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the girl and me were on the rocks. She'd accused me of wanking too much and not exercising enough, so she bought me a pedometer and told me that she'd leave me unless it showed 50 miles by the end of the week.

I just strapped it to my wrist then went on Pornhub.
 
I know it's old and immature but i'm sily stoned and more silly drunk :D vodka this that and the other followed by indian beers :) whoo

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I iahve new people living downstairs as of this morning despite my leak on their bedroom, hopefully they appreciate loud saturday nights
 
That or i just showed my fatmate my grow Fingers crossed from here :D I just reckon it's gonna be a pretty good smoke out from here on out, no more hiding how much i have available :D that's always the give and tell,
 
Got home from work landlords been and gone all work finished so i guess its happy days :D , my veg cab seemed to really appreciate the darkness its always 24hr but they seem alot more pointy now. Havent checked the flower cab has put the time back on so will check in the morning when it comes on. Cant wait to move somewhere else so i can grow some trees im fed up with space restriction already. fuck i wish i had some smoke south dealers are too lazy !
 
dura72 said:
the 3rd one is shit. the first two are miles better and in my opinion the 2nd is the best. the 3rd is only worth watching just to complete the story but its not up too much as a film, i personally prefer the book, think ive read it over 30 times now( i can actually quote fuckin parts of it!! (sad , eh?)). the original book only covers the first two films and only suggest the events in the 3rd vaguely , i dont know for certain but it seems the like the 3rd film was cobbled together just to cash in on the success , dont even know if the author , mario putzo, was even involved(cant be arsed googlig to find out either).
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yeah it wasnt anywhere near as good as the other 2, but I knew that going into it. As you said, just wanted to finish it off, Putzo's name appeared at the end so guess he was involved. the first 2 are brilliant tho.
 
Ontheball said:
Got home from work landlords been and gone all work finished so i guess its happy days :D , my veg cab seemed to really appreciate the darkness its always 24hr but they seem alot more pointy now. Havent checked the flower cab has put the time back on so will check in the morning when it comes on. Cant wait to move somewhere else so i can grow some trees im fed up with space restriction already. fuck i wish i had some smoke south dealers are too lazy !
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Damn man, i never let foreigners into my flat when i'm at work, if my landlord sais they need to look at or change something etc, it's either while i'm around else i', taking the day off work. Like you, can't wait to be done with these bloody restrictions. But whey, i can water at my leisure again, not tiptoeing about the tulip beds.
 
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hotdogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some arse in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"

No shit Sherlock!....
....It's not like it could get much fucking worse!
 
Got 5 liters of isporponol alcohol or whatever it's called in the post and also bought an ona block while i was at it. Anyone know which colour doesn't smell, remember don saying that one smelt like school loo's or something.
 
tip top toker said:
Got 5 liters of isporponol alcohol or whatever it's called in the post and also bought an ona block while i was at it. Anyone know which colour doesn't smell, remember don saying that one smelt like school loo's or something.
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Polar crystal is the one which smells like school bogs if i remember right, used one a good while ago.
 
I got the 'fresh linen' one & thought it was deffo the school bogs stinking one. Then I took it away from the exit fan on my tent and just put it in the corner of the hall of my flat and it was much more bearable lol.
 
One of em is deffo a school bogs smell, i'll be fucked if i can remember which one i had but the first thing that came into my head was the bogs at school lol. Used one to mask the smell when i had some bud hanging in the garage, done the trick.
 
Ah ya cunt, just had to ruin what has been a rather great day :D Not to worry though, this one can go in my veg cupboard and that means i can dry my weed in there propperly instead of the flash drying that occurs in my 600w cupboard :p for the price you pay though, i gotta increase my income somehow.. :p
 
Don't put it in with the weed m8. Just sit it outside your grow. Rumour has it, it can take the smell out your weed. People buy with their noses when it comes to weed
 
Better remove the smell than make em smell of school bogs :D the weed would be separated off, maybe i'll do a trial with a bud, i just don't fancy having that thing ponging away at the end of my bed if i can help it :p :p
 
here is there a reason why me plants have stopped smelling but have started puttin out lotsa trichs?its like the painters hav been in without the red paint eh!?
 
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