And the natural oils in your hair and skin are waterproof.
Go to a decent barber for a proper cut throat shave sometime and then come back and say it wasn't the best shave of your life and that soap is for cunts and I'll call you a liar.
Shave however you want mate but you are clearly mistaking the difference between having an ultra smooth, clean shaven face with great skin condition and just simply removing the daily stubble.
There is no comparison between the two, which is the point I was trying to make.