amneziaHaze
Well-Known Member
could piss work in hydro?
Piss in a sip
By CannabisCrusader
Down in the garden
Tending to the plants
my prostate pinches my bladder
im gonna piss my pants!
bathroom is too far
Spare bottles are full
i reach down and kink the hose
a twist and a pinch with a little pull
what to do?
Where to go?
if only a tiny drip escapes
there will be no stopping the flow
Then the light bulb goes off
Right over my giant head
ill piss in the sip!
nobody will see, they're all in bed
Piss in a sip
No need to mix
Sip already has 6 gallons in it
View attachment 5343836
Gotta pee again
Worried the mix getting too concentrated?
Add some more tents and sips
Your bladder will be happy you urinated
View attachment 5343837
To those who are growers
And to those who are showers
if you cant hit the funnel
get a little lower
A funnel and a tube
Catches every drip
That's why when you gotta piss
Piss in a sip
View attachment 5343838
You my friend - have been awarded the prestigious Master Pisser trophy.Piss in a sip
By CannabisCrusader
Down in the garden
Tending to the plants
my prostate pinches my bladder
im gonna piss my pants!
bathroom is too far
Spare bottles are full
i reach down and kink the hose
a twist and a pinch with a little pull
what to do?
Where to go?
if only a tiny drip escapes
there will be no stopping the flow
Then the light bulb goes off
Right over my giant head
ill piss in the sip!
nobody will see, they're all in bed
Piss in a sip
No need to mix
Sip already has 6 gallons in it
View attachment 5343836
Gotta pee again
Worried the mix getting too concentrated?
Add some more tents and sips
Your bladder will be happy you urinated
View attachment 5343837
To those who are growers
And to those who are showers
if you cant hit the funnel
get a little lower
A funnel and a tube
Catches every drip
That's why when you gotta piss
Piss in a sip
View attachment 5343838
I made a cocktail of 1:5 pee 1 liter botte and it was 4500ppm?You my friend - have been awarded the prestigious Master Pisser trophy.
For excellence in Bladder Botany .
View attachment 5343841
You need to drink more waterI made a cocktail of 1:5 pee 1 liter botte and it was 4500ppm?
It was morning pee.You need to drink more water
I accepted my trophy today! For some reason the guy running the award ceremony was working at Spencer's in the mall. I'm sure my wife told him beforehand that I don't want any hoopla. She just said oh there it is, and the Mc said thank you, have a great day. Obviously he didn't see what I was holding. Have a great day, pssshhhh maybe tomorrow pal. I'm holding excellence today.You my friend - have been awarded the prestigious Master Pisser trophy.
For excellence in Bladder Botany .
View attachment 5343841
I accepted my trophy today! For some reason the guy running the award ceremony was working at Spencer's in the mall. I'm sure my wife told him beforehand that I don't want any hoopla. She just said oh there it is, and the Mc said thank you, have a great day. Obviously he didn't see what I was holding. Have a great day, pssshhhh maybe tomorrow pal. I'm holding excellence today.
View attachment 5346626
Also, bought this for my wife for Christmas last year. We take it on road trips and camping so she can piss in a bottle and we don't have to stop. Seemed relevant to the thread. Any female pissers looking to get into whizfeeding, this little device will give you a worry free flow. Accuracy and urinary dexterity +10 with this item equipped in your secondary usage slot. Hehe, secondary usage slot.
View attachment 5346627
Clam gutter