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oh christ ahm ruff, and yer rite billy ah think ah hit every bloody wall inthe toon on the wae hame......thats me jist up (4.30pm) and ive felt better.
 
A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results...

Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist: "Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town, if she finds her way home, don't shag her."
 
nice...........
dura72 said:
A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results...

Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist: "Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town, if she finds her way home, don't shag her."
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"Hey look man, I fucking kid you not", said the lucky Chinese paedophile as he bragged to his less fortunate paedophilic friend.
 
"You have to support Man United tonight. They're English"
I said, "Yeah you're right. With their Scottish manager, French and Brazilian full-backs, Serbian centre-back, Brazilian and Scottish centre-mids, Portugese and Welsh wingers and not forgetting the Mexican and Bulgarian strikers"
 
I took some acid last night and my girlfriend whispered in my ear, "I love you."
I said, "It's just the drugs talking."

It fucking must be I haven't even got a girlfriend.
 
annnnnnd NOW...... hmm.
right, well it's going to be this time...
ok, this time...
ok, THIS time...
no, definitely this time, has to be...
no no no, it's definitely gonna be this time...

Harold Camping; being mental since 1921.
 
same as every wkend quiet as fuck its almost like you lot actually have real lives too lolol wkend just means lots of babysitting for me carnt even get wrecked!!
 
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