The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

I'll have to put what I do next to the Hoagland solution sometime and see how far off I am.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Home made Polish food all the way from....



Bigos and Mielona, her mum made them.

 

[zeddd]

It boggles me that the Hoagland solution has been around like forever and pretty much all commercial agro uses it and nearly all ganja A-B regimes are based on it and yet nobody has really tailored it for specific applications.

One size does not fit all.


That's why we see professional establishments like GW Pharmaceuticals rocking warehouses full of weed with obvious Cal/Mag defs ffs.

They have no idea how to finish plants, cunts I would love that space n special permission

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

They have no idea how to finish plants, cunts I would love that space n special permission

You could turn it into a budlins holiday retreat
High, didn't know there was a uk growers thread, been 2 buizy helping newbie growers and the 24hr tripping thread 2 notice. Anyone stuck in the middle of noware with nothing but soap bar full of plastic bags and old 78 records ground up with fuck knows wot else in it, I thaught it was somethin to do with upping the sales of cough medicine or coffin sales for premature deaths by poisonous smoke inhilation, turns out its because it only costs 40 an oz and weed isn't worth the hastle of growing for the most part, so. I've no alternative but to look at getting some online untill my grow is up and running and I can smoke something that wasn't squerted out of a machine and packed full of old plastic buckets and plasisizers. I was wonderin if anyone knew of anybody havin any luck with dutchsecret or [email protected] or a site ive yet to come across that actualy delivers and not just take your money ? any help would be a life saver..Rudi

 

[theslipperbandit]

I remember one old member say word for word "soap bar full of plastic bags and old 78 records ground up" ...is that an enlist thing with the 78s or is he an old member with a seasoned account?

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

I'd love to do something like that when Iv done it a few yrs lol hence the name lol

I'll put pen to paper at some point and give you a rough idea.

It's nothing geeky as fuck, just parts of this to parts of that.
After that it's reading the plant to see what needs tweaking, which is strain and environment dependent for any given time.

The basic ratios are about right though.

I think the next big bit of effort I need to do is work out the exact EC/ppm of each nute in the equation at any given time rather than parts of this to parts of that.

Simplify it so it works to a certain standard across the board then bottle the cunt and sell it. lol




Powdered macros are a lot harder to judge than liquid, Greenhouse Seeds have bagged up powdered macros but the ratios are all wrong.

It's basically powdered Hoagland which is not optimal for ganja, not by a long chalk I don't think.



Canna Mono liquids is the way man, if you can read a plant then they're your best bet.

Thats wots missing from most grows, the get to know your plants and attention to detail or The relationship you should have with your plants. from what ive read, most don't even touch their plants, they just put a seed in a rockwool cube and thats the only contact they have with their plants untill the grow fucks up and then post 4 help. Dont get me wrong, many a new grower may need help from time to time,mostly from nutrient lock out or to much to soon nute burn. but if you want to become a grower of fine weed, then you need to pay attention to details and that come from hands on contact with them good observation . if your going to grow you need to cultivate a good relationship with your green godesses. Rudi

 

[zeddd]

Hippy bollox

 

[zeddd]

Take a plant give it love and see how well it does, I will feed mine and optimise its cultural factors

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

It could have been me under a differant name, whilst i lived in somerset, a guy in yeovil was caught selling shite soap bar and he was putting ground up 78 records mixed with solvent and just throwing in plastic bags full of cheap shwag ground up to make the stuff with. I was smoking the plants from the seeds from the brick weed and thai grass I used to score from the Reapers MC and spending all my time with them whilst wizzin my tits off and shagging the misses on their speed, good times

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

Hippy bollox

Being raised by hippys has rubbed off on how I come over sometimes in my posting, that and the brain damage from my car crash has an influance on my posting, after the crash I over think things and I can post some crap because of it. but I couldn't give a toss if you don't like the way I post. Rudi

 

[theslipperbandit]

My aunt n uncle are hippest (grew pot n were muaicians n all lol) n don't talk that shit nor thwir children lol n they lived in India n still wear tye died shit n still smoke n all that shit but he's working for the government in IT now..being a hippy doesn't make u some sort of PETA type scientology MAD MAN its literally just dudes that buy organic n shit like that...they did get me watching cheech n chomg at 8-9 bill hicks soon after n they introduced me to janis joplin ,yard brides n all that fun stuff n it did make me a more accepting person towards other ppls life choices but that typical hippy shit died in Woodstock

 

[theslipperbandit]

Car crash may of done it though..have you got intrusive thoughts or something?

 

[zeddd]

Being raised by hippys has rubbed off on how I come over sometimes in my posting, that and the brain damage from my car crash has an influance on my posting, after the crash I over think things and I can post some crap because of it. but I couldn't give a toss if you don't like the way I post. Rudi

I remember who you are

 

[theslipperbandit]

More reasonably priced weed landed again and by Wednesday I'll have the dosh for another 5oz By the looks of it fuckin margin on weed lads but the xanax games still today..50 for 100e n a k pack costs 334e n I sell em at 10 for 30 20 for 50 or 50 for 100e fuckin unemployment never been so bounty full..even gonna drop the dosh on the cobx4 VERY soon n will be doing a little grow journal on it here n the farm

 

[R1b3n4]

Refusing food cos there's too much in the medium already and they're burning when you try to put more in.
Still flowering for the same reason, plenty in the medium as it is.

You don't feed the plant, you feed the medium.
The plant will take from the medium as it needs to, not when you want it to.

If you don't EC and just chuck it in then how do you know when you've given too much?
When it's too late and they burn is the answer.

If you don't correct the medium PH either (?) then that makes the matter worse because without correct PH then they can't take up nutes as needed and the medium just sits hot as fuck as you pile more feed in when they don't need it or can't use it.





It's simple, if your medium PH is on point and your plants are burning you're feeding too much.
If your medium PH is off and your plants are burning then it's a bit of both, burning because you're maybe feeding too much but also because of lockout creating that over fert/ratio problem.
If the PH is on point and you don't fed too much your plants won't burn, ever.

There is nothing more than that, those are your options done.

This is basic stuff mate.

Yup i know but until i can replace my ph pen(and learn how to use the EC pen) theres not a lot else i can do lol

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

I remember who you are

I can't remember wot name i used, but the info is true, old 78's and acetone if memory serves, which is not wot it used to be. the guy was grassed up because someone saw him doing it one day, he was too buisy creating his poisonous coctail to even notice someone entering his house. Im not a fan of snitchers, but in that case they can be forgiven (ish), although id rather hand out my own justice with my attitude adjusters (nunchucks) and steel toe cap doc's

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

Car crash may of done it though..have you got intrusive thoughts or something?

No, i just get lost when having to concentrate on wot im doing, or in this case posting, and it comes out like that post. i also have aspergers which fucks things up even b4 the crash and multiple head traumas. i tend to dive str8 into things without thinking. example, i was helping a farmer friend putting up fencing posts, he was in the tractor with the metal post thumper and i was holding the posts strait with a metal bar and i lost concentration and got hit in the head when the w8 came down, that hurt like a mother fucker when i came too and my pain tollerance is through the roof and thats from a specalist dr who tested me with an electric shock machine (yet another incident that landed me in hospital). i have an unusualy thick skull bone which saved my life acording to xrays and the dr's, but it don't stop brain damage, just saves my life.

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

I remember one old member say word for word "soap bar full of plastic bags and old 78 records ground up" ...is that an enlist thing with the 78s or is he an old member with a seasoned account?

wots an enlist thing? not herd that b4

 

[theslipperbandit]

English

 

[irish4:20]

My new beer