the poor man's way to grow

i need some help ppl... ok we all love to smoke and hate to pay for it so i like u decided to grow my own

the problem is i dont have any good soil or nutrients.
wat i did wat i researched growing weed and it stated dat the plants need
calcium
phosphous
potassium
nitrogen

since i cant afford the real deal nutrients i found a multiviamin pill whis hass all of the above
for the nitrogen i used my urine
for soil i dug up a ditch until i got to the "good soil"
wen ever i do add mu "poor man's Nutrients" i add with water
i also have a jar of pure clean water to add wen my plant get thirsty
i just started this expriment so i dnt kno wat will happen plus its my first plant

if anybody with exprience can help me or give me tips i would appreicate it
or is there another way to grow "poor man's weed"
as long as it hit gud and sellable im not worried on quality
pleese add ur comments and opions

Use bubblegum 'off the floor to enhance the smell of your hash, which is presumably leaf clumped together with sweat and earwax

use rock dust/kiddies chalk and pub ashtray contents as your nutrients.

the darker the water, the better

hahahahahha - those plants will die from the ph of your urine. If there ever is any bud it should taste and smell like a urinal. Good luck selling that.

Dude, you're risking jail for a project that is doomed to failure. Don't do it. If everyone could grow dope like that, (or on a "poor mans" budget), pot would be free. There is a reason that pot sells for what it does, and not just because it's illegal. In order to get anything at all requires a decent investment. You can't scrimp on lights, nutes or soil.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Am I the only one that thinks this thread is a joke?

I was giving dude the benefit of the doubt. This could very well be a troll. This site is a conundrum. There are a whole lot of people here who can't spell for shit, or string together a proper sentence, but could hold their own in a conversation with any PHD Botanist (Albeit that would be a limited conversation due to a lack of communication skills). Go figger!! Then again, lots of 'em cant converse at all. How ya gonna know?

you can get sheap nutes that will do if your really stuck for money for about £3

it would be better than multi's and pee.

true i use my urine but i also use da pure water to i guess flush out da bad stuff i only put dat urine bullshit once two days cuz im skeptical myself but da plant need it's nutrients.... wen i get my money i will buy da real deal shit
wat are sum cheap things i can buy to get gud results cuz like i said i cant afford da shit dat cost a arm n a leg....

i have heard of mericle grow buh wat else do i need?
my friends say fish food buh im skeptical about that too any more tips or help to grow "poor man's weed"?

marijane13 said:

true i use my urine but i also use da pure water to i guess flush out da bad stuff i only put dat urine bullshit once two days cuz im skeptical myself but da plant need it's nutrients.... wen i get my money i will buy da real deal shit
wat are sum cheap things i can buy to get gud results cuz like i said i cant afford da shit dat cost a arm n a leg....

i have heard of mericle grow buh wat else do i need?
my friends say fish food buh im skeptical about that too any more tips or help to grow "poor man's weed"?

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Dude, If you're that strapped for cash, get some Miracle Gro All Purpose plant food. It's cheap, and there is a reason for that. And only mix it at 1/4 strength. VERY IMPORTANT!! 1/4 STRENGTH!!! Or you'll burn the shit out of your plants. I used miracle gro my first grow with the same predictable results, I burnt the shit outta them. That will get you going. How old are the plants? If they are still seedlings you probably don't need to feed them yet anyway. Once they are about 3 weeks to a month old, start feeding them.

I'm calling bullshit or gp420 reincarnated. Cmon... a multivitamin?

i just puke and shit on my plants. that cocktail does wonders!!

blazed24sevn said:

i just puke and shit on my plants. that cocktail does wonders!!

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i actually save all my shit in a bucket in my house. when i'm ready to feed my plants, i just pull some out and sprinkle it on the plant. it's the best because you don't have to pay for it. multivitamins cost too much for me, so i just stick with what i can get for free. but somehow i can afford to pay for my highspeed internet every month...

i know, thats why i eat alot of shit with nitrogen, magnesium and all that shit! sometimes i like to pile it all into the bathtub and just swim around in it. Shit, if it works for plants why not us, right?

lol das crazy

now if dat damn mitivitamin pill work ima rich man. yea it sound stupid but at least i researched instead of just adding all types of bullshit i add dat mutivitamin pill for a reason duh

now as for da miricale grow like i said i gon get dat wen i get da money buh im dat type of person dat try shit my self before i buy anything. now if dis fails hell yea ima got get da real shit so yall can hop off my dick and quit hatein...

now dat i got da cleared up....

remember i said i dug up a ditch till i got to da good soil?
well i did dat again and mixed it with the piss soil so dat the plant has natural soil plus fertilizer i got new seeds to germinate buh da ones that i planted before are still in there.. i add old stems and crums, roaches so the seeds can grow around its enviroment i guess

if dis sound completely stupid to u and u cant help den just tell me da basic steps to grow it so wen i do get paid i can get da real shit i kno i need mericle grow but IS DAT ALL? DO I NEED ANYTHING ELSE i need to kno so i can have an estimte on how much i gotta spend on dis. the rest of my money well u kno goin straight to da weed man lol

estimate - about $250, at least

Don't feed the trolls.........

hester babe, what the fuck are you thinkin??? you know you cant do that shit. Dont ever, ever, EVER use your urine. You think your gonna wanna, or ANYONE else for that matter is gonna wana smoke on your piss plants??
no. dont use your urine.


















...Use MY urine. its awesome stuff. depending on the chemical ingestion du'jour, it changes color, and sometimes smells like gatorade, so that takes care of enhancing smell, n sometimes when i eat enough watermelons n oranges, i hear from people my piss tastes almost citrusy too. Yuuuuuup, all in all ima have to say that my urine is A+++ in my book at least. So yeah, dont use your urine chickey, your crazy if you dont use my premium shit

go to homedepot or lowes or what you got.
MG one bag-..3.00
perlite one bag 4.50
if homedepot one pack of cfl 4.88or hps 79.00+ mh 69.00+
nut all perpose 7 drop system 4.50
1gal pot or soda bot 2l or 1gal milk cut 3/4 from the top
and a nice place to grow .
this will get you started for about a 3 week,at that point 250.00 is more like it .the plan may be less if you can get some good at hand

help the guy , when you started you had no information like now.
look at at the GROEFAG for more information

WTF??? I don't use urine on my plants. Urine has ammonia in it, bad for plants. King, I want some of your weed. This is a troll tread.