A Somali arrives in Ashford as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, living allowance, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Albanian".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country, here in Britain!" The
person says "I no British, I Bangladeshi."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Great Britain!" That
person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you British?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where
are all the British people?" The
Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work!"