Haha, it does piss people off, but at the same time i am forever being told i'm too thin, i have to eat more, or that i'm anorexic etc, fuck off lol, i don't eat my food so much as inhale it. By current medical guidelines i am badly underweight given my height, but there's bugger all i can do about it, and i'm the "fattest" of all my siblings.
Just been out and bought some shiny new knives for me mam, but realise i need to save me a grand or so, found some knives i'd like to get for myself but just a 3" paring knife is £60 :/ Gonna do chicken breasts stuffed with sage and tallegio wrapped in pancetta cooked in a white wine and stock sauce for dinner