Seedling
Well-Known Member
I fucking laid my shoe end to end and counted the numbers of shoe lengths, what the fuck did you do, stand on the moon and hold your shoe in front of your eye about a foot away and say that your shoe covers 3600 football fields on earth???And I already anticipate your next question:
Seedling: om nom nom nom *takes cock out of mouth* But how do we measure a different distance!? The football field is a football field and it is the length of exactly 1 football field!!!! DERP DERPA DERP! It is 300 feet exactly! *inserts cock back into mouth*
me: You took that measurement from the frame of reference of yourself, which is not moving relative to the football field. If you are moving relative to the football field you will get a different results. Also, watch the teeth please.
Are you saying that if I look at the moon tonight and hold my shoe up to it and the shoe is the same length as the diameter of the moon that the moon is really the length of 1 of my shoe lengths?????
You fucking idiot, you wouldn't know a meter stick and clock if someone beat you over the head with it like your step chump did when you were a toddler. Can you blame him? Fuck no!!!