Johnny Retro
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No fuckin way the assemble that shit
I always thought they had a special guy do that?
No more carnival rides for me..
I always thought they had a special guy do that?
No more carnival rides for me..
The 'Thankfull I Got A Jobby-Job' Thread
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CrackerJax
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I can remember one time I was down in Ponce Puerto rico and we went down to the Yacht Club one night as they were having a concert and a carnival. We had two of my sisters kids with us my wife's parents. I was sucking down the rum and cokes pretty well with my Pop in law.... they cost a buck and come PR style... strong.
Well after three too many my nephew wants to go on the ride that you stand up in ... a big circle and it revolves around and then starts to tilt while it's spinning...? We could see the concert from the ride. Well about halfway through a two minute ride.... I'm starting to turn green...
I'm like... Just maintain Cracker.... maintain!!! Don't projectile vomit on that 8 year old across the way... I look down now as we are fully tilted, straining through the revolutions to see if the operator is gonna hit that bloody off switch.
What do I see??? The dude is facing the other way watching the F'N concert!!! We're just spinning and spinning... the kids are having a ball and screaming..... I thought I was gonna die.
Those were some of the longest minutes I've ever spent.... I did not throw up, and it took every bit of strength not to..... but I was finished for the night after that.
Carnies..... I wanted to choke him.
Well after three too many my nephew wants to go on the ride that you stand up in ... a big circle and it revolves around and then starts to tilt while it's spinning...? We could see the concert from the ride. Well about halfway through a two minute ride.... I'm starting to turn green...
I'm like... Just maintain Cracker.... maintain!!! Don't projectile vomit on that 8 year old across the way... I look down now as we are fully tilted, straining through the revolutions to see if the operator is gonna hit that bloody off switch. What do I see??? The dude is facing the other way watching the F'N concert!!! We're just spinning and spinning... the kids are having a ball and screaming..... I thought I was gonna die.
Those were some of the longest minutes I've ever spent.... I did not throw up, and it took every bit of strength not to..... but I was finished for the night after that.
Carnies..... I wanted to choke him.
SlikWiLL13
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yeah, and they usually put them up after driving them from the last show, in the middle of the night, drinking...
LOL @ special guy!....theyre special alright!
milowerx96
Active Member
I Grow medi pot and my card holders split my rent and electric so I only pay 25%. So that being said I work 20 HRS a week get tips and for the most part just chill. Move to Oregon!!!!!!
SlikWiLL13
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sounds great, but this is the fourth of fifth time today ive read you hollering about moving to Oregon...are you sure you dont sell real estate in oregon?
CrackerJax
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No, he's on the dole and needs to recruit 5 new taxpayers ... it's a new quota system brought to you by Oregoon Govt.
SlikWiLL13
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is oregon one of those 'relief' heavy states like good 'ol wisconsin?
'oregoon'? not a typo, huh?
CrackerJax
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No, not a typo... yes another wingnut experiment..... everything is free until there's no one left to fleece. Businesses run away... ppl leave.
It was many years ago and I don't remember the details, but it was either wiscAHnsin or minnesoDa that drastically opened up its benefits and welfare eligibility.... All the deadbeats ran across the border from other states to get the free lunch.....
Kind of reminds me of Oregoon. Nice trees though.
But the lumberjack has been replaced by Metrosexual Hop Along Cassidy's.....
It was many years ago and I don't remember the details, but it was either wiscAHnsin or minnesoDa that drastically opened up its benefits and welfare eligibility.... All the deadbeats ran across the border from other states to get the free lunch.....
Kind of reminds me of Oregoon. Nice trees though.
But the lumberjack has been replaced by Metrosexual Hop Along Cassidy's.....SlikWiLL13
Well-Known Member
No, not a typo... yes another wingnut experiment..... everything is free until there's no one left to fleece. Businesses run away... ppl leave.
It was many years ago and I don't remember the details, but it was either wiscAHnsin or minnesoDa that drastically opened up its benefits and welfare eligibility.... All the deadbeats ran across the border from other states to get the free lunch.....
Kind of reminds me of Oregoon. Nice trees though.
i lived in northern wisconsin for 2 yrs roofing log cabins. it was the most depressing place ive ever lived in my life(i grew up in some pretty ghetto areas too!) the worst part is, all the deadbeat cheeseheads hated illinois folks....called us F.I.B.'s(fucking illinois bastards). but none of them stop to think that all thir 'relief' money comes from illinois people coming up and spending our money in thier state. seriously, what industry does wisconsin have besides lumber related business? beer? thats a little joke in itself.
sorry, wisconsin rant.
check this, been on a reggae kick lately -
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CrackerJax
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I'm sorry, what'd you say? I was in the kitchen making a cheese sammich.....
SlikWiLL13
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CrackerJax
New Member
Yah, having a sense of cheese humor is gouda.
SlikWiLL13
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thats enough of that now.
*looks around and hollers*
'Glad i got a job!'
there back on track...
CrackerJax
New Member
Glad I don't need a job.....
JimmyPot
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I hate straight type work and people so gun ho to kill them self to line some other guys pockets.I don't care how hard it is to get a job I hate a job.The only way to be truly free in this world is to have your own bizzness.Do what you love work hard at that and one day the money comes.Don't lie to yourself and say you love being a plumber,House painter or pencil pusher or key puncher in a cubical.If you would quit your job after hitting the lotto you don't love it.If after hitting the lotto you expand your bizz you do love it.
JimmyPot
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Love that boxer in your avatar!!!!Ol timer!I always have one too.
SlikWiLL13
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wow! thanks for the blast of negativity. i dont recall making a thread about people who love thier job, but i did make one where people could express how thier thankfull they have a means to survive.
some people dont want thier own business, they are happy to work for somebody else. and the gung-ho(a gun ho is a bitch that wourk ant da gun shop) people are the ones who get the raises to make the money to actually EARN thier own business and dont need to win the lotto.
CrackerJax
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Self owned business? Jimmy.... you will never have a more difficult job than that right there. I guarantee that one..... unless one week into it you hit the lottery.