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scrambo

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worst has gotta be a mcwrongalds whilst out me nut on acid and the fucking thing was trying to eat ME

best prob them burgers i use to have do love a burger, a nice brisket burger with pulled pork,chorizo,smoked bacon,cheese had plenty fancier meals but few if any ive enjoyed as much a primo burger.

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zeddd

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worst has gotta be a mcwrongalds whilst out me nut on acid and the fucking thing was trying to eat ME

best prob them burgers i use to have do love a burger, a nice brisket burger with pulled pork,chorizo,smoked bacon,cheese had plenty fancier meals but few if any ive enjoyed as much a primo burger.
I had to stop in a Khmer Rouge village on the Cambodia Vietnam border, was offered raw pork in dishwater, the meat was pulled out from the drawer of a cheap desk, it was 38 deg c and 85 rh, prob been there all day
 

scrambo

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I had to stop in a Khmer Rouge village on the Cambodia Vietnam border, was offered raw pork in dishwater, the meat was pulled out from the drawer of a cheap desk, it was 38 deg c and 85 rh, prob been there all day
fuck that Z, still was prob more than the millions of peeps who that crazy regime fed to lol read a good few books about the khmer rouge n pol pot etc sounded bloody mental!
 

zeddd

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fuck that Z, still was prob more than the millions of peeps who that crazy regime fed to lol read a good few books about the khmer rouge n pol pot etc sounded bloody mental!
Yes they still eat a lot of insects, apparently some of them tasted good in the year zero times and the locals retained the taste for them, fuk that
 

DST

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I think the noodles i got on a train going through the Malaysian jungle ranked high in the vomit stakes. They were kind enough to put a fried egg on top )thay had beem fried about 5 hours earlier...fucking mosquitoes om that journey could of all fucked off as well.
There was also the cold chicken sandwich on a British Midlands flight to Heathrow that gave me salmonella food poisoning....no one needs to be shitting and spewing at the same time. That just aint right. I also blame my Old Man for taking me to Windsor castle for day. Think that made it far worse lol.
 

zeddd

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fuck that Z, still was prob more than the millions of peeps who that crazy regime fed to lol read a good few books about the khmer rouge n pol pot etc sounded bloody mental!
Yeah I went to the actual killing field and the tuol sleng prison. The killing field had a tree ( I thought killing fields was a generic discription for Cambodia in those times from films, lol, I had seen) and this tree is where they dashed out the brains of children to save bullets, it's the most evil and chilling piece of nature I've ever visited... I staggered into the taxi visibly shaken n the driver says "hey you like the killing field?"
I give him my hotel name
"You want to make instant hamburger?" Wtf I've got some psycho Cambodian taxi killer/driver, confirmed by the following
"Hey mr z you want to RPG a cow, only $100 plus "expenses" on real killing field"
 

Roobarb

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to everyone what's the best/ worst meal you've ever had?
Worst was a long time ago when I first few months living in London, broke as fuck. The best was a few months ago in the Viceroy hotel in Yas Island in Abu Dhabi. Its right on the F1 circuit. I was a guest of a few wealthy friends. They race a Lambo Gallardo for fun. Even the lunch Buffett was amazing. 4days of racing I put on 1/2 stone. Mostly steak, seafood & lamb shish Leffe beer and G&T
 

Antgotaclue

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Ffs just got bk from hossy with the little lad bit of break dancing at the disco at school and it went a bit wrong an fractured his hand. Best of it is last year at the caravan he broke one little finger one day and broke the other little finger day after all with playing football. Ano we should not of let him go day after but he's hard work at best of times with his autism and what not but ye what a lad eh he's now in bed on his tablet. And good news she's away next week so I've got week to blag me mum we don't need time off lol and might get a bit of fishing in
 
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Father Ramirez

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Wow! Four quoted replies, and it didn't mean that much to me, to have meant that much to you. Nevertheless, I shall respond, but only to the first.
There is no way to prove it, of course, but I instantly pronounced "aluminium' out loud and correctly when I read it. Good effort, though. My mother was English and my father was Irish. They fostered in me an appreciation for the elegance of words, and respect for how and why a language evolves.

If that seems quaint and old fashioned to you, I encourage you catch up with a most current English author, Jonathan L. Howard. His Johannes Cabal series is equally frightening and hilarious. I believe intelligent conversation is part of your history. If you go back a few years, you Brits had a writer who seemed to know his business named Billy Shakespeare.
Cheers, all.
 

THCBrain

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Sat outside the test station in a audi a3 s line 2014 very nice cars would recommend to anyone! Very quick through all gears, handles like a race car! Sounds like top gear lol
 

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calliandra

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worst has gotta be a mcwrongalds whilst out me nut on acid and the fucking thing was trying to eat ME

best prob them burgers i use to have do love a burger, a nice brisket burger with pulled pork,chorizo,smoked bacon,cheese had plenty fancier meals but few if any ive enjoyed as much a primo burger.

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dam that looks good right now lol
how did I even get here?
Cheers for making me hungry :P
 

R1b3n4

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HP wins everytime for me lad:)
Mild Reggae Reggae sauce lol
Sat outside the test station in a audi a3 s line 2014 very nice cars would recommend to anyone! Very quick through all gears, handles like a race car! Sounds like top gear lol
If you are gonna buy an A3/S3 you might as well splash out on a "im a drug dealer please stop me" sign for the top of it lmao, same goes for 1 series BMW lol
 

THCBrain

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Mild Reggae Reggae sauce lol


If you are gonna buy an A3/S3 you might as well splash out on a "im a drug dealer please stop me" sign for the top of it lmao, same goes for 1 series BMW lol
Haha if I was gonna buy one myself I'd have the a6 fuck the a3 s3 only took that one for test it's my brother in laws car
 

Fuzzynutz34

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20170331_104600.jpg 20170331_104752.jpg 20170331_104600.jpg 20170331_104752.jpg 20170331_104535.jpg Hey first time grow here don't really know much about growing had a little advice from a friend just wondering if these look any good there about 3ft tall and super bushy I would of liked them to get abit taller but I've heard taller don't mean better is this true. Sick of getting shit weed from round by me I'm paying £180 an Oz and the 10 bags are weighing in at 0.8 so decide to grow my own
 

DST

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View attachment 3916613 View attachment 3916614 View attachment 3916613 View attachment 3916614 View attachment 3916615 Hey first time grow here don't really know much about growing had a little advice from a friend just wondering if these look any good there about 3ft tall and super bushy I would of liked them to get abit taller but I've heard taller don't mean better is this true. Sick of getting shit weed from round by me I'm paying £180 an Oz and the 10 bags are weighing in at 0.8 so decide to grow my own
Looking good for first timer.
 
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