yorkie, it's simple, split with your missus. (not split split, just get a pad of your own) it's a pain the first 3 months til you crop the bumper then your laughing.
mine disappeared back to her folks while i kicked it up a notch to the 2x2m tent. magic man, half bachelor half live in gf. tent full of plants. musta been 50-60 veg included. if the worse happens with the big red key, she's going to get a conspiracy charge for knowing it's there. and you'd best have all the receipts for your tellies etc