fukdapolice
Well-Known Member
fuck that. i will talk however the hell i want to them pigs.As someone who drinks with a lot of cops (including SWAT officers) a lot let me give you some pointers.
1. "Urbanware" screams "I am either involved in crime or would like everyone to think I am"
2. When you make contact with the police try not to sound like you were raised on the streets. No "hey dawg, I ain't got no straps in my pad hommie", say "officer, I am really not sure why you guys are here, none of us even own firearms". Instead of "dem biotchez next door yust be hatin cause we got da dopest chronic dawg", "officer, I really think what is going on is that my next door neighbors have some sort of grudge agaisnt us, we have been over there in the past to see if we could resolve the issue but they refuse to even talk to us."
That right there will allow the officer to drop his guard a little since he knows none of your "hommiez iz gunna be poppin a cap up in dat pigz ass".
FUKDAPOLICE