im shore there are mega yielding phenos in the mr nice critical mass but i never found 1 in a pack of 18, not saying the yield was poor far from it but it wasnt nuffing special same as the smoke wasnt.
That's exactly my opinion mate, people think it yields massive as standard and it simply doesn't.
As you know yourself you can get big yields from most other strains if you know what you're doing and the effect will piss on that of Critical.
I've never grown it either. But when yorkie or dst told me it tasted the way it does i lost all interest in it
Me and the lads have lost all interest in this guy until he stops buying in shite to be honest, I rang him for a 1/2 oz last week (for someone else) and he said I could have 'Critical+' for £90 or 'Blue Cheese' for £100. Obviously I went for the 'Blue Cheese' but when I got it back to the pad and started inspecting, it was badly grown, untrimmed (the popcorn wasn't even de twigged) and I could tell it had been flash dried as the buds were airy as fuck and have that certain texture and smell that only flash dried weed has.
£200 an oz for poor quality, flash dried is taking the piss but what can you do. The guy is a commercial dealer and doesn't know how to spot good quality because he doesn't grow himself although he's been in the game for donkeys years.
It's as if growers just turn up and say "The price is X amount" and dealers just part with cash without haggling on what it's actually worth down to the quality.
It makes me wonder what's the fucking point in striving to produce dank (I know I do) when you can knock out trash bish bosh and pull the same money for it!
His missus passed me the bag and said that's yours, it's 'Blue Cheese' (all eager for the hype).
I said no offence but you know I grow, don't try to sell me a weed based on it's fucking name. I couldn't care less what it's called, I'll tell you if it's any good when I've smoked some!