Jimmyjonestoo
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That moment when u realize u never turned on the oven and there's still a frozen pizza in there. True story.
that moment when.......
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ClaytonBigsby
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That moment when you're having sex with your wife of 12 years and you call out the name of the girl you're fantasizing about......
THAT's a moment
THAT's a moment
whatsaroach?lol???
Active Member
Ewwwwww couch time there pal lol I've dun it htough
shrxhky420
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never mind I would go to jail if I said what i wanted to.. damn.... bump the hungover thread for me... thnx... stay high.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That moment when you step off the clutch and onto the gas ... only to discover you didn't select a gear ... and the Volvo you're drag-racing shows you square tail ... while you sit there motionless, your valves a-float. cn
SirGreenThumb
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That moment when your about to cum and you pull out and shoot a glob of sperm in your girlfriends eyeball.
DIRECT HIT
DIRECT HIT
KidneyStoner420
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That moment when you drop your blunt while conversating. You lean over and pick it up, putting it in your mouth backwards, while putting the hot cherry on your lips and try to hit it.
Yes, true story.
Yes, both my lips were swollen for a week.
Yes, true story.
Yes, both my lips were swollen for a week.
KidneyStoner420
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Bwahahaha I tried to take off on 3rd gear once while someone was revving it up next to me. LOL, it didn't end well. Although 3rd from a start isn't that bad when you have 4.30 rear end gears.
SirGreenThumb
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HAHAHA. Been there. Maybe your subconscious mind was telling you to give someone a shotgun?
sandiegojack2
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KID>>>>>empty your message's and give me a call!! jack....
whatsaroach?lol???
Active Member
That moment when ur friend hands u a stale rillo. ........
april
Pickle Queen
Or u completely forget u put one in, get high, get caught up proving ur right online..... damn it u burnt another pizza
lol now i use timers when i cook, it rings, i'm like "wtf is that???" oh ya food....... rflmaoBut ask me what my grandma wore to easter diner when i was 3 that i can remember !!! damn u weed.... lol
KushXOJ
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How long were you on the dog house for that ?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That moment when you realize you don't feel the bottle in your hand, and half your brain is wondering when the smash is gonna come and the other half is trying to decide if clenching your hand RIGHT NOW will make the bottle come back ... but doesn't wanna snitch you out just in case of the smash ... cn
KidneyStoner420
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That moment when you're in high school hanging out in a buddy's backyard with a jungle jim and no reefer. You friend is hanging upside down from the Monkey bars and asks "Who's got grass?" as his legs slip and he falls face first into the lawn. Then I pointed at him and screamed "You do in your teeth, mother fucker!"