The Do You.., Have You.., Would You..? Thread

[The Outdoorsman]

Does the Tin man have a sheet metal cock?

 

[meechz 024]

How many milfs did Barney bang during his employment at the daycare center?

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Would you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[slowbus]

if my dick was an inch below your nose,where would my balls be?

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Would you still tell people I had a wooden pecker if I said I would tell them you had splinters in your mouth?

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[meechz 024]

Would you appreciate the light without the darkness?

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

has anyone ever broken your heart before?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Do you sometimes, er, frequently, feel like THIS, here at RIU?

[video=youtube;OMAIsqvTh7g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g[/video]

 

[doowmd]

Have you ever dropped a joint in the toilet, dried it out, and smoked it anyway?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Bet this gets a lot

Ever eaten a whole box of cereal in one sitting?

Like

 

[Bologna]

have you ever had a gun put to your head?

 

[greenswag]

ever ignore reading a thread for whatever reason, and then come back to read it and end up laughing your ass off and loving it? Happened a lot with finshaggies threads for me, and this one lol

 

[greenswag]

do you ever eat soup with crackers in place of a spoon? Seriously try it, I usually only do it with the original ritz and some new england clam chowder because it's a thicker soup and the flavor combo is amazing for some reason, so freaking good!

 

[rooky1985]

Have you ever stubbed your toe and bruised the nail bed.

 

[jammin screw]

have u ever helped someone ill with cannabis and got good results?

 

[BleedsGreen]

Have you ever thought you only had to fart but shat yourself?

 

[MojoRison]

Have you ever crossed the street to avoid a group or belligerent person

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Have you ever walked into a room and then forgot what the hell you even went in there for?

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Have you ever wondered why we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[MojoRison]