The UK Growers Thread!
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baklawa
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Scotland would be cool. I love Scotland. Scotland is proper north.
This is just basically the bit of England they send people out of spite, I think. I picked it because I found a gorgeous house with a gorgeous garden for a really good price. Now I know why the price was so good. It was karma. The Universe is punishing me for a decade of happiness, highs and hot weather.
Ontheball
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scotland newcastle liverpool yorkshire manchester jesus you pretty much covered most on england with that one line lol
baklawa
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lol actually you got it in 5
Yorkshire (well, part of it).Is it just me or has English rain shrunk? The raindrops themselves, I mean. I'm sure they never used to be so sneaky, halfhearted and irritatingly tiny. I have many fond memories of getting soaking wet in the rain - luckily for me I love rain - not merely coated in a thin film of damp.
OK, my brief hibernation resolved one burning question in my mind: what happened to England in my absence? Answer: It can only be the EU. England stinks of EU regulations. Everything annoying about England seems to be traceable back to some EU regulation or other (apart from the rain, but then again, who knows? Maybe the EU ruled that big fat raindrops are a waste of water or bad for driving visibility or discriminatory in some way, and demanded that England shrank their raindrops).
England used to be gloriously, defiantly, vibrantly eccentric. Eccentric and unique and illogical and did not care what the rest of the world thought. Also, England used to be the opposite of standardized. Each village, each town, each individual pub was utterly unique. Now I have to constantly check my sat nav to confirm that I have indeed reached a different county/ region, and haven't been stuck on the automotive equivalent of a treadmill or hamster wheel for the past 4 hours.
Hey, one thing the EU didn't manage to eradicate - the English Apology Reflex. I nearly burst into nostalgic tears the other day when I accidentally barged into somebody grappling with their shopping, and before I had time to even open my mouth to apologize, the victim had already jumped in with the sincerest and most heartfelt of apologies. Awww.
supersillybilly
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Fuck England........apart fae Geordies, coz they are really Scottish
Don Gin and Ton
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cheeky sod.
baklawa, yorkshire, aint exactly the densest populated area to try and score in. should have come to newcastle. its not much further and the people dont talk like they tend cows all day long.
i fuckin love baklawa! stuffs well tasty. but again finding good quality stuff is hard to do unless you live in little kurdsville
Don Gin and Ton
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anyone see the piers morgan interview with gzza? normally id prefer to blind myself with fish hooks than watch piers 'why the fuck am i famous' morgan but gazza had me in stitches and near tears. he's a broken man. pained me to see it. still made me buckle up.
piers small organ:
so do you blame the football being taken away from you or yourself for the alcoholism??
Gazza:
naaah piers i blame the off license.
fuckin legend.
piers small organ:
so do you blame the football being taken away from you or yourself for the alcoholism??
Gazza:
naaah piers i blame the off license.
fuckin legend.
baklawa
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Just snorted coffee all over my monitor. Ah man, first belly-laugh of the week
As for baklava... Actually it's not that impossible to make yourself. The only tricky bit is the tissue-thin pastry and you can get that ready-made. I'll send you a batch next time I go into a cooking frenzy.
Don Gin and Ton
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sure i could do a swap for some green gold 
baklawa
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Good ole barter systemsure i could do a swap for some green gold
You got any use for my right arm as well?
Don Gin and Ton
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haha i've got one thanks!
baklawa
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It's pure chauvinism, that's what it is. People see a woman loitering hopefully in a seedy area and they think "soliciting". Then they clock the brat handcuffed to a nearby bench and think "no thanks."
If every mother had unrestricted access to herbal medication, there'd be a lot fewer cases of infanticide, suicide, divorce etc. I'm convinced that this is the source of the unruffled serenity of famously angelic mothers like, umm, Mother Theresa.
If every mother had unrestricted access to herbal medication, there'd be a lot fewer cases of infanticide, suicide, divorce etc. I'm convinced that this is the source of the unruffled serenity of famously angelic mothers like, umm, Mother Theresa.
baklawa
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But mine is special. It makes baklava, for a start.
supersillybilly
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Here Don. Extra right arm = extra wanking arm
Don Gin and Ton
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tempting but my lass might ask questions if an arm showed up in the post.
you could start at the local headshop obviously they wont sell you any but the customers who visit are only up to one thing eh
next step is the grow shop. get yourself set up. most of the dope the youths punt is chink grown bollocks. you may aswell set light to a tenner instead
you could start at the local headshop obviously they wont sell you any but the customers who visit are only up to one thing eh
next step is the grow shop. get yourself set up. most of the dope the youths punt is chink grown bollocks. you may aswell set light to a tenner instead
Don Gin and Ton
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hahah the ghost wank.
supersillybilly
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3rd arm would get the trimming done faster aswel. Fucking chink weed. Selling oz's my way for 2 ton. And thats in bulk tae. Wait till I get these livers out. The same people who r offering me 10oz of chink for 2 quid r in for a shock
Don Gin and Ton
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fuckin bet they are haha what do you reckon 250's? more?