The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

IndooorGardnerOhio

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When i used to do compost - i would add flat beer ( minus cigarette butts inside :mrgreen: ) to the pile. Or mushroom compost if i had on hand.
Piss can be an awesome fert if done right, So glad you made this thread brother. I dont get people and whole "ewww" thing about piss while they dump Alaskan Fish Fertlizer and bat shit on their plants, Like tits on a bull, dont make no sense.
 

IndooorGardnerOhio

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I am about to be very mean to all the EWWWW piss people, but the more you know right, knowledge is power.


So for all you EWWWW piss people, who Drink Wine, understand that Yeast, just like plants need nitrogen to grow, and One of the most Common forms of nitorgen used in Wine making is a thing called DAP which is Diammonium Phosphate Or Other nitrogen blends, and these are often sourced from UREA Nitrogen. YES that is right, the Nitrogen source for the yeast in MANY wines comes from Piss.

Also never look up a Dunder Pit if you are a rum fan.....
 

tstick

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Years ago, when the microbrew beer thing was peaking....a group of women decided that yeast was yeast and that they could use some their own yeast...from....their....pussies...to make their new brew. Don't get me wrong. I love pussy and I love beer....but I'm not going to drink their pussy beer. And I don't want to think about some skeezer's piss in my marijuana, either! -even if it's my own. :)
 

Budzbuddha

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Update - Maximus Eurethrus

Well fellow Pissants :mrgreen: , here is my pee princess.
She is on a Pee drench 10:1 on her original layered soil mix. Even tho she still gets the pee , fabric pot remains relatively salt stain free. Surprisingly.

No bloom boosters or anything else.
No insect issues either.

Only issue - it grew kind of crazy in shape. I “ should “ have trained her better. :( But her branches are too woody to do anything now.

She radiates a sweet berry like aroma.
 

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Budzbuddha

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Piss Alert :hump:

MAXIMUS EURETHRUS

She is a deep sweet ( cherries ? ) smelling little lady.
She isn’t the prettiest either but hella frosty.

She has some duckfoot like leaves and narrow spear buds. I have been still giving her “ golden shower “ soil watering at 10:1 scale. She is a little nitrogen heavy in color but still pushing along. Today i clipped off any little sucker growth.

I will bring in another plant for “ Pee Treatment “ and will highlight that one here.

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cannabiscrusader

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Piss Alert :hump:

MAXIMUS EURETHRUS

She is a deep sweet ( cherries ? ) smelling little lady.
She isn’t the prettiest either but hella frosty.

She has some duckfoot like leaves and narrow spear buds. I have been still giving her “ golden shower “ soil watering at 10:1 scale. She is a little nitrogen heavy in color but still pushing along. Today i clipped off any little sucker growth.

I will bring in another plant for “ Pee Treatment “ and will highlight that one here.

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I love the way she grows with the flow. Those long wavy stems look like a lazy stream wandering its way down a brick wall off the last letter of my name freshly piss printed in flowing cursive
 

Budzbuddha

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Introducing my next “ Piss Princess “.

Her name was just an initial “ O “ ( from another thread ). She is in soil and has been “ pee foliar “ with my “ piss armor SI “ spray i made . But not soil drenched …. Yet.

She will begin her “ drenching “ starting tomorrow or day after. I will start a 10:1 mix as usual. She will be in this thread from now on .

So as Maximus Eurethrus keeps truckin along , this new plant will be the main subject of the thread. I will show application and mix when ready to do treatment. ( better knock back some Modelos tonight :bigjoint: )

I am going to change her name too !

She will be known from here on out as ….. wait for it ….. Urinal Cake :hump: .

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Budzbuddha

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PEE DAY :mrgreen:

Today Urinal Cake gets “ flushed “ :bigjoint: with my magnificent magical mystical loin libation ( PEE PEE Sauvignon ) ripe with the essence of Monster Energy Drank . Full of P vitamins ( B vitamins ) .

WEE WEE Monsieur :mrgreen:

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NOTE : the color is from that monster energy drink , it does tend to look like that. Normally without that drink involved, wee wee is more pale. *shrugs

She received half bottle - other half went to Maximus Eurethrus plant. Share and share alike :bigjoint:

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Budzbuddha

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PISS in the NEWS.


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According to study co-author and University of Maryland microbiologist Brantley Hall, the team built on decades of research going back to the 1960s and a difficult three-and-a-half-year long lab experiment to find that an enzyme in the gut microbiome called bilirubin reductase is responsible for urine’s color.


“The gut microbiome is just full of incredible chemists. It’s so important to human physiology, all these molecules that the gut microbes are making,” Hall tells PopSci. “As we understand more about microbial chemistry in our gut, we’re going to understand the important things. But the first step for any of this is to figure out the enzymes responsible. If you don’t know what’s going on, you basically can’t even start with the research.”

Solving a microbial mystery

Previously, scientists knew that the yellow color comes from how the body gets rid of old blood cells. Red blood cells typically reach the end of their life cycle after about 120 days and they are degraded in the liver. A byproduct of this process called bilirubin is a bright orange substance that is secreted from the liver and into the gut. Bacteria living in the gut then convert bilirubin into a colorless substance called urobilinogen. The urobilinogen is finally degraded into the yellow pigment molecule called urobilin that plays a part in the coloring. What scientists did not know was the bacterial enzyme responsible.

Identifying this enzyme has long been a microbial mystery for two primary reasons. According to Brantley, the first challenge is that culturing anaerobic microbes has historically been very difficult and expensive to do in the lab.


“The microbes that perform this function cannot live with atmospheric oxygen. They die within minutes or seconds,” says Hall. “And those definitely never grow.”

Brantley and the team were able to harness scientific advances made over the past 15 years in culturing these microbes that survive and thrive without oxygen.

The second challenge has been the lack of genome sequences of the microbiomes in the gut. Recent improvements in genetic sequencing means that there were more sequences available for the team to study to see how the microbes in the gut work.

“In our case, we identified microbes that reduced bilirubin and microbes that did not. And then we performed a comparative genomics analysis between the two and identify candidate genes,” says Hall.

Into the gut microbiome

In the study, the team compared the genomes of the exact species of human gut bacteria that convert bilirubin into urobilinogen with the species of gut bacteria that can’t. This helped them identify the specific gene that encodes bilirubin reductase. Next, they used Escherichia coli (E. coli) to test if this enzyme could convert bilirubin into urobilinogen in it as well as in other gut bacteria.

After searching for this gene in all known bacterial species, the team found that the enzyme is primarily produced by a species belonging to a large group of bacteria that dominate the gut microbiome called Firmicutes. After genetically screening the gut microbiomes of over 1,000 adults to find the pee coloring gene, they found that 99.9 percent of people have gut bacteria that carry the gene for bilirubin reductase.

“I think the biggest surprise to me is how prevalent this function is in adult humans,” says Hall. “Basically, everyone’s urine is yellow, and everyone’s stool is brown, so we knew that there must be microbes that did it. There are actually not that many microbes that do it and they’re essentially prevalent in every person.”

A living biome environment just brewing in your rotten shorts , skidmarks of life in an ocean of your foul pee …. Something to think about :bigjoint:

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CarolinaPothead

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I just saw a Dear Abbey where someone saw their neighbor peeing in the garden and was wondering if she should inform the man's wife.
That wasn't you was it?
My wife knows. Lol. After i pointed out the ingredients in Dr Earth, Fox Farm, Fish Shit etc., she realized that my pee was the least of the nasty:hump:. Saves us money so she can buy more shoes and stuff. Puts a new meaning to taking a piss on a job. :lol:
 

Budzbuddha

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Thursday update - 3 days after Piss Infusion.

Urinal Cake ( O ) is “ ripe “ :mrgreen: with growth and vigor . Lateral growth is noticeable and pretty good node spacing - THANKS to QB 304 boards ( 3500k ) too.

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Probably give her the hose again tomorrow or Saturday and let her Mellow in the Yellow :bigjoint:.

It’s still pretty hilarious to see that some people are still grossed out by what we put in plants - all those diet cokes / monster energy and those beef chalupas must be doing something… *shrugs

Maybe my wonder pee will be a wrinkle remover - gonna wait for wifey to knock out from our night sesh - then piss on her. Bet she wakes up refreshed and youthful i bet .

That’s your homework this weekend - pee on your significant other or grab a cup and throw it in your face. Thank me later :mrgreen: .


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