The UK Growers Thread!

i can't believe how well george orwell predicted the future, that man must have had a crystal ball.

it's gonna be like big brother soon or minority report, they will be nicking you for thinking about committing a crime lol
 
All you need to be doin is cuttin back on house old electricity and run ya shit as normal leccy company is nt gonna give a fuck anyway as all they want is money they were gitting em round my way but cut short on my street haha the mother in-law has 1 and she lives in next street literally 2 min away lmao there has to be away round em like everythin else !!
 
Fuck smart meters, they "offered" it to me, told em I'd have it when it is compulsory for every house in the uk.

Not long finished work, first day back since before NYE and found out im off the weekend. Sweet.

Cookies are dried too, have a cheeky one last night. so fucking hard to get up at 3.
 
the plant in the last pic the buds are a little fluffy, but the 1st 2 pics are the bigger fatter plant and they are solid dense buds mate dripping with frostiness, if u look at pic 2 u will see the main cola split in 2 on its own during flower about 2 weeks ago and now has 2 points at the top of a nice fat bud, i'll try get some better pics in a bit.

and there is still 4 weeks left till chop time so the fluffy one has plenty time to fatten up :)
 
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that looks lovely. are they meant to be a purple strain?
 
Yea as you can see coco not for me....its £3 a brick coco...when i used canna pro shit plants grew at the same rate as dwc buckets....

wooooooo mh bulb came today....now were going perp....just need to turn a storage box into a 4site veg bucket.....boom shake the room....

self ballested is bright....its wired so much extra bits inside the glass tube.....its very bright and warm happy days....
 
Also guns have to let the lvls cut go....im sure the airy buds (which are a trait of that pheno).....which giv it a shit yield make it unsuitable for sale.....great sat high n great smell and taste....just poor on the wieght side.....5 in the bin.....
 
Easy boys ya alreet? Well I'm.pissed off just got back from cs and Mrs has had money all day now I've got £60 left feckin wound up now women piss me off proper fucked everything up man ffs
 
shawnybizzle said:
Easy boys ya alreet? Well I'm.pissed off just got back from cs and Mrs has had money all day now I've got £60 left feckin wound up now women piss me off proper fucked everything up man ffs
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she spent it all mate? u wanna rig a vape pen for cs.....what happens if u don't pick up enough litter...can u take a bag of rubbish down there the next day and fly tip it so they've has nuffin from ya? lol
 
zeddd said:
she spent it all mate? u wanna rig a vape pen for cs.....what happens if u don't pick up enough litter...can u take a bag of rubbish down there the next day and fly tip it so they've has nuffin from ya? lol
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Yeh the silly cow left me with 60 notes fuckin fumin now and she wondering why I'm pissed off!!! Haha Yeh not a bad idea that zedd go and put back what ive picked up Lol...today was tree surgery day chopping branches off and brambles n that.....really nice lol
 
ghb said:
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that looks lovely. are they meant to be a purple strain?
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there is purple phenos but the breeder does say not all plants will get the purple color, im hoping with my cold night temps i can get even a little purp before chop time, there is a very faint pink tinge to the pistils on the fluffier plant so i have my fingers crossed
 
another inspection over, the numpty came in checked a few plugs cos the fukin water feature aint fukin workin...arghhhhh all this cos of a phoney water feature fukin thing in the garden....soooo he decided its the pump needs changing.....but he didn't have a multimeter and I know its cos there is a short in the wire cos I stapled it a while back silly cunt let him do what he wants I ll not tell him ...but I will fix it when he starts scratching his head ......he thinks I know fuk all practical....hes only ever seen me in a suit.......ha ha ...all planned of course....im stealth....ud never spot me
 
Haaha 007 ain't got shit on you zedd....

bizzle what's the probs man....least she saved you some....cant believe the cs gave you bladed weapons....i bet all the lads have asked you why ur there n because your new at this you've told them all the story...just a thought on this.....as impressive as your story is.....and it is....be careful...people remember faces and Chinese whispers start.....remember your doing your cs with criminals.....just a thought mate.....

mh has been on for 40mins....all clone leafs are reaching for the sky.....o yea.....
 
Yeh don't worry lemons I realised how tight shits gotta be now....I'm there for driving offences to them ain't told em fuck all....some of em tho wanna tell ya their life story....nice one for sayin tho mate....haha bladed weapons one of the tools was like a big fookin Indian sword thing that was the first thing I picked up went charging into this tree like a cunt lmao it was blunt as fuck tho so I grabbed a rake and lent on that fucker all day....oh and Yeh at least she saved me some its just I'm.gonna be doing all week now shaaaaaand

Fookin predictive text suppose to say skint all week haha Wtf man
 
Fuck me lads if I have to go to the second page of this general forum again im quitin this thread wots up with yas haha sambo stop lurkin abd pullin ya shrivelled chicken ya fat ginger northern cunt and lets get the thread back on track were is all yas fuckin pron hay wot u all internet growers the fuckin florida thread is makin us look like right plums I cant fuckin wait till 4 wks av past ya wont get a page without a picture from me ya plums haha well not now I know which way I have to tilt my phone muhahahahaha
 
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