The UK Growers Thread!

[Gavstar76]

the main reason i started growing... fucking prices are stupid. i remember when you used to get 3 gram bags for £20. i only sell to 1 close friend and he gets 3 gram bags for £20. i cant even fit it into the little baggies i get from my teenager dealer but then i suppose it is only 2 grams. grr lol

Same reason for us growing that and the little wankers selling it wet or adding shit to it to gain weight. Had 1 guy that never flushed his plants i think, bi thick black ash and the smoke tasted like shit so that was the icing on the cake lol

 

[dura72]

mmmm....mibbe no....the wee cheeky wan seems tae have woken me.

 

[allywado]

ok, so 2 pints, 4 halfs and 2 shooters, along wae a line of white and i dont feel any better. whats the next stage? think ahll go for a wee snooze.

Wee disco nap then get up n neck a hof bottle, thats ma wee pals party piece hahaha. The wee cunt bounces aff walls til somecunt throws an eccy doon his gullet n sobers him up haahaha

 

[bamslayer]

i was cuttin peat las night that lookd like proper hash,need a gud bit o tasty oxo cube

 

[Gavstar76]

Got a bottle of this for me b'day and it is gorgeous if you get a chance try it. its sweet and smooth and goes down like water

 

[Airwave]

Got a bottle of this for me b'day and it is gorgeous if you get a chance try it. its sweet and smooth and goes down like water

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I don't know how people can drink that stuff. Just the smell of whiskey makes me heave.

 

[Gavstar76]

I don't know how people can drink that stuff. Just the smell of whiskey makes me heave.

lol my dad buys me different 1 now for me birthday and christmas, used to be glenfiditch but for christmas he got me this one which was much more peaty and hotter after taste lol. love a nice scotch but the cheap stuff is just like lighter fluid in a class.

 

[tip top toker]

12 hours since i started working, i'm bushed, think alcohol is warranted.

I just read a news story about how the navy dredged up a live german 2000lb mine and then lost it. Wait, sorry it's not lost they just don't seem to know where it is but no, they do know where it is, honest.

 

[Gavstar76]

mate after 12 hours of work a good smoke and drink is the law let alone warranted eh lol

 

[sambo020482]

mate after 12 hours of work a good smoke and drink is the law let alone warranted eh lol[


dont start using swear words like work round here please m8 lololol

 

[Gavstar76]

dont start using swear words like work round here please m8 lololol

lol mate i was awoken sharply by that word myself thats why i had to answer

 

[tip top toker]

Ha, i don't know what you guys do with yoruselves. I get bored sitting around home after a full days work, what in fuck would happen if i had no job, i'd go batshit coco loco. It's all good though, this week has bought me a volcano which i'll hopefully be ordering or picking up on monday or tuesday, and it didn't involve compromising my cannabis stash so i say fuck you i just won! cannabis and a volcano, not much use if ya've had to sell ya buds to buy it

Take it away Frank, i'm starting to peak!

 

[Airwave]

12 hours since i started working, i'm bushed, think alcohol is warranted.

I just read a news story about how the navy dredged up a live german 2000lb mine and then lost it. Wait, sorry it's not lost they just don't seem to know where it is but no, they do know where it is, honest.

Jesus, 2000lbs? That's enough to sink a battleship. What chance does some poor fisherman have?

"Hey Len, I think I've got a big one here" (struggles to wind it in) "Jesus, she's a monster, I can't budge her an inch!"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

 

[tip top toker]

Hell yeah man, i'm still confused though. Sea mines i've seen have large contact pin detonators if thats even close to the technical term, so naturally they dredge it up, being drage something thourhg the mud and silt and force it out, hmmmm.

It's now bringing me back to a book we read, but were not suposed to read, when about 10 years old at school in english, the wasp factory..

Frank occupies himself with his rituals and an array of weapons (from his catapult, to home-made flame throwers and pipe bombs) to control the island. He goes for long walks and runs, and occasionally gets drunk with his dwarf friend Jamie in the local pub. Other than that, Frank has almost no contact with the world outside his island and admits he is afraid of it due to what it did to his brother, Eric.

If i recall, Jamie and he were at the beach and he saw a large bomb pointing out of the sand, so he gave his brother a length of wood, told him it was a bell and to hit it as hard as he could and that he'd run a long way away and see if he oculd hear it. Funny book but rather twisted trust the scottish to be fucked in the head Jamie acomplished all of that, including two other murders in his family, before he was even ten

 

[Gavstar76]

Ha, i don't know what you guys do with yoruselves. I get bored sitting around home after a full days work, what in fuck would happen if i had no job, i'd go batshit coco loco.

Mate life sucks since i was made redundant in 2009 and Cash flow is shite. I was ok for 1st 12 months it felt like a nice holiday but since then i have been dieing to get back to work, i am gonna just be a trolly boy at tescos at this rate i think lmao

 

[tip top toker]

Mate life sucks since i was made redundant in 2009 and Cash flow is shite. I was ok for 1st 12 months it felt like a nice holiday but since then i have been dieing to get back to work, i am gonna just be a trolly boy at tescos at this rate i think lmao

Trolley boy in tesco don't sound like it'll get you of and abroad much, sell that passport bitch i think i'm gonna sell mine, fuck all use for it, not to mention i don't need it to travel however much they'd like to persuade you you do, that is one of the rights granted to me as a human, freedom of travel

 

[sambo020482]

well my day at the office took me bout 20mins lols

some last grow n current grow pics all around day 40 of 12/12

and only need to sell my passport would be to stop me going places lol canada,thailand,trinidad,australia,most of europe to name a few lol

 

[Gavstar76]

was a welder and no call for them around this way anymore so i am fooked. Am used to £9-10 an hour for single time thats one of the reasons i havnt found work yet as the money is wank but like i said soon enough any job will do as long as it pays the bills and gets me out the house D'oh

 

[RobbieP]

work sucks... in the words of the almighty Dura .. God bless the welfare state

 

[Gavstar76]

Oh and sorry sambo nice pics mate hope my girls look like that at 40 days 12/12