The UK Growers Thread!

[Don Gin and Ton]

ha shandy down ere is stronga than your beer ya gannin doon tha toon head, last time I wus up ur way I sobered up on tha beer an straightened out on tha weed pmsl

your clearly an inexperienced drinker if you couldn't get pissed in newcastle that or your a real ale poof. 3.4 % session ale... who fucking cares, why they like drinking 12 pints of weak flat shite is beyond me.

 

[indikat]

NUFC til i die me man. the fuckin irony... we have something like the 6th best attendance in the whole of europe yet were scraping to stay up, even with our international bunch of frogs.

i've not been to hartlepool i'll bet my arse the toon's much better for going out though hahaha

Only done newky once very long time ago....fukin awesome place have to agree, everyone on it

 

[indikat]

your clearly an inexperienced drinker if you couldn't get pissed in newcastle that or your a real ale poof. 3.4 % session ale... who fucking cares, why they like drinking 12 pints of weak flat shite is beyond me.

these days I don't touch tha stuff as I don't want tits...got any yet?

 

[iiKode]

these days I don't touch tha stuff as I don't want tits...got any yet?

nah it turned him into one.

 

[iiKode]

indikat, u said u got a 600 ballast? coul ya get a pic of it, it aint one of them plastic ones is it, ill take it if its not, another 4 weeks at least before i can run it though, need the new fan and hood that i need to buy 2 weeks inbetween each, and 2 weeks before i can start buyin that shit.

 

[indikat]

indikat, u said u got a 600 ballast? coul ya get a pic of it, it aint one of them plastic ones is it, ill take it if its not, another 4 weeks at least before i can run it though, need the new fan and hood that i need to buy 2 weeks inbetween each, and 2 weeks before i can start buyin that shit.

m8 for security reasons I am getting rid of stuff that is a bit fuked an quite dangerous...thos mag ballasts...one burnt out so noooomore drippin plastic but no fire thank fuk

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

these days I don't touch tha stuff as I don't want tits...got any yet?

did have, now i have pecs. 5 months i've lost 2 stone 4lb and it stopped there i'm 14,6 now and toning fast. done 10 miles on the cross trainer yesterday and upped both my reps and weights on the machines. felt like the hulk til i crashed about dinnertime.

nah it turned him into one.

someone piss in yer porridge lad?

 

[indikat]

did have, now i have pecs. 5 months i've lost 2 stone 4lb and it stopped there i'm 14,6 now and toning fast. done 10 miles on the cross trainer yesterday and upped both my reps and weights on the machines. felt like the hulk til i crashed about dinnertime.

someone piss in yer porridge lad?

good look....small dick yet?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

friendly as ever in here this morning hahah no i'm doing it the natural way. meat n veg still just as big a they always were, thanks for asking. ya fuckin queer.

 

[indikat]

catches the back end a coupla times but the imprezza s lookin gud http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO72Z2AtJOU

 

[iiKode]

did have, now i have pecs. 5 months i've lost 2 stone 4lb and it stopped there i'm 14,6 now and toning fast. done 10 miles on the cross trainer yesterday and upped both my reps and weights on the machines. felt like the hulk til i crashed about dinnertime.

someone piss in yer porridge lad?

lmao couldnt resist, somtimes you just have to take the opportunity, mate im gettin there aswell, lost 3 stone in the last year, gettin muscle, manboobs are gone, more like pecks, can see my sixpack coming in, now all i gotta do is join a gym and stick at it, iv done fuckall except simple excersises the last couple months, lookin alot healthier, went out yesterday shortsntshirt, am lookin perty badass compared to the podger that i used to be, need to get the gym sorted, and im so fuckin horny for a crosser, im thinkin bout nickin one, but thats the last thing im needin right now to be caught on a stolen crosser, even though YES they are worth the time, so much fuckin fun, cant remember why i stopped nickin them, used to be a time id nick a bike just because i walked past it n didnt wanna risk comin back at night..... just need 500,, after this harvest hopefully ill get a 125, get som,e chaseys goin on, wanan get a gopro aswell, looks mad as fuck and outrunnin the polis on a 125 easily done, except this year they got a polis quad bike out to catch the cunts on bikes, shoule be fun considerin they tried that before, except it was one of the impounded ones, this quad is white, street legal and goes about 150 no problem, too bad he cant go though the mini shoppin centre to keep up with everycunt thats racin around.


- surprise surprise the filth chopper is out already lookin for last nights suspects, dont know exactly what happened but there was a loud as fuck chopper bike goin around a couple mile awa from me last night, prolly find it on fire or summit up in the woods.

i cant be the only one who lives in a place where the younguns are sonstantly nickin bikes, im not jokin my neighbor got his moped nicked, then got a bike off the insurance, that got nicked, he got a new one that stays in lockup now.

 

[iiKode]

link down due to me being a fuckin numpty.

here we go thats the cunts im on about, this happens every day.

and if they knew i grew, 17 of them cunts come through my door, and off with the lot, where they are actually from they'd rob a niggerhouse dealin drugs, and if that aint brave idk what is, dunno if u get niggers dealin drugs outa random flats down south but its junkie life up here, they rent ur flat from u sellin drugs through the letter box.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

kids do owt for a laugh these days. that scooby looks fuckin rapid. ken block is a class driver him on the top gear and that snow jump musta took some stones.

young firms of radgies don't give a fuck, strength in numbers, most of em aren't hard but if a team turns up bats in hand i reckon my arse would go.

 

[pon]

kids do owt for a laugh these days. that scooby looks fuckin rapid. ken block is a class driver him on the top gear and that snow jump musta took some stones.

young firms of radgies don't give a fuck, strength in numbers, most of em aren't hard but if a team turns up bats in hand i reckon my arse would go.

Bum bandits?

 

[iiKode]

kids do owt for a laugh these days. that scooby looks fuckin rapid. ken block is a class driver him on the top gear and that snow jump musta took some stones.

young firms of radgies don't give a fuck, strength in numbers, most of em aren't hard but if a team turns up bats in hand i reckon my arse would go.

bats are u fuckin mad, cunts can get a go of a gun these days, rare, but last year one of the stupid cunts flashed it and got the whole shitehole searched, lucky wasnt in my estate, id be hidin in me room with steel boards on my windows ffs. they all cary blades tho, fuckin nasty, everytime i walk through a dark ally with them fannys i got my 2 incher poped in me pocket, all u have to do is look at em wrong, or not be from their estate, even though they are hangin in urs, lmao, i remember watchin the english grime movies, thats exactly whats its like except the first thing u hear is, 'fit u bam?' thats when u know ur gettin slashed, av still got my scar from when i moved here, polis was askin me allsorts of q's in the hozzy, but tbh iw as shittin it so i kept it shut.



dont look like fuck all, but i got slashed by one of them cunts 3 year ago<stanley right through my jacket>, wasnt deep but still shit it when u think ur gonna get shivved multiple times afterwards, but tbh i think he was more scared than i was, and this is the reason i got my dog, cunts stay away now.

scary as fuck thinkin some stupid bastard in trackies is gonna end you for talkin back...

 

[Mastergrow]

bats are u fuckin mad, cunts can get a go of a gun these days, rare, but last year one of the stupid cunts flashed it and got the whole shitehole searched, lucky wasnt in my estate, id be hidin in me room with steel boards on my windows ffs. they all cary blades tho, fuckin nasty, everytime i walk through a dark ally with them fannys i got my 2 incher poped in me pocket, all u have to do is look at em wrong, or not be from their estate, even though they are hangin in urs, lmao, i remember watchin the english grime movies, thats exactly whats its like except the first thing u hear is, 'fit u bam?' thats when u know ur gettin slashed, av still got my scar from when i moved here, polis was askin me allsorts of q's in the hozzy, but tbh iw as shittin it so i kept it shut.

Lol, wtf is fit u bam?? I think that's sorta shit happens te people that move to a new place, if ur still livin in the place u grew up them that shits unlikely to happen, I've seen new people move hear and get hassled te fuck and eventually leave again. Take it wer u are now iiKode ain't wer u grew up?

 

[iiKode]

Lol, wtf is fit u bam?? I think that's sorta shit happens te people that move to a new place, if ur still livin in the place u grew up them that shits unlikely to happen, I've seen new people move hear and get hassled te fuck and eventually leave again. Take it wer u are now iiKode ain't wer u grew up?

nah man been living here 4 1/2 year now, and fit u bam means what you bam in english, they dont hasstle me that much, infact im alriught with the native 'gang', its just goin to other estates like goin to each of my aunties is a nightmare, better make sure you walk away from the gang of 20, or theyd kill my dog just for the fun of it, i keep mysel to mysel, cuz last time i got invited out with the 'crew' its just turns into massive fights, which turn into wrestling matches or 1v20 or summit stupid accross the road with the other little shits. nobody actually relizes how serious these 15yr olds are, the police just think they have been breachin the peace, they dont even know the half of it, its like a mini mafia in each estate, 12yr olds puntin at the shops ffs, not my area, ill explain to you a little more clear.

5 main estates, ill use codenames

harry is fuckin violent area most of the olders that run things live there

fiona is another estate which is not too bad mainly filled with smak heads an their kids are on the rob all the time

dippy my estate one of the calmest ones

dippy2 right next door from me 2 miloes away is there main base of operations the shops, they own that place

then theres fuckupland, where id get stbbed if i told them where i was from, idk the hatred between the young teams, but it seems a bit pointless, i even heard of lads sendin girls over luring boys across the road so they get done in


my estate is basically owned by our neighbor, but they tend to stick tyo their hangout, unless their bringin bikes around or nickin them

id deffo get murdered goin back to the palce i grew up, nicked somones 9bar, stole bikes, stole crossers off the 'hardest boy in school' then proceeded to taunt his dad on his own 250cc, robbed a junkie dealers house for 3k, stole the car of a hotel owners son, ripped both doors off with a crobar, and drove it around doo0rs bent forwards haha, fuck am sure i done alot worse somwhere, but if i wasnt havin fun what was the point, ohh yeah and i copper piped some cunt the pipe bent, didnt relize he had a fuckin massive family, but yeah i used to be one of them little shits just, an hour and 45 mins away frm where im at now. i look alot different now and havnt met anyone i used to know so far...

 

[shawnybizzle]

Easy boys how are we all?? Well I'm finding it hard to make time to come in here at the min life busy as fuck!!! Anyway bought 2 new secret jardin tents yester a Ds120 and a ds90 £220 for both that ain't bad is it?? So shits on like donkey Kong now bitches ))

 

[iiKode]

Easy boys how are we all?? Well I'm finding it hard to make time to come in here at the min life busy as fuck!!! Anyway bought 2 new secret jardin tents yester a Ds120 and a ds90 £220 for both that ain't bad is it?? So shits on like donkey Kong now bitches ))

alright shawny mate, ima have to see about this ballast mate, things fucked up may have to wait a lil longer. bang on deal aswell mate, well at least 4 weeks before i have the 600, probably longer like 8 weeks, funny how 1 company can just fuck up ur hopes and dreams ehh. i was actually depressed when i heard the news, i just couldnt believe it all this plannin for what over a ton saved up just to go down the shitter payin off bills and havin to use it just to live fuck that. everyone keeps saying stop growing to me, im spendign too much money on it, and not making enough, ffs they just dont understand, i havnt even got through a 600 harvest and they are sayin i wont be makin that much money off t, fuck that, and the fact that they know fuck all about growin, havnt done research like some people.

sorry im all chatery today havnt slept, sleep is for the weak.

 

[shawnybizzle]

Right so looks like I gotta go get one now tut tut.never mind matey shit happens sometimes u just gotta roll with the punches my friend. And your mates know fuck all man fuck em keep growing it only gets better if I were you tho I'd go to coco anyway here's my girls day 24