The Adventures of Lucy the kitten

Oh my, can't give a lot of background right here, but I will in a later post, anyways we got a kitten, 4 months old now, named Lucy, me and my roommate. Tonight [this is an hour old] it decided to escape out of the window onto a ledge and go to the room next door and crawl in their window. Oh yeah, did I mention we live in a dorm and cats are very illegal? Now here's the interesting part. The dudes next door are army guys, and they had to drill this weekend, they left an hour before this shit happened. We realized the cat was lost about an hour after it was actually lost. We could hear it meowing in the hallway, so we listened at each door to figure out where it was. Eventually, my roommate crawled out the window, edged across the ledge, and broke into their room and got the cat [which he brought back out of their door] then he went back into their room, locked the door, and crawled back through our window, ending the ordeal. I wanted to beat the cat's ass, but you know, it wouldn't learn unless I caught it in the act. [Anyways when I 'beat its ass' I just yell at it and dip my fingers in water and flick it on the cat] Anyways stay tuned and I will post some past crazy antics of this fucking cat. Lucy Sky Diamonds, the best and worst cat ever.

You should keep your window shut!

MaiaPax said:

You should keep your window shut!

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Yes, that's the plan in effect right now!

What breed of kitty is he? Got any pics?

N0iZ said:

What breed of kitty is he? Got any pics?

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She - regular cat. I don't know about you, but it could be that rich-ass motherfuckers with nothing better to do go shopping for cats. Most people can't get rid of the motherfuckers, so cat's are free around here, Lucy's not going on TV it's just a house cat, so the genetics aren't tracked.

Anyways, I will try to figure out how to post a pic. I have pics but I have to download then upload from myspace. Don't want all you guys knowing my full name, address and phone ha ha, not saying bad about members, just that public can look at the forums.

Also, I found out my friend [100% serious, from his father] from back home blew a 2.7% no not .27, but 2.7 on police breathalyzer, he is busted, and he is near death. I have been drinking the shit out of some beer and I'm hella pissed so don't take offense from anything. I already drew blood off my fist from a brick wall once tonight, and it'll probably happen again. I can't believe my reaction to that news was to slam beers.

we have two cats, Tiger and Turbo. they're little fuckers. hahaha...my gf is Lucy though. lol

good luck with the freind. I have been there myself in his shoes, my liver is hurting right now lol.

my kitten has grown fond of sleeping in the chemdawg pot. The only one she likes. The hps light makes her feel all warmy warm. She loves to get stoned. Gets all lovey and purr happy. Hope tonight she gets a little H but never give a cat coke. That is like abuse, their lol.

Hey my cat loves those plastic rings I get for the serious girls I like from those 25 cent plastic machines at liquor stores and restaraunts. She bats them like crazy for 8 hours straight before she passes out.

She also has to shower with me now lol.

tea tree said:

good luck with the freind. I have been there myself in his shoes, my liver is hurting right now lol.

my kitten has grown fond of sleeping in the chemdawg pot. The only one she likes. The hps light makes her feel all warmy warm. She loves to get stoned. Gets all lovey and purr happy. Hope tonight she gets a little H but never give a cat coke. That is like abuse, their lol.

Hey my cat loves those plastic rings I get for the serious girls I like from those 25 cent plastic machines at liquor stores and restaraunts. She bats them like crazy for 8 hours straight before she passes out.

She also has to shower with me now lol.

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The cat showers? I've seen cat's go swimming and like water, but I can't believe it likes a shower. So much water falling and moving fast? Not for any cat's I've ever had. Though some do like baths.

The Real Peter Parker said:

Also, I found out my friend [100% serious, from his father] from back home blew a 2.7% no not .27, but 2.7 on police breathalyzer, he is busted, and he is near death. I have been drinking the shit out of some beer and I'm hella pissed so don't take offense from anything. I already drew blood off my fist from a brick wall once tonight, and it'll probably happen again. I can't believe my reaction to that news was to slam beers.

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Dude 2.7, he'd be fucking dead, I call bullshit.



"Not 2.7, no. A person would die before reaching a blood alcohol level (BAC) that high. Perhaps you mean .27, which is considered very high, but not uncommon. Alcoholics frequently register BACs of at least .27, simply because their bodies have habituated to alcohol, and they are able to consume more than light-to-moderate drinkers. Most people would be "falling down" drunk or unconscious at .27. "



"

• 0.03 BAC - Slowed reaction time.
• 0.04 BAC - Federal prohibited limit for commercial drivers license.
• 0.05 BAC - Increased risk taking and American Medical Association recommended prohibited limit.
• 0.08 BAC - Recommended prohibited limit for criminal charges and impaired vision.
• 0.10 BAC - Poor large muscle control, loss of balance, and prohibited limit in most states.
• 0.17 BAC - National average blood alcohol level of drivers in a fatal crash.
• 0.19 BAC - National average for first time DUI offender and of persons who have killed police officers.
• 0.20 BAC - Loss of emotional control.
• 0.22 BAC - National average for replete DUI offenders at time of arrest.
• 0.30 BAC - Loss of orientation as to time and place,.
• 0.35 BAC - Blackouts and stupor.
• 0.50 BAC - Published overdose level leading to death.
• 0.74 BAC - Highest recorded blood alcohol level by a US hospital."

DrUgZrBaD said:

Dude 2.7, he'd be fucking dead, I call bullshit.

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You're right. His father called me and said this, 2.7%, I told him that's beyond lethal. He says that's what the cops told me. Turns out it was the cops being the asses. One cop tested him and wrote .217 as 217 so cops #2 reads the report and tells dad that he had a 2.7%. Then the cops were saying how serious it was he could die, blah, blah blah, and then sent him home with his parents. Turns out that night I was getting a shit ton of information from a small town, all bullshit of course, don't know if you've ever played the telephone game as a child. But when his father told me 2.7% I went with it, thinking he's no liar, but he believed a cop, which was his first mistake.

nah, leave the shower door open next time. I have curtains around the tub. I never seen a cat not think the shower was not the best trip in the world! She bats at it, jumps in walks around looking for kitten kills. Lol. They love that whole anything that moves or does not is a target routine. Kittens rock. Last night she was on the grow tent roof where it is warm. Sleeping.

All night long knocking over things. Lol. How the hell they figure something is good to go to kill I will never know. It exists.

Congrats on the freind. That is high. It dont always matter what shape the BAC is, once or twice it was a shot that blew out my already trashed liver, the last straw drink is when your veins burst from liver backup not always bac probs. Lol.

tea tree said:

nah, leave the shower door open next time. I have curtains around the tub. I never seen a cat not think the shower was not the best trip in the world! She bats at it, jumps in walks around looking for kitten kills. Lol. They love that whole anything that moves or does not is a target routine. Kittens rock. Last night she was on the grow tent roof where it is warm. Sleeping.

All night long knocking over things. Lol. How the hell they figure something is good to go to kill I will never know. It exists.

Congrats on the freind. That is high. It dont always matter what shape the BAC is, once or twice it was a shot that blew out my already trashed liver, the last straw drink is when your veins burst from liver backup not always bac probs. Lol.

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Well I just got busted for having a kitten in my dorm, I think I have to get rid of it, and I may be getting kicked out of school even. Been going through a lot fo shit in my head. I just got out of a whole mental phase, and then got busted for drinking beer, having a cat, and having the smoke detector covered by a plastic bag. I was walking through an area from between most campus buildings where classes are held, and there were maybe 3 thousand people who if I knew them I could recognize each one. I had horrible paranoia and a full-on panic attack, just from the number of people. I'm starting to think I'm insane from this 'getting busted' thing. But whatever, it's all cool.