The UK Growers Thread!

[tip top toker]

Erm, right. OK. We girls have another term for that.

What's that then? Payback? lol

I used to have a huge thing about smoked salmon, but when i was a fishmonger i pretty much had an unliited amount available, entire 2kg sides at times. Lobster is one of the best, langoustine rock, i can't get enough of morcombe bay potte shrimp, and while crabs are nice, i prefere just making daisy chans with em. You let one grab onto your arm, then you get another, and he grabs onto that one with his feet, and repeat i think 6 was my record before they start piercing ya skin from the weight

Samphire is amaaazing, i'd just stand there eating it raw We get huge quantities of it from the beaches and such a few miles away.

Whelks are pretty nice!

 

[UKHG]

TTT your just plain nasty yukkkkyyy

 

[baklawa]

First time I had samphire I ended up tipping the dish to lick up the last drops of dressing The stallholder told me to soak away the sandy soil, lightly poach the whole plant, then remove the fleshy fronds from the woody stalks - and dress with nothing more than loads of crushed garlic, EVOO and a squeeze of lemon - mate it was the closest I've ever come to marrying a warm salad Utterly delectable. Not sure how you'd eat it raw - unless there are several different varieties?

 

[tip top toker]

And i now realise i told a lie baklawa i used to dispatch lobsters ad crabs on a daily basis, knife tip on the top of their head and shank that fucker up. We also used to fillet live fish

To eat raw, you wash it and pop it in your mouth lovely salty flavour.

 

[baklawa]

TTT your just plain nasty yukkkkyyy

Somebody give the man some opium

OK, who sees potential in number seven on this list? Adapted to specific plants, of course. Perfect way to get the kiddies involved in the family trade, too.

 

[baklawa]

And i now realise i told a lie baklawa i used to dispatch lobsters ad crabs on a daily basis, knife tip on the top of their head and shank that fucker up. We also used to fillet live fish

To eat raw, you wash it and pop it in your mouth lovely salty flavour.

I knew I sensed an undercurrent of bloodthirsty violence. I like it. You and the brat will get on fine.

 

[Griffta]

Hey Griffta, Im just about to watch Treasure Island, the new one with Eddie Izzard as John Silver. Looks good

I'm on it. I wanted to watch it over chrimbo but my sky has decided to stop recording (and no fucking knob'ed engineers are coming round here till mid to late feb lol)

 

[supersillybilly]

Im going to watch Treasure Island in bed. Need to go into the "cow center" tomorrow(my pet name for my call center) Taking on 2 new slaves, I mean staff. I love government schemes. We get 2 people for 6 months and the government pays their wages. I never interview them so hopefully they are ok. Im not allowed to interview anymore coz Im not PC enough. Last interview I told a girl that I didn't want her taking days off coz her "child is unwell". Nearly had a law suit on that one, hence it was agreed I will stay well clear of interviews

 

[baklawa]

Im going to watch Treasure Island in bed. Need to go into the "cow center" tomorrow(my pet name for my call center) Taking on 2 new slaves, I mean staff. I love government schemes. We get 2 people for 6 months and the government pays their wages. I never interview them so hopefully they are ok. Im not allowed to interview anymore coz Im not PC enough. Last interview I told a girl that I didn't want her taking days off coz her "child is unwell". Nearly had a law suit on that one, hence it was agreed I will stay well clear of interviews

Well they have a point. You shouldn't discriminate against skivers, I mean the motivationally challenged.

 

[baklawa]

Seeing as everybody is watching something and I'm feeling motivationally challenged, I may as well raid Pandora's Box, I mean the box of miscellaneous junk left behind by one of the last tenants - I'm sure I saw a bunch of DVDs glinting in there that first day when I had a superficial peep at the contents in order to be able to slap a label on top ("TTT's Future Home").

 

[PUKKA BUD]

Hey Baklawa you remind me off Dr Amber T an how she writes, you no her??

 

[tip top toker]

" I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."

 

[baklawa]

" I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."

Fuckinell man, they told me the previous tenant was an elderly widowed lady... I thought the oven was a bit too overgrown with ectoplasm and fungus and stuff to gel with the widowed lady claim... anyway - Midget Gangbang? Midget Gangbang?!?! Is that, erm, a mainstream turn-on?!

 

[baklawa]

Hey Baklawa you remind me off Dr Amber T an how she writes, you no her??

Not on a conscious, temporal level

 

[Griffta]

Fuckinell man, they told me the previous tenant was an elderly widowed lady... I thought the oven was a bit too overgrown with ectoplasm and fungus and stuff to gel with the widowed lady claim... anyway - Midget Gangbang? Midget Gangbang?!?! Is that, erm, a mainstream turn-on?!

she was a horny old lady, ruhspek

 

[cheddar1985]

Wtf is goin on with this thread bal my body is a temple so you d think wot u need to know about cardiovascular and how does it come in to bein pornified lmfbo? Come on man spill the beans u kill me girl ! Did u eva get round to findin a viabrator ? Fuck if not ill post u 1 then again i aint sure wot would work for u haha !!
Not long now boys and its friday again and another how many days stuck in my op got my freind and brother inlaw helpin out so should nt b to bad haha still aint lookin forward to it tho im alright growin the stuff but trimmin does nt turn me on 1 bit lmfbo!!

 

[baklawa]

Ok Cheddar mate first things first: the vibrator thing was a JOKE and communicated via PRIVATE message. Private. Secondly: yeah, this innocent-sounding place called Ann Summers is all over the place. Thirdly: not sure what would work for me either. Fuck, I'm not even sure how some of those things work. I turned this rabbit-like thing over for ages, trying to work out what was meant to go where.

Cardio thing is just for cardiovascular health, not fat burning, and I wanted to know the optimum duration/ speed/ bpm etc. for maximum heart/lung health improvement but minimum fat loss/ calorie burning (I'm trying to gain weight). Body strength is for my next road trip - I'm sick of being pillion but the bigger bikes are fuckin heavy and overall body strength/ fitness gives me more confidence with them. But as soon as any female mentions a bike passion men either get pornographic images in their head OR they assume she's a dyke. Anyway: if you know your cardio then hit me with your best advice please.

 

[newuserlol]

dont no anything bout cardio didnt no you was a women either lol into bikes too must a dyke lmao

 

[cheddar1985]

Ok Cheddar mate first things first: the vibrator thing was a JOKE and communicated via PRIVATE message. Private. Secondly: yeah, this innocent-sounding place called Ann Summers is all over the place. Thirdly: not sure what would work for me either. Fuck, I'm not even sure how some of those things work. I turned this rabbit-like thing over for ages, trying to work out what was meant to go where.

Cardio thing is just for cardiovascular health, not fat burning, and I wanted to know the optimum duration/ speed/ bpm etc. for maximum heart/lung health improvement but minimum fat loss/ calorie burning (I'm trying to gain weight). Body strength is for my next road trip - I'm sick of being pillion but the bigger bikes are fuckin heavy and overall body strength/ fitness gives me more confidence with them. But as soon as any female mentions a bike passion men either get pornographic images in their head OR they assume she's a dyke. Anyway: if you know your cardio then hit me with your best advice please.

shit wtf was that a tellin off lmfbo haha rofl
as to your q ! Do yourself a favour and dont stick to a diet it does ok for me shit i think youd be sick if u knew wot i ate to day lol just get down argos and buy yourself the cheapest set of plastic dumb bells ya can find and train for an hour in mornin and hour at night you ll soon pack in on the thing is most people think you need to push yourself to the limit to gain weight but its totally the opposite !! I say dumb bells as its easier on your own and gives u more control over balance if you dont feel incontrol your liftin to much!!

 

[cheddar1985]

dont no anything bout cardio didnt no you was a women either lol into bikes too must a dyke lmao

On it already ay pal lmfbo !