TrynaGroSumShyt
Well-Known Member
Haha, Lol, doob you really workin on it. You gotta send me the unfinished so i can bark on the ad-libs.
Working on another song.
Still have some issues to deal with, but here is the first draft:
"Dog Is In The House"
©2012 DoobieBrohter
Woof mutha fuckas.
Yo, yo , yo, yo!
Somebody better call the SPCA!
Gonna be some straight-up D-og abuse going on in here real quick like!
Ain't no pussies allowed in here, you dig?
uh!
Fanny Boys need not apply!
Word!
Check it out:
It's time to pack up your kitties
and hit the bricks,
gonna burn your ass down
like a bundle of sticks.
The mutha fuckin' Dog in tha house!
I'm talkin' hardcore weed
from my man in The 'Dam.
It's funky
and hella skunky
Calls it
D-O-G
...KUSH...
Divit.
What?
You heard me.
So light the fires
and kick the tires,
Don't fire
'til you see the reds of their eyes.
Easy doesn't do it,
we're smokin' hardcore!
'Til some sorry ass fucker ends up
face
down
on
the floor.
Stay the course!
No remorse!
Mid-stream is the wrong time
to change your horse!
When you're smoking that
D-Oh-Gee
KUSH...
So grab on tight,
spark the light!
This bitch's in heat
and her bark is as bad as her bite!
D-Oh-Gee
Kush...
Begin your day
just a puffin' away
It's a toker's delight,
like a three D-og night.
Pack up your bowls
and milk your glass
This K-9 girl will be biting your ass.
D-Oh-Gee
Kush!
And if you choke the smoke
like your lungs are broke,
don't get mad and skin the cat.
But you might need a rabies shot
after hitting on some of that...
D-Oh-Gee
Kush!
Rips out your lungs!
Crushes your skull in!
D-Oh-Gee
KUSH!
Feasts on your brain,
makes you want it again!
Make you understand why
Dog
is man's
best friend!
D-Oh-Geeee...
kush...
Smelly mutha fuckin' buds...
D-Oh-Geeee...
kush...
You'll always want another bowl of...
D-Oh-Geeee...
kush...
Don't worry 'bout no ticks & fleas
with this...
D-Oh-Geeee....
kush...
D-Oh-Geeee
It's a Dog's world
and your wearing Milkbone underwear
D-Oh-Geeee...
kush...
Dog is in the house.
Dank'ermanWhat breed of dog would represent the dog Kush best? Staffy? Alsatian? Doberman? Boerboel?
Its a breed of its own, it just can't be match!!!!hehe, funny stuff. I wouldn't mind being that little guy, imagine sitting on a bud that size? noice!
I tell you one thing guys and gals'es, the bread of dog certainly isn't one you can stick in a fukkin handbag, lol.
woof .....