The UK Growers Thread!

spooningbadgers

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Like I said all depends how much they wanna fuck you and what evidence they have. They could leave your house and head straight for the warrant. Lesson of the day.... Don't phone the filth!
 

anoos

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you believe its ok to cry to the po cos sum wittle nastie men kicked your teeth out....?
Nahh bruv i'm not crying, its all good - your missus is ok with it, she said she likes the feel of a real man's gums on her skin...
So keep chattin shit through your keyboard, Santa might bring you a bat to the face for xmas to cheer her up and make you feel wanted again, everyone's a winner.
Remember Rudolph will ALWAYS find you
 

anoos

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Honestly tho i'm still creasin about that strap thing... It must of sounded to you like I was implying you were a baller cos you owned belts
 

zeddd

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Nahh bruv i'm not crying, its all good - your missus is ok with it, she said she likes the feel of a real man's gums on her skin...
So keep chattin shit through your keyboard, Santa might bring you a bat to the face for xmas to cheer her up and make you feel wanted again, everyone's a winner.
Remember Rudolph will ALWAYS find you
cry baby ....comfort blanky and soft dummy for u then......oh mr policeman u wouldn't believe what happened I was walking down the street wen some big boys picked on me..........loooooolol
 

anoos

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cry baby ....comfort blanky and soft dummy for u then......oh mr policeman u wouldn't believe what happened I was walking down the street wen some big boys picked on me..........loooooolol
Yeah well... I bet your plants look like shit on a stick, i'm surpised you haven't burnt your house down, didn't think they made grow kits for kids with special needs
 

anoos

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I've really run out of steam here on the insult front, is quite hard when you don't know anything about the person your beefing with, even what they look like? It seems more fun from an outside perspective, it's kinda pointless from where I am right now.

But at least when your finished your crop you'll be able to block out your pathetic by life smoking the twigs and leaves, fruit of your labours, and you can palm off your leftover nuggets of poo onto other wastemen even more dumb than you.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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i'm lost off with who's who in here anymore. new usernames old chat. or maybe new usernames and old bullshit either way, aye mine's a double tanq 10 with a wedge squeezed in first.
 

anoos

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i'm lost off with who's who in here anymore. new usernames old chat. or maybe new usernames and old bullshit either way, aye mine's a double tanq 10 with a wedge squeezed in first.
Nope the bullshit ain't real is the point, we had a miscommunication then decided to continue for laughs. Its kinda mostly me though i'm just soooo bored at work, I work in a growshop by myself and its only made £100 today! I might have to have exactly that when I get home from work, paired with a lovely spliff of pineapple chunk :bigjoint:
 

anoos

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On a new topic for the UK page, what kinda prices is everyone getting these days for the good stuff? I mostly get it straight from my growing friends when I don't have mine and I get 3.5 for 20, I know these days its more like a g for a tenner on the street but I picked up a bag 2 days ago and I swear it was like .7 or .6 and people were telling me its fine I was like WTF I just got jacked didn't I??
 

The Yorkshireman

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To get a warrant the police have to give evidence to a magistrate who then decides if there is sufficient evidence to give a warrant.
That's how I was sure the system worked however a post a few pages ago mentioned getting a warrant in 45 mins, although he was talking about it being a raid for firearms so maybe they have different rules for real serious stuff
Magistrates don't necessarily work 9-5 jobs, police have duty magistrates on call 24/7 for exactly the purpose of issuing warrants.
The alleged offense makes no difference to the time frame.

As for seriousness drugs and guns go hand in hand from the laws point of view, that's why when they bust your house for drugs they come team handed in full riot gear and the firearms unit (a triangle wedge stuck to the cop car boot tells you it's a firearms unit) will wait at the sidelines.
 

R3l@X

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Ouch dude that's your bad really, NEVER let them in without a warrant as they have no legal right to enter without your permission (and as you mentioned once inside they can simply imply that you invited them in!)

You don't have to get aggy or cause a problem in doing so, just politely refuse on grounds of prinicipal of following the law, or less ropey is make up a reasonable excuse as to why now isn't the best time cos your busy!

If they seem suspicious/your refusal or excuse causes a problem (they always try and turn shit around on you) then FUCK IT, AND FUCK THEM, the earliest they could possibly get a warrant to legally enter your premises is the next morning and I don't even know how feasable that is, so you can move anything incriminating in that time and you're good to go!

Make sure you know your rights, police will do anything to confuse or trick you into doing or saying something which you are under no obligation to do or say in accordance with the law! Just because they say something doesn't make it true...
sadly in Ireland they can enter if they think a law is being broken :(
 

cc2012

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I think you allowed 1 Alias? just join a few clubs under A Smith :twisted: could be anyone, nuff of em...Lol

Peace
 

IC3M4L3

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police need 2 credible sources of information before any magistrate will issue a warrent on "information recived".

as for coming arund randomely smelling weed and needing a warrent fast,, they just call ther desk seargent and get a sec 18 search warrent, dont need a magistrate for that,, unless its summer high profile i guess,,,witch they still dont,, but do.
 

R3l@X

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i'm lost off with who's who in here anymore. new usernames old chat. or maybe new usernames and old bullshit either way, aye mine's a double tanq 10 with a wedge squeezed in first.
tanq n tonic is or should I say was joey ramones fav drink...or so the song says hahaha
 
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