The Highest You've Ever Been....

dSTDENIZ said:

wtf ^^^

anyways lol me and my buddys were just finishing our biggest session ever and i was about to cash the bowl but when i was exhaling, i puked lol it was so weird cause i never puked while smoking weed. lol and it was colourful too cause we were munchin on a shitload of skittles lol.

my second retarded experience while stoned as fuck, we were going to mcdicks right and it was my turn to order and i was like ' uhhh *long pause* can i get a cheese burger with cheese? ... lol man they knew i was just real stoned too. now its awkward going there.

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hah I had a similar experience while baked at jack in the crack.

Went up to the counter for a refill and the guy was like "take your top off" (im a dude so i was especially confused)

after like a straight minute of standing there staring at him and wondering what he was talking about, he said "take the lid off of your cup"

DUH.
Then the guy told me it's called dope for a reason. Perty embarassing.

Last night i was fucked. I had one B.C. bud with my friend, he didn't want any, so i had the whole thing. Man the walls were moving like a wave, the T.V. was closing in on me, it really looked like an inch away from my face, and I kept asking my friend what was going on during the movie we watched (the Zohan movie) and every time he'd get super annoyed and yell at me and each time he did I fuckin cracked up laughing.

Mine was in the middle of winter, we were all smoking haze out on my friends porch. It was cold as shit out, like 0 degrees with about foot and a half of snow on the ground. i was freezing my ass off after my last hit on the bong, Idk why by as soon as i exahaled i started burning up. I then layed in the snow to cool down.

For me Years ago we went to McDicks and we ordered food. My buddy went and parked. We were eating I just didn't know it. Everytime I looked at my burger it got smaller. When It was gone I started asking my friend who stole it and told him someone kept eating it. He kept teling me I ate it, but I didn't believe him. I tried to convice him it wasn't me and that everytime I looked at it, it just got smaller. It was funny he argued with me for like 10min to convince me that I was just stoned and no one stole my burger.

ive been toking for about 10 years now and ive not been as high as this year, me n my buddy decide were going to see the new biggie smalls film so i rolled up a blunt of blue moonshine and pasted all and i mean all the way along the skins with honey oil...

we hotboxed the car in the carpark and even before it was half way i was higher than id ever been, and it just kept creepin....

it was half term mid afternoon we went to the metrocenter( europes largest shopping center) and its like full of families and swarming with kids, i start freakin out, heart palpatations, pink eyed to fuck thinkin about bolting out of the place but my pals giving me the pep talk just chillax man itll be fine well be in the cinema soon. my legs shook for the first hour n half of the film. (which was/is wank btw) i was still high as a kite 2 hours later on on the way home.

Uh, lots of times lol.

Off edibles when I first started smoking I ate 2 cookies that had a 8 ounces of trim in the butter used to make them. Me and my friend who ate them got sick, I hallucinated full on sounds echoed and I felt like I was gonna OD literally. I tried to eat but I couldn't at all. So I drove home (how I have no idea) and went straight to my bed and passed out. Woke up the next day before work higher then shit still, but felt like hungover at the same time and just was pale in the skin and had red eyes. And my mom made french toast to (this was when I was in highschool) and I had her make a half loaf of them and passed out next to my plate of french toast. My mom knew I was high and forced me to go to work, and I went in and threw up and they sent me home within 15 minutes.

I've done LSD, and shrooms this was a comparable experience in strength of psychedelic-ness lol.

As for smoking one time me and my friend smoked about 12 bowls out of a bong that literally kicked my ass. They tried to pressure me to keep smoking but I told them to fuck themselves and went inside and laid down and the room spinned. I also got CEV's. Now that I think of it I actually have films of me and my friends higher then on that day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdIZlOLvkM

I'm the one eating the cookies lol

lol im glad i caught this thread ha well my story starts when we got back from the club rollin balls about 10 am on sunday and i was like damn i need a spliff so we cracked it out rolled a huge fatty and commenced our smoke lol well that one felt great so this progressed all day at my buddies apt people comin and goin and around 6 this kid ive never met sits down next to me and theyve been tokin all day as well he handed me this blunt and as soon as i got my first hit off it he turns and says so seriously the famous kat williams line lol" nigga theres a gun in this bag,....... i dont even like bags" ... i fiished my hit and looked at him and said so blatently what kinda bag was it like it really fuckin mattered but we both jus cracked up and nothin was ever said about again lol its funny to me but whatever im crackin up writin it maybe i shouldnt type high

The Highest I have ever been will be next week when i get off my 2 year probation woo hoo!

I had 35 trips and 20 pills once.....

there was a group of 8 of us in a circle..and we rolled 10 joints and 2 blunts..and you hit it and passed one hit..and the rule was if you ever ended up with 4 in your possesion at one time..then you had to take all the joints and blunts from everyone and take a hit off all of them all at once..if you could imagine that..you just kinda put your hands together in a o shape and put your mouth around all of them lol and suck..and pretty much cough/and fall over and die..i dunno its was tight lol

First time I smoked with Mary Jane I was about 11 or 12. A friend of mine had gotten a blunt of dro from his cousin, and offered to smoke with me. I said sure, and shortly after finishing, I drooled for about an hour on the couch. That was the highest I had ever been. My brother, however....

My brother and I had gone to a dealer's house with a friend of our's to smoke out and party a lil' bit. He promptly pulled out a small wooden "treasure chest" full of different kinds of dro, at which point he began naming. For all of you "Grandma's Boy" fans, I replied immediately, "How many times do we have to go through this? I just want a fuckin' bag of weed." We all laughed. He decided it would be best that we pack a 4 ft. bong with a mixture of all of them. I took one hit.

He warned us at first to take baby hits with his bong, but, being the smartasses that my brother and I are, we ripped the hell out of it. I stayed in the room long enough to witness my brother take a hit, exhale, and excuse himself to the bathroom before I walked outside to settle my lungs. About 5 - 10 minutes later, our friend comes out to check on me (I was laying across the porch by this time). He stated that he had taken about 3 hits, and didn't know where exactly he was at the moment, so I took him back inside and found that my brother was still in the bathroom. We all laughed and joked about what he was doing in there (Jerking off or died like Elvis), and apparently, he heard us. I knocked on the bathroom door about 45 minutes after our hits, and all he would say was "Go away. Leave me the fuck alone. I'm chillin'."

It was at this time that he sat down against the door inside the bathroom. He tried to lock the door, but from our side it sounded as if he couldn't figure out how to open it. So, I fell to the floor in laughter. By the time I realized that he wasn't coming out of the bathroom, I was in tears. Another hour or so went by and he was still in the bathroom. The owners of the house were ready for bed, so I tried to get him to come out once again. After about 10 minutes of him and I arguing through the door, I finally got it through his head who I was and he opened the door, but only enough so that I could squeeze in. By the time I got into the bathroom, he had already sprung across to the other side of the room with a pair of scissors in his hand, which made me a bit more sober instantly. The following conversation happened:

Me: So..uh..Wanna give me the scissors?
Him: Fuck that. You stay away from me. You ain't killing me.
Me: Wtfh....
Him: I heard you fuckers talking. You can't kill me! I ain't going out like that!
Me: Uh....wtf are you talking about?
Him: I heard you guys out there talking about killing me. "He's gonna be dead." (Remember us talking about he died like Elvis?)


After half an hour of convincing him that I wasn't there to kill him, he set the scissors, within reach, on the toliet beside him. We FINALLY got him out of the bathroom, and he stares everyone down as if they're all going to attack him at once before getting him into the truck and heading back home. To this day, no one knows why he tripped that badly, but still, it entertained us for a good.....ever.

The first time i got high, i was at with My older cousin Dan, Older cousin Ron, and my same age girl cousin.

We we art Dans Moms house, and we were in some kind of loft area that was a second story but the ceiling was 4 feet high.




SO, here i am, 13 years old, smoked for the first time, and watched them play final fantasy 10 when it had just come out, and the colors and movements were amazing...

then we watched jurrasic park three and that was balls

the girl cousin who shall not be named was trying to get Dan to steal some of his moms cig's for her (she had also refused to smoke the weed, so wtf?) dan wouldnt do it,

later that week that brat told her dad, but luckily my uncle is a cool guy



another time, My friend and i picked up these two girls who i had never met, i believe i was 16 at the time

went into this girls backyard and waterbottle bonged it up

If you have ever used the Sniper rifle in the game Halo, My vision was zooming and it kept zooming in

for about 20 minutes, there WOULD have been a complete silence in our group, but i laughed constantly for the entire session, while they said not one word

for about 20 minutes, there WOULD have been a complete silence in our group, but i laughed constantly for the entire session, while they said not one word

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Sophomore year in college, my buddies and I lit up a fat blunt in our dorm room, and popped a bottle of vodka to boot.


....everything turned into watermelon, the floor, the chairs, the people, everything. I coulda taken a bite outta the computer, if i wanted to!
Afterward for the next hour or so, I sat in my chair laughing nonstop the entire time. At first they thought it was funny, but half an our into it they started freakin out.
Me, I'm havin' the time of my life...

Also forgot to mention, I attempted to dance at that party, but my body just wasn't used to moving like that while high. Was like a zombie lol

The vibe was so different 10 years ago...or maybe I was just really young

One time about 17 years ago I smoked this joint with my buddy and one of his friends at his friends house. We went in the bedroom and she turned the lights off and turned a black light on and there was all kinds of designs on her walls, after we smoked the joint I started to get the spins, only time I got the spins off weed, so I was like get me the fuck outta this room, so we all go out and sit down on her couch and started watching TV, all of a sudden I'm just sitting there and I look over to the bathroom and all I say is "bathroom" , they both knew what was coming, power puked right on my lap, couldn't eat poutine for 15 years after that just started eating it again a couple years ago.

Lmao

Reminds me of the first time I got way too high. That "I really need to lay down" feeling. About 4 of us were smoking Mowie Wowie out of a steam roller. We went thru 2 or 3 grams and after that I had to split to meet with another friend and go to a party.
As I'm walking over to my friends house, I see images of Roger Rabbit everywhere and I couldn't stop smiling. Trying to hide my teeth must've looked stupid by myself lol.
I'm approaching my friends house and at this point I'm having some kind of panic or anxiety attack. Knock on his door and I'm just sweating. It's not hot in my hometown. I lay down on the ground with a couch pillow under my head, while my friend is getting ready for the party.
Time goes by and he's ready. The pillow I was laying on was drenched with sweat and I felt like shit and still high. But we come to party.

He didn't tell me it was youth church "party" lol. I greet some people I know or seen and just sat on the couch trying to keep my eyes open. I dozed off and someone woke me up with a hot as fuck bowl of hamburger helper. The scorching of my mouth was no fight against the munchies. It's all I remember of the party

Tib420 said:

Smoked 37 bowls out of a pipe and didn't realize it till the next day when my friend woke me up outside his front house on the lawn. ahh the good times when I was an amateur, still don't know why we smoked 37 bowls

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Good going. Usually I can't count after 17 bowls!

I was probably 17, we went to get some weed from the uncle of one of my friends. He apparently had some GOOD SHIT, because I was so baked I had to get up from the kitchen table (where we were smoking) and go sit down in the living room on the couch. They all gave me a bunch of shit, I'm still not even sure what kind of strain it was. It was probably just some good ass homegrown that I hadn't been introduced to yet.

I've never felt like that again, either. Damn shame...

shit im higher than astronaut pussy as browse rollitup

Was at a concert years and years ago. Traded a dude couple gel tabs for like a dime. Get out to the car and it was some worse lookin weed Id seen and half shake at that. Me and two buddies fire up a joint of this shit and the three of us couldn’t finish it. Only smokes about half of it but all agreed was some the highest we’d ever been. Was seeing tracers and shit. I looked down and was doing like 10-15 mph in a 55 Smdh. Thems was the good ol days.