it was a fucking joke man. no cards just cash, no cloakrooom. and i know in town birds wear nowt jacket wise but i had a rucksack for fucks sake. had to queue to go out for a tab on a balcony that was actually a fire escape. cunt doorman let 4 people back in then made me wait to go out. so i said fuck this i'm going for line in the bogs instead doorman didn't bat an eye. birds were all half my age, though one did jiggle her titties at me, shame she was size of a house. but at least i've still got it?!?! maybe... clutching at straws here.
me and me pal just fucked it off, walked over the river and got wrecked in his house instead. first time i've ever done lines off a bridge.
Looking sweet as yorkie mate