The Politics of Denver Airport TSA, Peanut Butter Jars And You..

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schuylaar

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http://www.thecannabist.co/2014/12/...ound-peanut-butter-jar-denvers-airport/24983/

men OMG! men..no one travels with peanut butter in their luggage..what a dead give-away:wall:

1. next time you're flying..leave the pipe at home..how stupid can you be?..anywhere you go, you can pick up new or make one out of a coke can if necessary.

2. you have to work with the type of products typically found in luggage and then be smart..what wouldn't get searched? or better question..what would they not touch even with gloves on?:fire:..easy..anything that may be a biohazard..that means they will not touch any type of personal 'lube'. and if you can throw a few pubes in for good measure all the better..i don't have pubes..so i make due with other images i create especially for them. took home a whole bunch of 'gold cart' cartridges no problem with my fool proof patented method.

3. for that chunk above, i would have merely bought a chapstick..unscrew it all the way out (cutting a small piece as cap)..crush the chunk, cover with the small piece of chapstick..goes in your pocket..you're walking up to inspection..you pull it out of your pocket..and chapstick your lips then throw it in the bin to be scanned:wink:

4. they will not make a female surrender a sanitary pad or tampon..lot's of room to work with here if you're traveling with a female.

EDIT: 5. as always, the above is for personal stash only..if you must travel with weight and have to fly..mail it to the hotel or where you are going. those that fly often understand how great it is to have the option of sending ahead for items you'd rather not carry..golf glubs..skies..gifts..even clothing for your trip..you send ahead using a 2 or 3 day to the hotel..you tell the hotel to expect and when you arrive there is a nice box sitting in the managers office nice and neat! pro tip hint: don't just send the weight..make sure you have clothing and other things in the box.
 
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Ah well...at least they tried. I haven't heard of anyone getting arrested at DIA for personal amounts so you might as well give it a go.
 
Bugeye said:
Ah well...at least they tried. I haven't heard of anyone getting arrested at DIA for personal amounts so you might as well give it a go.
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well, yeah..but the point is to not do it with something that is typically not part of your luggage.

you really need to use the old noggin a bit if you're going to attempt.

i can guarantee peanut butter guy didn't get on his flight that day..you need to think things through..must've been under 30.

EDIT: say for example i wanted to take that amount of hash x30 pieces..how would i get it through? easy!..first i'd mail it before anything else..but if i had to bring it through..i'd go to one of airport news stores with candy, get a box of the 'florida saltwater taffy' and you can pretty much figure the rest.
 
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schuylaar said:
well, yeah..but the point is to not do it with something that is typically not part of your luggage.

you really need to use the old noggin a bit if you're going to attempt.

i can guarantee peanut butter guy didn't get on his flight that day..you need to think things through..must've been under 30.
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Mostly they just confiscate but they could write you a citation for $150. I doubt he even missed his flight.
 
Bugeye said:
Mostly they just confiscate but they could write you a citation for $150. I doubt he even missed his flight.
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it made the news..i highly doubt they would be reporting on something so insignificant as a $150 fine..and if that's the case, colo has way more problems than i ever imagined.
 
schuylaar said:
it made the news..i highly doubt they would be reporting on something so insignificant as a $150 fine..and if that's the case, colo has way more problems than i ever imagined.
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They report on all kinds of shit here that isn't significant, especially if it involves pot. They even report on the DIA drug confiscation policy:

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_25817280/despite-ban-no-marijuana-seized-and-no-citations

That article is from before this event so who really knows what happened to the peanut butter smuggler?
 
sheskunk said:
You could just shove it up your ass. There's plenty of room for it there
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they can see it on their body scan; the only acceptable 'removable' would be tampon and they are not allowed to request an inspection nor are they allowed to touch females in their vaginal area.

EDIT: are you bipolar?..you were nice to me the other day..
 
PS - very sexist that you assume it was a man. :bigjoint:

Just yanking your chain, I agree peanut butter is a stupid way to smuggle.
 
It's ridiculous that there is even a discussion about where to hide things from thugs at airports.

There should be no thugs at airports.

We should consume whatever the fuck we want to.
 
Rob Roy said:
It's ridiculous that there is even a discussion about where to hide things from thugs at airports.

There should be no thugs at airports.

We should consume whatever the fuck we want to.
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the thugs at the airport make you throw the $7 bottle of coke zero you just purchased..if you want on the plane..otherwise, thy will tell you to consume it outside the ropes.

this is what happens when people hijack planes and crash them into WTC (still trying to figure how they managed to hit the buildings).
 
schuylaar said:
the thugs at the airport make you throw the $7 bottle of coke zero you just purchased..if you want on the plane..otherwise, thy will tell you to consume it outside the ropes.

this is what happens when people hijack planes and crash them into WTC (still trying to figure how they managed to hit the buildings).
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If you owned yourself, these things wouldn't happen.
 
schuylaar said:
the thugs at the airport make you throw the $7 bottle of coke zero you just purchased..if you want on the plane..otherwise, thy will tell you to consume it outside the ropes.

this is what happens when people hijack planes and crash them into WTC (still trying to figure how they managed to hit the buildings).
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You can buy your 2 dollar soda on the other side of the checkpoint.

And it's not hard to fly a plane. They want to fly all by themselves.
 
schuylaar said:
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http://www.thecannabist.co/2014/12/...ound-peanut-butter-jar-denvers-airport/24983/

men OMG! men..no one travels with peanut butter in their luggage..what a dead give-away:wall:

1. next time you're flying..leave the pipe at home..how stupid can you be?..anywhere you go, you can pick up new or make one out of a coke can if necessary.

2. you have to work with the type of products typically found in luggage and then be smart..what wouldn't get searched? or better question..what would they not touch even with gloves on?:fire:..easy..anything that may be a biohazard..that means they will not touch any type of personal 'lube'. and if you can throw a few pubes in for good measure all the better..i don't have pubes..so i make due with other images i create especially for them. took home a whole bunch of 'gold cart' cartridges no problem with my fool proof patented method.

3. for that chunk above, i would have merely bought a chapstick..unscrew it all the way out (cutting a small piece as cap)..crush the chunk, cover with the small piece of chapstick..goes in your pocket..you're walking up to inspection..you pull it out of your pocket..and chapstick your lips then throw it in the bin to be scanned:wink:

4. they will not make a female surrender a sanitary pad or tampon..lot's of room to work with here if you're traveling with a female.

EDIT: 5. as always, the above is for personal stash only..if you must travel with weight and have to fly..mail it to the hotel or where you are going. those that fly often understand how great it is to have the option of sending ahead for items you'd rather not carry..golf glubs..skies..gifts..even clothing for your trip..you send ahead using a 2 or 3 day to the hotel..you tell the hotel to expect and when you arrive there is a nice box sitting in the managers office nice and neat! pro tip hint: don't just send the weight..make sure you have clothing and other things in the box.
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I can understand hiding hash, but why the pipe. Just say it's for tobacco.
 
Glaucoma said:
You can buy your 2 dollar soda on the other side of the checkpoint.

And it's not hard to fly a plane. They want to fly all by themselves.
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a little plane is easy but not the large planes, a cockpit is mesmerizing with all the little green lights.

NewtoMJ said:
I can understand hiding hash, but why the pipe. Just say it's for tobacco.
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because he was too lazy to clean the pipe and it's easier to stick inside of something.
 
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