supersillybilly
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Bloodsport. Not seen that in years.lol I downloaded the Hangover 2
The UK Growers Thread!
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tip top toker
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I gotta play mr hospitable and friendly for a few days so who knows what i'll actually end up doing or watching this weekend.
dura72
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i m reckoning round 4.
supersillybilly
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Lets hope its not gay porn ttt.lol
dura72
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shit mate, your trying to fish around where seals are!!! good luck wae that buddy, those fuckers are experts and the fish that escape them are liable to be too fuckin smart tae be caught wae sum bait!! ahd have a wee saunter around lookin for a quieter spot although what i will say is that if there are seals there then there are definetly fish as well. im not sure if seals feed at particular times of the day.
dura72
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ive got the junkies down stairs goin at it with the bangin and shouting routine....not happy....trouble is ahve got my wee lad today.... so do i call the cops(kinda against the rules), do i just put up with it, or do i tie the kid to the child gate, lift my axe or sword and go and fuckin sort it .....seriously tempted to the latter but if i get lifted im fucked...im still on bail and the kid abondment would get me a serious sentence.
supersillybilly
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Fucking hate junkie. They are up late though. Usually heavy gouched by now
dura72
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aye, ah heard them partying earlier, they musta been drinkin or sumthin(unusual for junkies i know)and it was ok it was just little noise from their open window thru my open window but at sum point theres been a wee falling out, it was bird coz ah cld hear the high pitch voice and she's battering the door geein it laldy tae get back in. it jist went on too long, and i dont have the most patient of natures. its still happenin sporadically. im cool with it just now....and ahll give them an hour or so...but dependent on mood it will stop. one way or another.
supersillybilly
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Take her into yours and get your baws sucked empty for a tenner, mibby a fiver if shes hard up. Thats wot i would do
tip top toker
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My flat is full of female cackling, not what i signed up for!
dura72
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ok bill just nip up to mine , we'll call it £7.50 as long as u tickle ma arse while yer daein it.
dura72
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When I was 8 I went shopping with my dad the day before my birthday. He went to buy some cigarettes and I ran off to the man at the till and told him not to sell them to my dad because I didn't want my daddy to die. When he came up to buy his stuff, the man told him the story. He broke down in tears in the middle of the store, picked me up and took me home without the cigarettes. The next day, he told me that as my birthday present, he had given up smoking for good.
Cunt, I asked for a bike.
Cunt, I asked for a bike.
dura72
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TEXTING for Seniors
The kids have all their little SMS codes... like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the seniors:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In
The kids have all their little SMS codes... like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the seniors:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In
Griffta
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hahaha!
Right then, just bought the Haye fight. Fucking hope I dont smoke myself into a coma and fall asleep (or that its over in 30 seconds)
Cmon Hayemaker, launch one on to his big rusky face.
Whats that copy of hangover 2 like ssbilly? I was looking for one earlier but couldnt find a good one.
dura72
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know....
Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know....
Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
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