C'mon and visit you pussy!! Don't let Hilary down, REPRESENT!
Tell something truthful
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UncleBuck
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fine. give me a few, need to dote on wifey first
lokie
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In the 4th grade I skipped math class because I got bored. After missing 3 or 4 classes
my parents were called in and "THEY", the school and my parents, decided to demote, my
math class only, me and change my class from (123 X 123) to (1 - 1).
That class was obviously more boring but I dared not skip it or face the wrath parents again.
I sometimes wonder where my life would be now if I had not skipped that 1st math class.
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my parents were called in and "THEY", the school and my parents, decided to demote, my
math class only, me and change my class from (123 X 123) to (1 - 1).
That class was obviously more boring but I dared not skip it or face the wrath parents again.
I sometimes wonder where my life would be now if I had not skipped that 1st math class.
http://cdn.quotationof.com/images/michio-kakus-quotes-3.jpg
http://www.kissmyrebelass.com/images/KISSMYFOOTER.jpg
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cannabineer
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... from 15129 to zero?? Big step
tangerinegreen555
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
And that's all she wrote; game over ... bigotry established
RockStarGrower
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"I wont go back". I am not a bigot just because I went... I never went because I have anything against other people, thats bigotry, I went because it was a open "public" invite with news people (even black people went, so are they bigots also?) another member of a well known band invited me to meet the owner of a southern heritage institution that was going to be there since I am a collector of civil war weapons. Everthing else that I seen was way different than I had expected. I realized pretty quick why they check guns at the door. Oh and I dumped the chick because of her family, I couldnt see going to Christmas dinner with the grand dragon (or whatever you call them) of the Royal Knights of the klan
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Big_Lou
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greasemonkeymann
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I mean...
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but.....
and I ain't never been anywhere near something like that...
but..
how many ethnicities are accepted at an event of that sort?
tangerinegreen555
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Personally, I wouldn't get caught dead there.
My time is too valuable to be around assholes like that and I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth shut there, which explains the 'caught dead' comment.
Indacouch
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I'm more puzzled about how you were invited to such a classy thing in the first place .........I heard new people must give BJ's to all the clownsman..........just asking
I've never been to rural Arkansas where family dress up in sheets and pretend they don't know each other.
StonedFarmer
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Very unbecoming of you to drive
I also use my phone in the washroom. Bluetooth speakers in there make my showers hard to leave.
I listen to sad emo love songs normally because the tears are masked by the falling water
Truth
greasemonkeymann
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real man would combine the two.
you pussy.
Indacouch
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Yes,,, A Bluetooth speaker will make the hot water seem to disappear much faster .
I'm not like dancing asshole naked and singing..... or trying to make my wiener slap my belly button by air hump dancing to the bass line of gangster rap....
Fuck you guys for even thinking that about me .
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Indacouch
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Just don't wana shit in my car again ....wasn't worth it the first time ....I'm not saying your wrong or rite .....I'm just saying chilling in my own fecal matter while driving isn't for me .......any other time I'm good with it
StonedFarmer
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I as well have a low tolerance for assholes like such.
On topic: I found pictures of me at the anti-valentines ball
LoL I may upload it but I am scared.
At that party I got so drunk aand dripped in molly, danced with some model, tag teamed said model with my homie, bought a burger at a late night resto and went to more rave.
I also watched a dj pass out on stage due to my sgitty ass heroin. No one knew I was the one chippin the h to her.
That is dubbed the squishy episode. And it led to a beef with meth freak because zomg she could have died
greasemonkeymann
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Big_Lou
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MichiganMedGrower
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If it's still a true story thread I will share.
Nichole Wood the April 1993 Playboy centerfold lived in the next neighborhood from mine and gave me my first kiss when we were kids.
She didn't look quite like her centerfold yet when we were kids. Lol.
I also suffer from anxiety and am a general fuck up in real life.
Nichole Wood the April 1993 Playboy centerfold lived in the next neighborhood from mine and gave me my first kiss when we were kids.
She didn't look quite like her centerfold yet when we were kids. Lol.
I also suffer from anxiety and am a general fuck up in real life.