The dumbest thing you've ever done while high

Almost every evening I went over to my best friend's house and we would get baked, listen to music and paint (art). One day I had gotten a zip of great pot (either Jamaican or Colombian) and I rolled up two doobs and went to Clay's house. He had a date (very unusual) that night so I got in my van and rode around the countryside and smoked half a doobie by myself. Then I decided I would go to the library. I had really bad cotton mouth so I popped two pieces of grape bubblegum in my mouth.

I got to the library and pulled up to the side of the building, a plain brick wall with no features. I sat there for a few seconds then began wondering "where the hell am I and why did I come here?" Before I had a chance to ponder the question, flashing blue lights appeared a few feet directly behind my van. I fumbled for the doob and a half in my pocket, stuffed it in my mouth - still chewing the grape bubblegum. Two cops came to my window and I rolled it down. They asked to see my license so I pulled out my wallet, struggling like a mofo to swallow the huge mass of gum/weed. Purely out of habit I opened my wallet where I kept my money; the thought came to me "Did he ask me for money?" That didn't sound like something he would do so I thought to myself "Just stay calm and look through your wallet and maybe you will recognize what he asked for." A few seconds later I saw my drivers license and I felt a sigh of relief. I handed it to him and he asked me "Did you know you don't have any tail lights?" I knew I was supposed to be surprised so I faked it, acting all concerned.

Long story short he said I should go straight home and get the lights fixed the next day before dark. I thanked him for letting me know - still chewing on the stinky, reeking wad. As they drove away I spit it out and sat there shaking for a bit then went home. Total buzz-kill but I was the luckiest guy in town that night.

UHHHHHH....... I wouldn't want to repeat mine. But it was very stupid and could have ended up much worse than it did.

I can't top that story or even come close. The worst i did was forget I left the water running in the tub full force. cn

I didn't do anything stupid that I can remember lol but that doesn't mean I didn't.

But I did get so high once I thought I swallowed my eye, I grabbed it and then was like oh shit and everyone starred at me and was like wtf dude, I was like uhm I just swallowed my fucking eye lol.

LOL We all do stupid things high or not.
I do remember my one friend telling me he was out for a hi-way drive and was smoking a bowl.
He went to tap the ashes on the on the cars mirror and started spacing out on the chrome mirror while drifting across the center line.
Lucky he didn't kill anybody.

I did a bunch of dumb shit while stoned......but this one was years ago....I was prob a junior in high school. Part of my deal growing up was farm and ranch...tending to cattle , horses..etc. Anyway....myself and two cousins jumped into the old f250 ranch truck...loaded it with hay and off to go feed...took care of the feeding and for whatever reason we decided to back the truck to this deep arroyo to sweep off the bed....so we did that then we all jumped into the truck and one of the cousins said ...hey lets smoke some of this black hash.....HELLZ YA BRO...LEYS DO IT!!!! well after a few ...we were blasted....I started the truck .....except for one little thing....it was a four speed manuel tranny.....like I said...I started it up released the clutch and backed that fucker right off the edge of that DEEEEEP arroyo.....when all the dust setteled...the three of us we positioned as if we were ready to launch to the moon....hee hee oooopps sorry dudes but I was really stoned.....thank god my dad was gone....we just went and brought the farm tractor and ....it took a while but she came outa there...lol we had a good laugh while the three of us were stuck in there...

It happened the other day and I wasn't even stoned- honest. I moved my bike to a parking space and went for a walk around the city. On return I couldnt find the keys but the bike was still there. 'had I left them in the ignition?' I asked myself. Yes because there was a note in Catalan left from the police saying they had the keys!! I then had to mission across the city and prove ownership of my bike to have them returned. Lucky my bike wasn't stolen but why oh why did I have to be so stupid??

lahadaextranjera said:

It happened the other day and I wasn't even stoned- honest. I moved my bike to a parking space and went for a walk around the city. On return I couldnt find the keys but the bike was still there. 'had I left them in the ignition?' I asked myself. Yes because there was a note in Catalan left from the police saying they had the keys!! I then had to mission across the city and prove ownership of my bike to have them returned. Lucky my bike wasn't stolen but why oh why did I have to be so stupid??

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i did that all day at college however, they were still there, the bike was locked up and everything, my little ebike of course so no one stole it cause well who the fuck wants an ebike hahahaha

check this out i had a black labrador retriever who striong and big as fuck.......so one day i decide to take him for a awalk.....i always forgot that he got all excited for going on walks and such.....but i get to the door and put a leash on him i open the front wooden door then the glass window door and right when it opens up all the way....he bolts out the damn door and i swear i got whiplash all i remember after that i wake up up in a damn hospital with a fracture skull........and cops looking dead at me i had a dime on me.......i had smoked a full pipe before i took him for a walk and planned on smoking the rest while walking my dog moral of the story is dont ever smoke a full pipe....let alone by yourself......and then decide to take your dog for a walk.

When I had a vape (before some asshole stole it), you were supposed to let it cool down with the fan running for about 10-15 minutes. I don't think I ever remembered to turn it off afterwards; I was too blazed.

I read a finshaggy thread

+Rep for you dbkick!!! Now that's creative!

dbkick said:

I read a finshaggy thread

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If you keep doing that you'll go blind.

dbkick said:

I read a finshaggy thread

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That's nothing... I think I actually "liked" one of his comments...
SH420

I pulled my brand new car (less than a week old) into the garage with the drivers door open and smacked it off the bricks. Boy was I pissed. Sober as a judge

Dumbest thing while inebrated, zone out while taking a piss and going all over the floor

shrxhky420 said:

That's nothing... I think I actually "liked" one of his comments...
SH420

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you get -rep for that one! good Lord man, what the heck were you thinking? that dude is our very own pet retard that does tricks and everything.

The year 1972 place some ancorage in Hawaii
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A buddy and I spent the whole day sipping beer and smokin reefer.
We was throwing a tennis ball back and forth when he threw a far one,
I go running after it full bore trying to catch it and..... Ran outta pier.
Fuck what a rush falling about 20' to the water.

dirtsurfr said:

The year 1972 place some ancorage in Hawaii
.
A buddy and I spent the whole day sipping beer and smokin reefer.
We was throwing a tennis ball back and forth when he threw a far one,
I go running after it full bore trying to catch it and..... Ran outta pier.
Fuck what a rush falling about 20' to the water.

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Lucky you didn't crash into a dolphin or fender.

a cop was on the floor arresting my friend , i thought it would help if he stopped struggling and thought i could either hit the cop with a chair ( we were in the pub ) or something else , in the end i settled by pretending to be fuck him up the arse , back of the neck and a hand under the stomach while pumping furiously caused everyone to crack up and i got the fuck out of there and got away with it

another time and this had nothing to do with me , the bars rammed and a buddy wants a beer , has a bit of difficulty getting a fresh one so goes to the toilet coming back with a now full glass , he drops this glass on the bar and whatdoyouknow theres now a gap , i guess a 6 inch great big brown turd does that to people , oddly the staff ignored this glass the whole night and i came away with face muscles in tatters through laughing so much as people would go ``oh a space `` and walk to the turd glass take 1 look and run , that was a good night

theres so many

moggggys said:

a cop was on the floor arresting my friend , i thought it would help if he stopped struggling and thought i could either hit the cop with a chair ( we were in the pub ) or something else , in the end i settled by pretending to be fuck him up the arse , back of the neck and a hand under the stomach while pumping furiously caused everyone to crack up and i got the fuck out of there and got away with it

another time and this had nothing to do with me , the bars rammed and a buddy wants a beer , has a bit of difficulty getting a fresh one so goes to the toilet coming back with a now full glass , he drops this glass on the bar and whatdoyouknow theres now a gap , i guess a 6 inch great big brown turd does that to people , oddly the staff ignored this glass the whole night and i came away with face muscles in tatters through laughing so much as people would go ``oh a space `` and walk to the turd glass take 1 look and run , that was a good night

theres so many

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!! That would have been two sights to see. Maybe not dumb but sure funny as hell.