Big_Lou
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Your avatar looks so familiar....
I got this - and a bunch of others - for Christmas.
Tell something truthful
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greasemonkeymann
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who needs heroin or opiates if ya got an x-box and some Bethesda games
you'll never be seen again
StonedFarmer
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You obviously havent combined really good heroin and vidja games.
haight
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I always wondered what my life would have been like if I had been able to suck my own dick. I'd have probably never left my house 'cept for work and groceries and mouthwash.
StonedFarmer
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Figures you can't even suck your own dix
Protip: mouthwash isn't needed unless you plan to kiss your mom good night.
Indacouch
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You had 69 in that post .For several years (ages 6-9) I watched this show every day before school:
And this on Saturday:
(Signaled the end of the cartoon block.)
StonedFarmer
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I would take a screenshot but the button on my g4 is broken.
Trurhfully i am talking about swans.
Tc:swoo swoo?
Sf: like a swan.
Sf: the most majestic of creatures
Sf:swoo swoo
Tc: remember that time i called you?
Sf: swoo swoo
Sf: i rememver talking to you sexy <3 ill pay your phone bill for a pic
Trurhfully i am talking about swans.
Tc:swoo swoo?
Sf: like a swan.
Sf: the most majestic of creatures
Sf:swoo swoo
Tc: remember that time i called you?
Sf: swoo swoo
Sf: i rememver talking to you sexy <3 ill pay your phone bill for a pic
StonedFarmer
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Internet handjobs are the best kind
Thats me hitting on tc btw.
You dont even know
No candem
Pure love
Thats me hitting on tc btw.
You dont even know
No candem
Pure love
Singlemalt
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greasemonkeymann
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again..
real man would combine the two.
the piano bench has room for improved design...
greasemonkeymann
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well, I still see the light of day, am able to run a business, and pay my bills...
so no..
haven't tried heroin...
back when I had back surgery I did enjoy the 40 mg oxycodones though..
chew one of them babies up and I was feeling gooood...
made me play bass like a mofo too, reminded me of trying meth as a teenager..
AutoNorCal
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Once while baked out of my mind floating on a pool, I was not pay attention this woman was also in the pool and started to drown. Belated I noticed she was thrashing and I grabbed her and she me. She almost pulled me under but I was able to grab hold of the side of the pool. Then I heard screaming and it was the woman's little girl. She was watching the whole time! I pushed her up and over the edge of the pool, I had never known a person could cough up that much water. Later she told me that she was trying to teach her daughter how to swim even though she didn't know how to swim herself. That day was crazy and it almost ruined my deep buzz.
StonedFarmer
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LmfaoIn high school my girlfriends mom got mad at her. So she doused her room in gasoline and set it on fire.
Well played mom
greasemonkeymann
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ok..
so gimme a sec here..
she wanted to teach her daughter how to swim, whilst not knowing how herself....
isn't that sorta like.. you know... "Nature's Way"?
natural selection...
I mean i'm sure she was a cool person and all..
but..
pardon the insensitivity
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AutoNorCal
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Yup that's what she said to me with her crying little girl latched onto her mom, made no sense to me either. And I was lit like a roman candle but my homeboy and his shorty heard the same thing that I did. Word for word they repeated it to me later and we all heard the same thing.
