The Rhyming Thread.

BLUNTBUSTA

Member
Just a place to spit some rhymes and battle. So here is a rhyme i just wrote.
Battle ready armor, inclues a full suit of body armor i got the lisps just like the hisss. from a snake thats been charmed and i stay ready always armed and you see that gat u betta be alarmed cus you wont leave this battle unharmed.


Just wrote this while being hella high. I got mango papers rolled with mungo.
 

Tryingtomastrkush

Well-Known Member
Shit I got stacks and gats and blunt wraps.
when snap I'll crack this bat on the back and get ya runnin like you lookin for that crack.
Flip that doe and snort that blow cuz when I come Imma take that hoe.


Your mind is empty and spacious like the part of the brain that appreciates culture in a racist, face it you're too basic, you're neva gonna make it. Like children walkin through antarctica butt naked (plagiarized but its my favorite line)

Lol
 

Dr Greene

Well-Known Member
Yes I believe in anarchy, yes I believe in liberty, antipoverty, and barbarity. I believe that you an me can take this leave and achieve this decree that will set us free to disagree. Yes I believe in anarchy.
 

BLUNTBUSTA

Member
Anarachy Im feel starachy like the red head kid archie. I got the munchies just like Jug head so i eat ad eat till my gut hits my feet and the i trick and treat and get all the free candy go home eat some and feel dandy get a lil randy and eat a golden sandy mixed with mary jane and lay back pop in a disk and bob my head like thissss.
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
Anarachy Im feel starachy like the red head kid archie. I got the munchies just like Jug head so i eat ad eat till my gut hits my feet and the i trick and treat and get all the free candy go home eat some and feel dandy get a lil randy and eat a golden sandy mixed with mary jane and lay back pop in a disk and bob my head like thissss.
oh yes like this,

I can steal her with 1 kiss, I can feel her gettin weaker while your sittin lookin pissed, you'll never get like this, your only just a kid, let your daddy drive this caddy and keep on playin with your dick.

im always with my click, its a 9 milli with 1 clip, all i need is just one dweeb so i can bust his fuckin lip,

i never act like this, its just a rhymin diss, so its time for you to climb up on this cypher that I spilt





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BLUNTBUSTA

Member
oh yes like this,

I can steal her with 1 kiss, I can feel her gettin weaker while your sittin lookin pissed, you'll never get like this, your only just a kid, let your daddy drive this caddy and keep on playin with your dick.

im always with my click, its a 9 milli with 1 clip, all i need is just one dweeb so i can bust his fuckin lip,

i never act like this, its just a rhymin diss, so its time for you to climb up on this cypher that I spilt





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he split bit i loaded another bong hit and took it to the dome liked a bald man head thats chrome so here i stand no place to rome and im all alone so i pick up ma phone and i dial for a while find what i wanted and then i smile but u flip it vertical and now im getting pussy.(a vertical smile looks like a pussy kinda.) while i murder you so i grab this mic and a i pass it few to any one of you
 

KushKing949

New Member
a yo dont panic i grow the best organic
from the pacific to the Atlantic the buds are gigantic
take one rip and you'll be speakin spanish
like the english language just vanished
you may have minor brain damage
and wont sober up untill you eat a turkey sandwich
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
I just hit the little cherry bomb that i lit,
i like to get high when i aint workin for the pie,
stay up late and partake, I never hesitate to hit it from the vape, or smoke another bowl,

like old school, in the back yard,
watchin for moms car,
comin home from work,
she might catch me smokin dirt,

but these days im puffin sick, it only takes 1 hit, my brain is rainin with sensation when im smokin on this shit




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KushKing949

New Member
A yo i like a shaved cunt some double D's and a nice butt
a lady that caresses my junk while im takin rips of my kush nugs
see this is what i do fun i fuck a bitch for hours i got that digity dank power
to just rip apart that pink delicate flower
then we hop in the shower i get out and load the sour
she takes a rip and blows smoke all over my dick
then starts kissin it with her lips mmm thats the shit
thats what happens when u got a down as bitch
i take a few tokes now im ready for a snack
mm you know what sounds good a wet drippin snatch
im suckin on her clit while im fingerin her ass
then i flip her around stick it i her butt real slow
this is the perfect nympho that swallows my chode with her butthole
 

BLUNTBUSTA

Member
I blow not a load but smoke just took a fucking rip and i almost fucked choke but i didnt crock like my next neighbor owe my 1.50 when i gave her that sexual favor and i start to savor the big ganja nug like a big black bear i give it hug and i take a wiff and im already to start to liff. So i pack the bowl and blaze it up
 

Dr Greene

Well-Known Member
I'm a little pot leaf
Short and fluffy
Here is the bong
It's getting a little stuffy
Throw up the windows
Throw up the sash
SHIT!
Here comes mom, hide your stash
 

BLUNTBUSTA

Member
Here's comes O.Z.( the nickname of a highschool cop) time to get back to class, shit do you got a bag fa tha glass, his is a lil container for the hash, get back to school smelling like reefer, in class loudly greet my teacher, starting at thie finest girl like a creeper, so oldschool i still got a beeper,
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
your so old school you still got a beeper
this ryhme sounds so good even on your clock radio speakers
im pimp and classy, the gurls love me it aint no wonder
Im so old school, I still got jessus's beeper number
im so cold fool when im clappin with my thunder
dont get me wrong I am not the boy wonder

its the man from Pakistan with the kush the ganja master
ill be skating on the lake while i put it in her ass sir
i place it on her booty while shes screamin hit it faster
she needs her medis quik like a junky so i blast her:hump:
 

Charfizcool

Well-Known Member
your so old school you still got a beeper
this ryhme sounds so good even on your clock radio speakers
im pimp and classy, the gurls love me it aint no wonder
Im so old school, I still got jessus's beeper number
im so cold fool when im clappin with my thunder
dont get me wrong I am not the boy wonder

its the man from Pakistan with the kush the ganja master
ill be skating on the lake while i put it in her ass sir
i place it on her booty while shes screamin hit it faster
she needs her medis quik like a junky so i blast her:hump:
thats pretty dope +rep
 

Cap K

Well-Known Member
Kill tha noise and dead tha jokes
let grown men have a moment show these boys how to go for broke
with poise i wrote
these lines you quote
but dont promote
mimickry cause it could destroy your throat
later for industry hopes
Gridlock to da fullest!
submercible on the way to the top with a bullet
now I rock like I'm cynical
I roll blunts lookin cylidrical
and they pull perfectly
yeah, word to me!
I do my best not to chill where the burgers be
I only state it as a matter of fact so if your featers get ruffled
then my dude we can tussle
six servings of you placed neatly in a duffle
for the gators
yo are there any other haters
it's mad mouths to feed we ready to cater
wanna brag now you bleed later for later
intricately simple but you can't compute the data!
 

Charfizcool

Well-Known Member
Kill tha noise and dead tha jokes
let grown men have a moment show these boys how to go for broke
with poise i wrote
these lines you quote
but dont promote
mimickry cause it could destroy your throat
later for industry hopes
Gridlock to da fullest!
submercible on the way to the top with a bullet
now I rock like I'm cynical
I roll blunts lookin cylidrical
and they pull perfectly
yeah, word to me!
I do my best not to chill where the burgers be
I only state it as a matter of fact so if your featers get ruffled
then my dude we can tussle
six servings of you placed neatly in a duffle
for the gators
yo are there any other haters
it's mad mouths to feed we ready to cater
wanna brag now you bleed later for later
intricately simple but you can't compute the data!
If that was off the top of your head you're phenomenal:leaf: Sick flow!
 

Cap K

Well-Known Member
Technically I don't put pen to pad, but I did'nt come up with that on the spot. Shall we say that's been sittin in my hardrive for a minute, but glad you like homie.
 

Cap K

Well-Known Member
Actually my dude if you go to datpiff.com you will find The Manhattan Project which is a little mixtape that my group Gridlock put out a couple months ago. You can listen to, upload, download, whatever but we sure could use some more listens and downloads. By the way it's free!!!
 
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