The UK Growers Thread!

ghb

ghb

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i went to asda and dropped 2 ton on work wear, how gangsta!?
got the same t shirt 3 times and the same kex twice and the same jumper twice, everyone is gonna be thinking i'm a right scruffy cunt in the same clobber all the time but what a bargain. seems decent quality too.

anyone had a brahma? it's like a brazillian corona really. don't know what came over me but i've just got in from work and felt the urge to crack one. threw a wedge of lime in now i'm rolling a 2g haze one. on the ale at 1pm, that just isn't me.
 
ghb

ghb

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never had it before laxx, it's piss water! one was ok like but i think that'll do me til later, gonna go to hers and get a few real ales, cook a slap up meal and have some red wine with it :shock: who knows maybe she'll let me in the tradesmans'
 
R3l@X

R3l@X

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Loool that's why I like my foreign beers all the bud n them are watered down piss but I'd liked that Brazilian beer..might of been sol I was on about actually lol. If u like ur beer taste pick up one of these.... Doubt she'll let u in the service door..fuck me I gotta get me a teacher
 
ghb

ghb

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i've had it before, again i can only drink one or two as i find you have to chew before you swallow with that wheat beer, makes you horny as fuck if i remember rightly.
 
R3l@X

R3l@X

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Loved em beers man, have a few delirium instead then mate 8% of madness or a real donkey beer kasteel shits 11% tastes it 2.
 
R3l@X

R3l@X

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Fucking madness for some woolly boots man. Fuck it funny thing is she was like i want nothing then I was like come on I'll get u something so she was like uggs so. Great
 
irish4:20

irish4:20

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zeddd said:
lol went out with a doctor for a bit dirty bitch liked it up the tradesmen and throat fucking was her idea of fun, anyways was doin her with my hand one day and BOOOM she pissed all over my face, wasn't really into it so I mentioned after that she mite wanna warn me of that in future then she told me she was a squirter and it came from out of her paraurethral openenings lol, she showed me too ha ha
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Sounds like my kinda woman ... i hav to say sum of the best sex i had was with a lil fat 1 not fat fat now but fat.... she was crazy as fuk in the sack luvd come all over her face n tits ... but i had told her i wasn after anytin serious so all was goin good i used to go hers on wknd or she wud cum ta mine but 1 week she came dwn we had a few drinks and wen we got into bed that nite she decided to tell me it was that time of month i was like wtf wat u come up for ???

Well i taut u mite like to fuk me in the ass ?? Does a bear shit in the woods of course i will ha lil skank
 
zeddd

zeddd

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irish4:20 said:
Sounds like my kinda woman ... i hav to say sum of the best sex i had was with a lil fat 1 not fat fat now but fat.... she was crazy as fuk in the sack luvd come all over her face n tits ... but i had told her i wasn after anytin serious so all was goin good i used to go hers on wknd or she wud cum ta mine but 1 week she came dwn we had a few drinks and wen we got into bed that nite she decided to tell me it was that time of month i was like wtf wat u come up for ???

Well i taut u mite like to fuk me in the ass ?? Does a bear shit in the woods of course i will ha lil skank
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there quite tight some of them little fatties
 
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