but it was my first time getting caught, and just the fact of my om laughing.. Lol