The UK Growers Thread!

scrambo

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Aye lad, can be a lonely game keeping mates at arms length and been suspicious of new folks that we meet along the way.
Half the people I meet I just want to shake them and ask why they are buying shite that's chopped early and hardly dried, wana say here ya go have some of this. But then its phone calls and questions, can you get me some more of that shit and introduce me to your guy...

Anyhow, congrats on the weight loss, good going considering you've not cut out the booze. Only weight I lose is a pound in the morn after a coffee and that takes two flushes to get rid.. :bigjoint:

As far as this thread goes, took me years to even come in here, its a bit like walking into a party when you know nobody there, everyone's in the middle of a conversation you don't have a grasp of and there's history between folk you cant ask about.
Thanks Corey, yeah mate deffo found it fucking lonely over the yrs i did and spose thats just the price you pay if your doing it and want to stay safe, loose lips n all that.

This thread for too many yrs was just a select few people who many had met up irl and lots of other business between folks but it could never last cause as it now shows once a few went there wasnt much of thread left lol i carnt say nowt tho i have been guilty many times of acting a drunken twat and making the thread a hostile place for any noobs and i hold me hand up to that but still its gotta change or there wont be a thread of sorts any more its dead as fuck nowdays lol

What you got growing at the mo anything nice? Got any nice smoke in for crimbo?
 

scrambo

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If you think zedd is bad, thank fuck you were not here in the days of Dura (was that his user name? the batshit crazy scot). He'd have left you a jibbering mess :D
Dura72 lmao youve been gone a long time ttt dura was tame as fuck compared to whats gone on since, what a few bad jokes n coked up storys....

Fair play you saying your bit for Z and couldnt agree more he is a top bloke in person but you been gone a very long time and no very little of whats gone on since.
 

tip top toker

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Fair enough. Although I have checked in here and there over the years (the forum can be a bit of a depressant when you can't grown!) but must have just missed the shit, as all seemed generally normal (more extreme, but in line with the way the forum as a whole has become more extreme) if quiet. I do think the quietness is due to the changing times though, and not necessarily because if content. Almost all of the forums I am a member on have declined rapidly in both use and quality on recent years. Seems to be an archaic tool these days alas. Not to mention that forums generally get moulded by the stalwarts, and so as long as such people are active, the youth will never be able to leave their mark. Forums, pubs, clubs, businesses, politics, that's life whether it works for people or not.
 

theslipperbandit

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You are probably in the wrong thread then tbh :) This has always been a thread where there is no tiptoing around the bushes. As GWN said in a different thread a few days ago, in this thread we use "cunt" more than yanks use the word "and". When I was regular here, many years before you joined up, this was a thread for drug induced banter and ribbing with the odd bit of grow advice mixed in, largely relating to "we don't have a walmart so what's the best alternative in the UK". If you wanted actualy grow advice, then that was what the rest of the forum was for.

If you think zedd is bad, thank fuck you were not here in the days of Dura (was that his user name? the batshit crazy scot). He'd have left you a jibbering mess :D
Ive been here since 2010-2012 I was here when they hazed hard n ill give it back ten fold no worries but someone makes digs on my mental health ill get him where it hurts
 

zeddd

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This place is gallows humour and banter, a relief from matrix induced normality, people will melt down along the way such is the way of the thread. Unfortunately it’s been dominated by a drama queen of late, a me me idiot who shitposts 24/7
 

theslipperbandit

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Banter and humour has no place when someone is rushed to hospital, restrained for days and. Come out only to hear u talking shit like oh hes being delusional again.
Wives,kids and mental healths a nono anything else no worries lets burn crosses but this shit only future perpetuates the negative stigma associated with mental health but hey zedds a. Cool guy.
Better being a drama Queen than single handedly ridding this thread of possible new members consistently through the yrs all the time single handedly saying ur the best everyone else is inferior
 

tip top toker

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Ive been here since 2010-2012 I was here when they hazed hard n ill give it back ten fold no worries but someone makes digs on my mental health ill get him where it hurts
All I can say from my own, and my partners experiences, is that you dont stick anything anywhere on the Internet if you are not prepared to be mocked. That is just how it is. I'm not saying I agree with it, but the internet just has a weird effect on people, and they can sometimes come off as animals. I speak from experience, a couple too many of this or that and I can sometimes be a right cunt to my closest friends. I honestly think the vast majority of Internet users are guilty of being keyboard warriors or adopting an alternative persona from time to time.

Him pretending to be a woman though, that just sounds amusing :D

Edit. Seen your last post about being g rushed to hospital and delusion. You clearly are not aware of who my partner is. God help me if she reads this :/ doesn't change the facts though. This is a day and age if self diagnosing hypochondriacs after all. People get cynical
 

coreywebster

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What you got growing at the mo anything nice? Got any nice smoke in for crimbo?
Still running the incredible bulk mate, its a nice smoke. That'l be me all xmas.
Last run of that is coming up soon, then I have some blue dream just started flowering. That's looking like a cracker so far. Expecting big things from it. Unfortunately that will be my last grow for a while and an end to my perpetual. Moving house and need to sus out the neighbours and scale down slightly.
Don't post pics often but will slap a few up of the blue dream when I get chance.

If by chance I don't speak to you b4 I hope you have a good Xmas, same goes to all of you folks. :bigjoint:
 

scrambo

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Sat up drinking till 2am last night, all these cheap booze deals in the shops are killing me literally lol boy did i feel it this morning tho, have been like death warmed up all day.

So just one last drink methinks n force me drunken self to get some kip
 

scrambo

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Still running the incredible bulk mate, its a nice smoke. That'l be me all xmas.
Last run of that is coming up soon, then I have some blue dream just started flowering. That's looking like a cracker so far. Expecting big things from it. Unfortunately that will be my last grow for a while and an end to my perpetual. Moving house and need to sus out the neighbours and scale down slightly.
Don't post pics often but will slap a few up of the blue dream when I get chance.

If by chance I don't speak to you b4 I hope you have a good Xmas, same goes to all of you folks. :bigjoint:
You too mate, hope you have a good crimbo n that.

Ive always fancied that blue dream, just aint alot of these yank strains the real mcoys are clone only then we just getting the watered down seed versions? Ive never even seen any blue dream but read a fair bit of it on here and liked the sound of it, moving is always ballache and your right carnt do fuck all till you suss out the place n the neigbours n whatnot.
 

makka

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You too mate, hope you have a good crimbo n that.

Ive always fancied that blue dream, just aint alot of these yank strains the real mcoys are clone only then we just getting the watered down seed versions? Ive never even seen any blue dream but read a fair bit of it on here and liked the sound of it, moving is always ballache and your right carnt do fuck all till you suss out the place n the neigbours n whatnot.
Had some bluedream off ghb was real nice bit rock hard buds and pretty strong high tbf the bud structure reminded me of a well done 10 week exo very poddy
 

scrambo

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Had some bluedream off ghb was real nice bit rock hard buds and pretty strong high tbf the bud structure reminded me of a well done 10 week exo very poddy
Ive fancied a smoke of it for ages it was the big strain in the states a while back now, but i am pretty shore most of em like green crack, trainwreck n bluedream to name a few the real shit is clone only i well could be wrong tho mate so dont qouate me lol

Happy crimbo to you too geezer hope you have a goodun.
 

tip top toker

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Given its Christmas, I'll give you a freebie that you can bring up whenever any if you are feeling a bit bitchy :)

I've not grown in 5 years. I'm now unemployed, and as of 2 weeks ago, I live in my parents attic (if you can call a 2 bedroom flat an attic) and have just had a row with my mother about simply having weed in the house.

I look forward to the banter :D
 
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