the stoner work force... what do you do?

primeralives

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im in the lobster industry, its the perfect job for a stoner me and my boss smoke and drink all day...
what do you do??
 

videoman40

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I'm in the gourmet food business, so when your done with the lobsters primeralives, they come to me.
Peace
 

Pseudonym

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I'm currently an unemployed student, but I just got a call for an interview with Domino's. Yup, I'll be delivering pizza to all you stoners out there.

It's weird, I literally got the call 20 minutes ago.
 

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
I'm a technical advisor for a 12v corporation. I sit on my ass all day, tell people how to hook shit up in cars, and fuck around on websites like this. When I was an installer that was the shit because I could stay BLOWED all day, now I have succumbed to corporate America........:rolleyes:
 

IntheCloset46

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Tile Man...ceramics ,marble..etc.....hit the bowl pretty much every time i need somthin from the truck..which is often
 

midgradeindasouth

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My last job I workded for a phone company doing customer service.
The company was bought by a bigger company so I got layed off.
I have been on severance and unemployment for going on 10 months.

I have been trying to get another job.
It is hard to get a job when you are a convicted felon. (gun law violation in 2000)
Oh well, it will be seven years here in July so after that I do not have to put it down on an application that asks for convictions within the last 7 yrs.
I think I am going to start playing the lotto.

Nowadays people act like you are a convict or a terrorist if you have a felony



Glad to see you are back Video.
 

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
I feel you dude----I'm not convicted but my girl is (possesion of extasy with intent)---she can't even get a job cleaning motel rooms:wall:
 

Beaner

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I have such a stoner job, i am caretaker of my apartment building, all i do is vacume the halls once or twice a week and clean up around the front of the building and junk, in the summer 4 hours a week tops, with an odd appartment to scrub every month or two when somone moves out. The job comes with a free 1 bedroom appartment as the only pay. luckily i got a little grow cab and a hardworking girlfriend or i would starve!!
 

TheConstantGardner

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self employed IT technology consultant.

After a day of dealing with morons plugging usb cables into network switches and then trying to troubleshoot "network printer connectivity issues" over the phone I'm ready for a fat bowl.
 

fdd2blk

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welder mostly aluminum and stainless. we build wineries. you can find me hanging out at the truck with the tile guy. what? he has a tool i need to use.
 
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