The UK Growers Thread!

[IC3M4L3]

DOGS CAN'T SMELL, you heard it here on the UK thread, it must be fact. lmao. Ok then IC3. Obviously a handler has to direct a dog, and if it can't sniff drugs through a parcel/envelope then it probably isn't a dog, lol.
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LOOK, wen i lived and was dealing scag,, i was busted numerouse times and they never found shit,
also wen u go thru jail u get sniffed, at at 25+ sentences and remands under my belt i reckobn i know what im talking about,
also they do use sniffers at royal mail and at the mail depot from them cumming in the country,, they just throw a load of mail out on the floor and get the dog to walk over sniffing, so if its packed corectly ul be fine its only random unless u been snithced

so dst enough of the piss taking, just coz i spell like shit that does not mean i dont know shit

 

[mrt1980]

the only way theyd find out was you is if the physically took ur pc,, but for a buyer they wouldnt unless u was buying to sell,, i reckon the cops be more interested in the sellers than the buyers

thats the main reason i wouldnt want anything sent here. if i had it sent to a mate, he could deny it and they wouldnt be able to find any proof. if they took my computer they'd have all my growing info too

 

[mrt1980]

dogs can only sniff for certain things for so long, i've been stopped by a dog search at festivals with coke pills and weed stashed about me and patted the dog and through the doors.

you could always msg the vendor and ask them to do you a special request parcel.

i thought that too at a festival. i smothed the dogd head with 50 pills down my boxers and 2 skunk joints but i thought later on it was probably for croud control and not a sniffer dog

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

fucking rush init nowt like lighting up just through the doors lol

bestival is a fucking awesome festival, security are practically non existent, walking into the main arena with a can in one hand and big reefa in the other lol

 

[TicKle]

i got ejected from T in the park, damn sniffer dogs, had 3 bagged up 1/8's of some homegrown in a tub of pringles, our lass packed it up, put the little foil seal in place and away we went, wasent expecting a 3 hour wait in line so i decided to roll me a quick joint, never put the seal back properly, anyway, when going to hand ticket over, the dog walked straight over to me and sat down, next thing i know was being carried into some tent and told to strip starkers, was fukking shitting it as he was unpacking bag, especially as he noticed the burst seal on the pringles box, he opended it, took out 1 bag of skunk (the others were still under some crisps) then took my ticket off me and told me to go home (as he put the bag of skunk in his sleeve pocket<WTF) no evidence bag, never heard owt from that, cost me 350 sheets to get another ticket. Thing is, i had a foldaway bed that i was keeping near my growroom ventspace, and the dog smelt that as my bro tried to take it back thru gate after and got stopped by dog also.

 

[Closetgardner]

Afternoon fuckers, snow's coming down hard now

 

[TicKle]

btw, had done the same thing like 7 years prior (took pot into festivals) and dogs never noticed me before.....maybe i just looked stoned due to boredom joint while waiting..

 

[The2TimEr]

fucking rush init nowt like lighting up just through the doors lol

bestival is a fucking awesome festival, security are practically non existent, walking into the main arena with a can in one hand and big reefa in the other lol

I did creamfeilds back in 08, 5 of us queing to get into the main arena amongst thousands of others, we all had garry ablets on us and 2 out of 5 of us were stopped, dogs sniffed past all of us aswel.

 

[mrt1980]

fucking rush init nowt like lighting up just through the doors lol

bestival is a fucking awesome festival, security are practically non existent, walking into the main arena with a can in one hand and big reefa in the other lol

it was but i was only 20 at the time with no worries or anything. howard marks was there that year, my mate got introduced to him but i was off my face going on one of those bungy balls. thats a good laugh when your off it

 

[Mastergrow]

Any of u guys ever go to the tidy weekenders in Prestatyn? Never been but heard good things about them, think the last one was maybe moved to Ibiza but there holding another one somewhere this year, known as the ideal weekender

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i've had some right close scrapes but usually get away with it. i look the type to have gear on me full stop, i get stopped going into every club.

few years back i went through security and the bloke could clearly smell my homegrown, it was lifting. he turned my bag out and pockets but didn't ask me to unzip my jacket. had a henry of green and a gram of md in a little tin in between my neck and the zip bit of my top. he spent ages going through stuff but had to let me through as the queue was getting daft.

the look on his face was priceless. i can smell it but fucked if i can find it lol.

 

[DST]

Alright IC3, don't get yer nickers in a twist. If a dog is trained to sniff for cocaine, then it will find cocaine if it is there. Dogs have been used for decades in finding hidden things, including mines in wwii that were buried in the ground, it is known a dog can sniff at least 15 feet underground. Perhaps the dog they brought was looking for something else. As for dogs sniffing you in Prison, I thought you were an expert at ramming things up where the sun don't shine. Even dogs have their limitations.

As for the mail, you don't know what the schedule of Her Majesties Customs and Excise or the Royal Mail is as far as budgets relating to what dog and dog handlers do in their weekly duties. I am questioning the amount of time they spend simply checking small envelopes and parcels. I don't think a great deal.

So we'll have to disagree on if a dogs nose works or not. Oh my....

LOOK, wen i lived and was dealing scag,, i was busted numerouse times and they never found shit,
also wen u go thru jail u get sniffed, at at 25+ sentences and remands under my belt i reckobn i know what im talking about,
also they do use sniffers at royal mail and at the mail depot from them cumming in the country,, they just throw a load of mail out on the floor and get the dog to walk over sniffing, so if its packed corectly ul be fine its only random unless u been snithced

so dst enough of the piss taking, just coz i spell like shit that does not mean i dont know shit

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

paranoia, drama and the odd argument. queensbury rules gentlemen.

fuck eastenders

 

[newuserlol]

you girls been arguing without me how dare yas lol

think ya find a large reason most packages from sr get through customs is due to the weight and it being so light that it is neither scanned or shown much interest from customs why mess about with packages so light when they got so many larger packages that could contain much more drugs.

 

[The2TimEr]

you girls been arguing without me how dare yas lol

think ya find a large reason most packages from sr get through customs is due to the weight and it being so light that it is neither scanned or shown much interest from customs why mess about with packages so light when they got so many larger packages that could contain much more drugs.

i hope your right shag, think i'm just gona order to my place tommorow, get these coins sorted tonight. sick of smoking low grade euro bar shite. i want that premium pakistani!

 

[DST]

I had to hold back on mentioning you in my post....I was nigh on lost without ya, lol.

you girls been arguing without me how dare yas lol

think ya find a large reason most packages from sr get through customs is due to the weight and it being so light that it is neither scanned or shown much interest from customs why mess about with packages so light when they got so many larger packages that could contain much more drugs.

See, sometimes we do agree!

According to IC3 they just throw them on the ground and let the dogs go for a piss on them and all sorts...ffs, I wondered why last last fairy package stunk eh dog shit.

 

[newuserlol]

i hope your right shag, think i'm just gona order to my place tommorow, get these coins sorted tonight. sick of smoking low grade euro bar shite. i want that premium pakistani!

dont worry m8 your have no probs, ive had 70 completed orders on there now spent a fair ol whack too but money well spent lol only package ive lost was 400 cigs got a seizure notice, then showed that to the vendor and got half me money back.

I had to hold back on mentioning you in my post....I was nigh on lost without ya, lol.



See, sometimes we do agree!

According to IC3 they just throw them on the ground and let the dogs go for a piss on them and all sorts...ffs, I wondered why last last fairy package stunk eh dog shit.

lol i thought i better post thought ya might be missing me lol

 

[DST]

you got yer cigs taken, ffs, that's a liberty.... can you not bring as many cigs into the uk as you want for personal? Hardly like you were starting a baccy ring with 400 cigs.

 

[W Dragon]

Alright lads just got back in the house and came on for a nose and low and behold more arguments lol
@ICE I think there's been too many parcels make it through for them all to have been checked, I've only had hash orders and none of them came with any problems and knowing about some of the other orders that have been made the royal mail can't be checking them all like you think otherwise there would have been much more seizures, the only thing I know of being had by customs was a fag order of either 200 or 400 and I know for a fact that there has been a few orders that would have been stopped if they were all to be checked.
I reckon newuser has it nailed when he said about the weight of the orders, why worry about what looks like standard mail when people are trying to ship keys/tons into the country also could you imagine how long it would take to check all the standard mail? first class would probably come with a month estimated delivery time never mind second class etc

 

[W Dragon]

^^^^^fag seizure from the man himself lol^^^^^^^^^