The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

Morning lads,
Well today would have been 10 week update day, 6 weeks in flower with 3 weeks left according to the instructions. But my world has nearly collapsed around my ears, i've just spent the last 3 1/2 hours picking bannanas off hermies yes thats right HERMIES. All 5 plant's are trannies and to take the piss i got lucky with the pheno's, 1 Widow with 50/50 influences (with purple leaves under hps), 1 widow leaning towards brazillian sativa, 1 rhino with an amazing sour apple smell to it, 1 poly-ploid rhino with 3 branches and buds at every node instead of 2 and the last rhino is about 100% indica as you can get with really strange pistals (as thin as hair) and light green buds and deep green leaves.
Sod buying feminized seeds again if thats the risk, i think i have avoided them being knackerd but only time will tell.

 

[ultimate buds]

Morning lads,
Well today would have been 10 week update day, 6 weeks in flower with 3 weeks left according to the instructions. But my world has nearly collapsed around my ears, i've just spent the last 3 1/2 hours picking bannanas off hermies yes thats right HERMIES. All 5 plant's are trannies and to take the piss i got lucky with the pheno's, 1 Widow with 50/50 influences (with purple leaves under hps), 1 widow leaning towards brazillian sativa, 1 rhino with an amazing sour apple smell to it, 1 poly-ploid rhino with 3 branches and buds at every node instead of 2 and the last rhino is about 100% indica as you can get with really strange pistals (as thin as hair) and light green buds and deep green leaves.
Sod buying feminized seeds again if thats the risk, i think i have avoided them being knackerd but only time will tell.

are ye sure there nanas an not calyxs or sumthin havin em on all 5 is crazy put a couple ov pictures up
wot company are the seeds produced by ?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

feminized beans yorkshireman, dont trust new crosses that havent had the back crossing done properly

 

[tip top toker]

Just to please Tip Top, you paranoid little prick..

Ive given it all away...

paranoid? read the post, it's about discrediting the police and their public image, fuck all about paranoia.

yeah man carnt be arsed with goody 2 shoes, bet he's a little rich kid fuckin student with no fuckin idea about the real world.

living in a shit hole does not mean you can talk about the real world i do not need to prove or jsutify my life to you, if i have morals and a desire to try and legalize cannabis though inteligent decisions, and you dont like it, well fuck you, you go and promote the bad image the government plays on.

hey lord heres a question. just lookin at ur signature, the second sentence "mj is an herb ..." why is it 'an herb' and not 'a herb'? is it because many english people cant actually pronounce the letter 'h' in its proper form i.e 'aithch' as opposed to 'haithch'...sorry, im speeding rite now and my heads a little wired!!

either is correct, it's french influence, a semi-vowel. in the same manner that it would to "an hospital"

 

[tip top toker]

almost 1000 plant bust a few hundred meters up the road from me last night.

 

[HAGGIS N HASH]

Hey guys,got my skunk 1 drying right now thank fuck,it was stinking right to my front gate!Carbon filter is a must buy.Wanted to ask if anybody mixes clay hydroton balls through their soil?Seen this done before,does help the roots in any way?Preparing for my 2nd grow with LSD,cant wait to start again!

 

[ultimate buds]

either is correct, it's french influence, a semi-vowel. in the same manner that it would to "an hospital"

its an ospikle round here

 

[ultimate buds]

i fukin hate waitin for dealers an hour n 35 iv been waitin
cunt told me hed be at mine in bout 15 mins
i reckon dealers should be like pizza shops - if there not there within 30 mins you get your shit free !!!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Definatly nanners and the beans are from greenhouse, black and white pack. coloured feminized.

 

[ultimate buds]

Definatly nanners and the beans are from greenhouse, black and white pack. coloured feminized.

say no more greenhouse seeds seem to be tottaly rackd off, everyday theres sum one els moanin about ghouse,s shit genes i dont plan on buyin no more seeds for a few grows atleast but il avoid ghouse when i do,
im not lookin forward to seeing wot happens with the 3 ghouse cheese i have in flower at the moment an 2 more in the garded vegin

an i still aint scored dont know wtf is goin on, i supose i gotta get in the car an fetch me a smoke

 

[ultimate buds]

yeah 7:30 an iv got a smoke at last!!!, only been waitin since before 3:00 wota fukin joke

any of you unemployed lookin for work theres several vacancies round the west mids for drug dealers of all classes
good rates of pay lots of opertunity to move up the career ladder (especialy if you have a gun)
regular all inclusive holidays at her majestys pleasure
theres no pension plan but you wont live long enough to worry about that
please send your cv and free drug samples to ultimate-buds

 

[dura72]

@yorkshire: try dm reverse its a chemical thats stops hermise, its about £30 and it saved 3 hermieing plants of mine, try this link, i'll always have some of this stuff around
https://www.rollitup.org/advanced-marijuana-cultivation/139699-dutchmasters-reverse-study-hermies.html
@ tip top, cheers mate, i studied history/poltics not english although in retrospect maybe i should have, i read voraciously
@buds, i'd come down and fill that vacancy but it would mean dealing with you english people and i'd miss deep fried battered pizzas

 

[dura72]

@ buds , im the exact same when it comes to being on time mate, i'll tell you 20mins and turn up on tuesday, must be sumthin bout the drug world that attracts people that dont own watches.

 

[tip top toker]

i've never grown up in terms of reading. the constant gardener is probably the most advanced i've bothered with but i just read adventure books, nowadays, tom clancy, clive cussler etc

just met the new guy moving into the building a few floors down, 7 foot aussie mamouth, i was too high and never even figured to listen to his name sounds good enough though, hope he's a drinker

 

[dura72]

i read everything i can get my hands on, i read alot of terry pratchett but to be honest i will read anything from tom clancy to doestoevsky to colin bateman to raymon e. feist. anything at all.....APART FROM FUCKING MILLS AND BOON, THE CUNTS RIGHTING THAT FUCKING HORSE SHIT SHOULD BE WHIPPED LIKE A GINGER STEP CHILD AND BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. i absolutely fuckin hate that stuff.

 

[growwwww]

I love reading non-fiction when im stoned man, brilliant books i reccomend EVERYONE to read is Michael Pollans the botany of desire, its brilliant talking about looking at the world from the plants point of view hehe

 

[dura72]

i like realistic british crime thrillers like the rebus books but i also like british crime films, the yank stuff is okay but is mainly bullshit,made up shit thats miles from thre real world, gimme 'trainspotting' any day

 

[ultimate buds]

@yorkshire: try dm reverse its a chemical thats stops hermise, its about £30 and it saved 3 hermieing plants of mine, try this link, i'll always have some of this stuff around
https://www.rollitup.org/advanced-marijuana-cultivation/139699-dutchmasters-reverse-study-hermies.html
@ tip top, cheers mate, i studied history/poltics not english although in retrospect maybe i should have, i read voraciously
@buds, i'd come down and fill that vacancy but it would mean dealing with you english people and i'd miss deep fried battered pizzas

it must be liverpool that has the deep fried mars bars then i thought it was scotland

i like realistic british crime thrillers like the rebus books but i also like british crime films, the yank stuff is okay but is mainly bullshit,made up shit thats miles from thre real world, gimme 'trainspotting' any day

yank films re write history thay make me laugh
no wonder americans are dum when there films are the total oposit to the history books !!

dealers are all the same we call it "black time" round here as most the dealers are black an ya know when thay say 15 mins that thay mean an hour (then u phone to ask where thay are an all you get is "soon cum man, soon cum")
youll have to do a mail order service lol

anyone know wot happend to essex ? i was following his home made nutrient mix an now its gone an so has he !!!

 

[tip top toker]

mate, everywhere does battered marsbars! they're staple! mmmmm, why are there no chip vans in this area!

 

[ultimate buds]

mate, everywhere does battered marsbars! they're staple! mmmmm, why are there no chip vans in this area!

iv only ever seen them once when i was younger thay sound kinda sickly but id try one,
when u take clones how big a cuttin do you use an how long does it roughly take from the day you take the cuttin to when you can start vegin ?